Surprise, Surprise

[looksgoodinred]

A MAN hired a prostitute to come to his hotel room - and answered the door to his own daughter.

 

Titus Ncube, a married father-of-three, collapsed to the floor with shock while his daughter, 20, fled the hotel in tears.

 

Mr Ncube, from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said he was having marital problems and decided to rent a room in a local hotel, followed by a prostitute.

 

He said: "I am sorry for what I did. I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologised for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period."

 

His wife Rosemary said: "If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay."

 

No winners here. And awkward all 'round. I'm suspecting the father is feeling the worst though.

[Dynamo]

Haha, brilliant.

[looksgoodinred]

I wonder if he got his hole in the end.

 

not that day hopefully!

 

good luck the lights were on or things may have gone further before he noticed.

 

gives saying "call me daddy" a whole new ewww.

[BrianFaePerth]

All he had to do was wait for them roving gangs of women rapists if he wanted some action.

[tup]

I'm more concerned that he seems to be named after a games console

[Marty13479]

A MAN hired a prostitute to come to his hotel room - and answered the door to his own daughter.

 

Titus Ncube, a married father-of-three, collapsed to the floor with shock while his daughter, 20, fled the hotel in tears.

 

Mr Ncube, from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said he was having marital problems and decided to rent a room in a local hotel, followed by a prostitute.

 

He said: "I am sorry for what I did. I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologised for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period."

 

His wife Rosemary said: "If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay."

 

No winners here. And awkward all 'round. I'm suspecting the father is feeling the worst though.

 

 

Awkward!!

[Henry]

What is it with folk called Titus and being sex fiends?

[Bluto10]

No winners here. And awkward all 'round. I'm suspecting the father is feeling the worst though.

 

why should he feel the worst?

 

his daughter a whore.

 

she should feel just as bad.

 

fcukin slag.

[looksgoodinred]

why should he feel the worst?

 

his daughter a whore.

 

she should feel just as bad.

 

fcukin slag.

 

i meant more that he was the one hiring prostitutes to begin with, AND his daughter is one.

she's just a whore. apparently now she's not though. going back to school and all. :thumbs:

[Tommy]

i meant more that he was the one hiring prostitutes to begin with, AND his daughter is one.

she's just a whore. apparently now she's not though. going back to school and all. :thumbs:

 

 

That'll look cool on her cv : Retired hoor.

[looksgoodinred]

That'll look cool on her cv : Retired hoor.

 

it may have been a very short-lived career? who's to say that wasn't her first trick?

[tup]

She's toutin for business, and her faither is still using the seedy services of hoors, one of whom turns out to be his daughter, what a heartwarming tale of modern life for Christmas.

 

Surely the pocket money he paid her over the years would cover the cost of the service?

[looksgoodinred]

She's toutin for business, and her faither is still using the seedy services of hoors, one of whom turns out to be his daughter, what a heartwarming tale of modern life for Christmas.

 

Surely the pocket money he paid her over the years would cover the cost of the service?

 

apparently he's turned a new leaf, and won't be doing this any more.

according to the fuller news report i heard on the radio.

 

i bet you could take THAT to the bank

[Henry]

She's toutin for business, and her faither is still using the seedy services of hoors, one of whom turns out to be his daughter, what a heartwarming tale of modern life for Christmas.

 

 

Sounds like the Glasgow nativity.

[tup]

Titus NintendoGameCube has learned his lesson the hard way.

[BrianFaePerth]

Question is, how did it make it in to the papers? Did the daughter clype on her Dad?

 

"Mum, dad went to a prossy, ok it was me but all the same!"

[Henry]

Titus NintendoGameCube has learned his lesson the hard way.

 

didn't even get any seXBox into the bargain.

[Bluto10]

i meant more that he was the one hiring prostitutes to begin with, AND his daughter is one.

she's just a whore. apparently now she's not though. going back to school and all. :thumbs:

 

''she's just a whore''

 

just?

 

scum.

subhuman scum.

[Bluto10]

didn't even get any seXBox into the bargain.

 

so he's left to play with his own station all on his lonesome

[looksgoodinred]

''she's just a whore''

 

just?

 

scum.

subhuman scum.

 

really? i'm not so quick to judge someone. you have no idea about her. neither do i.

at least she's selling what's hers. i'd say the old men buying her services are more the scum. but what do i know.

[BrianFaePerth]

''she's just a whore''

 

just?

 

scum.

subhuman scum.

 

You had prossies knock ye back Bluto?

[Henry]

Obviously Bluto has had a bad experience at the hands of a working girl - maybe he headed to Amsterdam as a wide-eyed loon with a wallet full of cash, duly robbed of his Euros on the first night of his holiday away with the lads by a pro, leaving him weeping and screaming for his mother, the holiday having been the first time away from his mither's apronstrings.

[Bluto10]

really? i'm not so quick to judge someone. you have no idea about her. neither do i.

at least she's selling what's hers. i'd say the old men buying her services are more the scum. but what do i know.

 

its the old addage.

 

who's teh most despicable, the alcoholic or the landlord?

 

i'd go with that latter.

[Tommy]

A ho is a ho no matter what way you look at them....however they are providing a service.

 

 

 

As long as they declare their earnings.

[BrianFaePerth]

 

 

who's teh most despicable, the alcoholic or the landlord?

 

 

Eh'm assuming you are the alky right Bluto? So obviously it's the landlord......

[tup]

who's teh most despicable, the alcoholic or the landlord?

 

i'd go with that latter.

 

Shockerooni!!

 

As Frank McAvennie would say.

[Bluto10]

Eh'm assuming you are the alky right Bluto? So obviously it's the landlord......

 

 

no. i have my thirst in check thanks.

 

life's for living. and i'll still be living it in my 60s.

[phoenix]

Get over it !

 

 

Infidelity is epidemic and very few species are 'loyal' to each other over the course of a lifetime.;

 

 

It's only a meanless shag not a declaration of love.

 

 

Bit of growing up to do from all involved.

 

 

Free Love !

 

 

 

Or Nelson Mandela.....which ever comes first.

[looksgoodinred]

Get over it !

 

 

Infidelity is epidemic and very few species are 'loyal' to each other over the course of a lifetime.;

 

 

It's only a meanless shag not a declaration of love.

 

Bit of growing up to do from all involved.

 

 

Free Love !

 

 

i wasn't passing any moral judgement when i opened this tread.. only commenting on the "eww" factor of your own child showing up at such a juncture.

 

but if some are going to start throwing stones at her alone for being a whore...

[Bluto10]

but if some are going to start throwing stones at her alone for being a whore...

 

just kidding.

 

its a scum family obviously. probably fae mastrick. or wick.