cheesepipes Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 36 minutes ago, Howard Marks said: I've just dildoed the last four posts on this thread. Enjoy lads x Thanks Howie. I received it straight up my bottom. 1 Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 4 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Thanks Howie. I received it straight up my bottom. Cheers. Just gave you another one, in case the first one breaks or gets stuck. 1 Link to comment
Ando Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 To paraphrase a Fringe classic, first the Dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... The Dildo must be shitting itself. 1 Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 Ooooops, I've dildo-ed abdy again. Happy dildo day. It comes from a place of love. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Was playing darts down the local the other night. was playing well. First dart hit treble 20. Second just missed treble for single 20. Third was thrown a bit in anger & hit a Sevco fan right in the eye. Went far enough in that it killed him instantly. Apparently is a top score though as my mate said it was one hun dead & eighty 🤷 3 1 1 Link to comment
Roberto Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 1 minute ago, fine-n-dandy said: Was playing darts down the local the other night. was playing well. First dart hit treble 20. Second just missed treble for single 20. Third was thrown a bit in anger & hit a Sevco fan right in the eye. Went far enough in that it killed him instantly. Apparently is a top score though as my mate said it was one hun dead & eighty 🤷 Never been done before that joke. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 2 minutes ago, Roberto said: Never been done before that joke. Didn’t realise all jokes were original. Kind of boring if all jokes you appreciate are one & done 🙄 Go on then. Give us one that no cunts heard 🙄 1 Link to comment
Roberto Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Just now, fine-n-dandy said: Didn’t realise all jokes were original. Kind of boring if all jokes you appreciate are one & done 🙄 Go on then. Give us one that no cunts heard 🙄 Not like you to take something so personal. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 1 minute ago, Roberto said: Not like you to take something so personal. Aye cos that’s what I did there 😌 1 Link to comment
Roberto Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Just now, fine-n-dandy said: Aye cos that’s what I did there 😌 Good chat. 1 Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 4 minutes ago, Roberto said: Good chat. Next time you’re down the shops. Any chance you could buy me some fork handles? You can keep one for free & shove it up yer arse 1 Link to comment
Roberto Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Just now, fine-n-dandy said: Next time you’re down the shops. Any chance you could buy me some fork handles? You can keep one for free & shove it up yer arse Hilarious. 1 Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Just now, Roberto said: Hilarious. Not really but mildly pleasurable so I’m told 1 Link to comment
Helmet Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 40 minutes ago, fine-n-dandy said: Not really but mildly pleasurable so I’m told I didn’t mind your shite joke, it gave me a wee chuckle but c’mon now, we all know Doncomittant pummels your arse relentlessly when you’re home from the rigs? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 4 hours ago, fine-n-dandy said: Was playing darts down the local the other night. was playing well. First dart hit treble 20. Second just missed treble for single 20. Third was thrown a bit in anger & hit a Sevco fan right in the eye. Went far enough in that it killed him instantly. Apparently is a top score though as my mate said it was one hun dead & eighty 🤷 I heard the same joke 30 years ago. First dart hits treble 20. Second dart hits double 20. Third dart hits an alien who walks in front of the board. One hundred and ET. Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 On 4/20/2024 at 3:30 AM, maryhilldon said: First dart hits treble 20. Second dart hits double 20. Third dart hits Roberto Baggio who walks in front of the board. One hundred and eyetie Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 First dart hits treble 20. Second dart hits double 20. Third dart hits Brian fae Perth who walks in front of the board. One hundred and stinky Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 36 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: coldplay > golf don min and even golf is better than dildos (don’t be a loser min) What you talking about min? Link to comment
Roberto Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Bloots nit caring about dildos by caring about dildos is my guess... 1 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 17 hours ago, Simply Red said: Whats his second name and address Ed? Can't do that on here details are personal SR. You never know who's checking for info on this page. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 17 hours ago, RAZOR said: Did he used to own the Stead Inn in Potterton? A lovely guy if so. Mind having a few lock ins and someone would always put Babestation on the TV. Bit weird thinking back 🤣 Not sure but his wife is very supportive of him. Good looking lass as well. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said: Can't do that on here details are personal SR. You never know who's checking for info on this page. Congratulation Ed you passed the test with flying colours Sir 1 1 Link to comment
Dons79 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said: Can't do that on here details are personal SR. You never know who's checking for info on this page. At last, a bit of GDPR in motion, get in eddy, you have learned at last. far to many undesirables on the internet trawling for such info. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 1 hour ago, Bluto10 said: kings night weihenstephanerS #now You're embarrassing yourself lately min. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 26 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: You're embarrassing yourself lately min. good. duvels (heaps) & aliens (entertainment) + kebab pizza Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 14 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: good. duvels (heaps) & aliens (entertainment) + kebab pizza Aliens…Directors cut 🤔 Link to comment
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