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Just as well Kelts nae on Mad anymore.

 

They're all talking about how highly they rated Paul Kane.

 

I can only imagine they're

 

a/ Trying to wind up me specifically.

 

b/ Only discussing him in the latter half of the season where his contract was running out.

 

c/ Smoking lots of crack and marijuana cigarettes

 

d/ Mistaking Paul Kane for someone entirely not Paul Kane

 

e/ Never saw Paul Kane play football

 

 

 

I used to scream myself hoarse at that cunt, even when he wasn't on the field.

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I can only imagine they're

 

a/ Trying to wind up me specifically.

 

b/ Only discussing him in the latter half of the season where his contract was running out.

 

c/ Smoking lots of crack and marijuana cigarettes

 

d/ Mistaking Paul Kane for someone entirely not Paul Kane

 

e/ Never saw Paul Kane play football

 

 

 

I used to scream myself hoarse at that cunt, even when he wasn't on the field.

C/ sounds quality.

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I can only imagine they're

 

a/ Trying to wind up me specifically.

 

b/ Only discussing him in the latter half of the season where his contract was running out.

 

c/ Smoking lots of crack and marijuana cigarettes

 

d/ Mistaking Paul Kane for someone entirely not Paul Kane

 

e/ Never saw Paul Kane play football

 

 

 

I used to scream myself hoarse at that cunt, even when he wasn't on the field.

Ha ha ha. I think they're clearly mental.

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muttonhumper Mentor

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My abiding memory of Paul Kane was his unerring ability to find the side netting with a corner kick.

 

When he didn't miss the goal entirely and stick it in the stand

 

Useless prick that he was.

 

Ugly too if that matters to anyone.

 

Looks like we are in the minority.

I thought he was shite as well.

Also looked like Butthead from Beavis & Butthead.

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Well Paul Kane is the man who I have to thank for my signed dons shirt I won in a competition, it was worn by him and is the number 2 shirt, quite apt Kane and number 2s,

However this was undone by the occasion I was sat in the south stand spouting vitriol at the fat necked cunt, when I was chastised by what I can only imagine was the Paul Kane fan club, defending his atrocious, poor , inept performance so there it was both members taking me to task over their idol.

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Don't get on the wrong side of Doug Rougvie when he's out walking his dog.

 

FOOTBALL legend Doug Rougvie has been charged with assaulting a dog walker.

It is claimed the former Dons star whacked Liam Baxter over the head with a plastic ball-thrower.
Liam, 24, said: “He grabbed hold of my throat and started hitting me with the ball-thrower until it broke.
“I had scratches on my neck from where he had a good hold of me.”
Liam rang police as soon as he got home and Rougvie, 58, was charged with assault.
The alleged attack happened as Liam and Rougvie, 58, walked their dogs in a grassy area off Aberdeen’s Kingsgate.
Liam said: “I was walking my black Labrador Molly around teatime, as I did just about every day.
“I got to the grassy area and I usually let her off the lead for a run-about with the other dogs. No one generally minds.
“But Mr Rougvie – who I didn’t know at the time – was walking over with his sheepdog.
“Molly ran over to his dog to kind of say ‘Hello’. There’s no nastiness in Molly whatsoever.
“Rougvie ran over like a lunatic and kicked Molly. Luckily, she wasn’t hurt but I thought it was a hard kick in the chest area.
“Molly jumped and yelped and ran back to me. Obviously, I wasn’t too happy at what had happened.
“But there was a woman there also with her back Lab. I’d seen her in the park before.
“Rougvie shouted at her, thinking it was her dog initially.
“He was saying ‘Keep your f***ing dog away from mine’, and that kind of thing.”
Liam claimed Rougvie was “unbelievably aggressive”.
He added: “I thought he was going to go for this woman.
“She was just about reduced to tears, so I thought I’d better stand up for her a bit.
“I told him to go away repeatedly and he came at me and grabbed a hold of me.”
Liam said being hit over the head with the £1.49 ball-thrower was painful.
He added: “It was plastic but it was sore – certainly not a pleasant experience.
“Mr Rougvie is quite a strong guy. It was at the point where it was pulling the skin off my neck.
“Eventually, after his stick broke and I’d repeatedly told him to let go, he stormed off with his dog.
“The whole thing was extremely odd. I’ve done security work at nightclubs and I’ve seen people kick off but this was just a whole different level.”
Liam, who lives nearby with his parents, said: “I got home and pretty much phoned the police immediately.
“My mother took photographs of the scratch marks on my throat.”
Last night, a Police Scotland spokesman confirmed: “A 58-year-old male was charged with assault and a report submitted to the procurator fiscal.”
The alleged assault happened in February and Rougvie was charged in April.
The procurator fiscal’s office are still deciding whether to prosecute him.
The Record tried to speak to Rougvie at his home. His wife Brenda said: “He’s not in, he’s at work.” We told Brenda we wanted to speak to
her husband about the “fracas in the park” and she replied: “I don’t think Dougie will be wanting to speak about it.
“I’ll pass it on but I doubt very much Dougie will want to speak.”
Brenda phoned us later and insisted her husband was innocent and that he was the victim.
She said she expected the charge to be dropped.
A Crown Office spokesman said: “The procurator fiscal has received a report concerning an incident that allegedly occurred in Aberdeen on February 19.
“The report remains under consideration by the procurator fiscal.”

 

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/aberdeen-legend-doug-rougvie-charged-3861925

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