NSFW 18+ Spiken Sh*t

[Bluto10]

1 minute ago, chief_wiggum said:

Aliens…Directors cut  🤔

yeah it is

best bit imo is the guns

[Don Fonte]

20 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

good.

 

 

duvels (heaps) & aliens (entertainment)

+ kebab pizza

 

 

Time stamp on the pizza later champ.

[dave_min]

3 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

kings night

weihenstephanerS
 

#now  

Join ih club, min

[Don Fonte]

38 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Just had a beautiful post-workout iced protein coffee in the sun. 

Beers will be opened soon, starting with a local 8.5% DIPA. 

How's the holiday min?

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

How's the holiday min?

I'm not on holiday, Don. 

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

I'm not on holiday, Don. 

Fucking obviously.

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, Don Fonte said:

Fucking obviously.

You feeling okay? You're not making sense. 

[maryhilldon]

28 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I'm not on holiday, Don. 

You are though, unless you've moved to SA?

[maryhilldon]

You working for UNICEF or something similar Parkie?

[Parklife]

14 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

You are though

Nope. 

A little spooky to see multiple complete strangers so interested in my life and daily activities tbh. 

Bunch of proper weirdos. 

[maryhilldon]

Just now, Parklife said:

Nope. 

A little spooky to see multiple complete strangers so interested in my life and daily activities tbh. 

Bunch of proper weirdos. 

You're the one that's attention seeking by insisting you're not on holiday but refusing to say why you're there 😄

[maryhilldon]

What's the big secret?

[Clydeside_Sheep]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

post-workout iced protein coffee

Translation:  he just jizzed into his own coffee.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

45 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You feeling okay? You're not making sense. 

Since when has yer man made any sense, regardless of how he is feeling?

He is clearly a mentalist who has somehow managed to seize an internet capable device.

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 

A little spooky to see multiple complete strangers so interested in my life and daily activities tbh. 

You've been telling multiple complete strangers about your non holiday for about 2 years. Maybe shouldn't have mentioned it on an open fitba forum if you wanted some privacy?

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Merrydown palette cleanser.

Warsteiner.

[Don Fonte]

7 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Nope. 

A little spooky to see multiple complete strangers so interested in my life and daily activities tbh. 

Bunch of proper weirdos. 

Aye they're pricks Parko eh.

[Dons79]

1 minute ago, maryhilldon said:

What's the big secret?

He got head hunted by MI5 after completing 5 crossword puzzles in the quickest time sitting in a ditch in Falkirk waiting in his digger, now a part of a silent cell keeping an eye on the argies in case they get any idea of another Falkland attack, they call him Patagonia parkie now.

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

You're the one that's attention seeking by insisting you're not on holiday but refusing to say why you're there 😄

 

4 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

You've been telling multiple complete strangers about your non holiday for about 2 years. Maybe shouldn't have mentioned it on an open fitba forum if you wanted some privacy?

Fake. I think I've mentioned it about three times - months ago. Since then you, dom, NEM, fat man, Blutz, etc mention it almost daily 😂

It's plain weird that you all keep bringing up my location

 

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

He got head hunted by MI5 after completing 5 crossword puzzles in the quickest time sitting in a ditch in Falkirk waiting in his digger, now a part of a silent cell keeping an eye on the argies in case they get any idea of another Falkland attack, they call him Patagonia parkie now.

Double agent. Argentina > UK. 

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 

Fake. I think I've mentioned it about three times - months ago. Since then you, dom, NEM, fat man, Blutz, etc mention it almost daily 😂

It's plain weird that you all keep bringing up my location

 

It's you insisting you're not on holiday that's created the interest 😄

[sheepcrooky]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

I'm not on holiday, Don. 

Are you in Peru next week Parky?

[Parklife]

Just now, sheepcrooky said:

Are you in Peru next week Parky?

Yeah. You going to be there? 

[maryhilldon]

Are you a drug mule Parkie? Didn't end well for those Scots and Irish lassies.

[sheepcrooky]

Fly back to Lima on Wednesday May 1st for 2 1/2 weeks. If you’re there, I’ll buy you a beer. 

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, sheepcrooky said:

Fly back to Lima on Wednesday May 1st for 2 1/2 weeks. If you’re there, I’ll buy you a beer. 

Surely the most exotic Hat meet up in history?

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

Fly back to Lima on Wednesday May 1st for 2 1/2 weeks. If you’re there, I’ll buy you a beer. 

Leave lima on Thursday morning but will be back on Saturday, before leaving again on Sunday. 

Would gladly buy you a beer on Saturday, if you're not busy. 🍺

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Are you a drug mule Parkie? Didn't end well for those Scots and Irish lassies.

Give it a rest, Warwick. 

[DeltaRay1903]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Yeah. You going to be there? 

Why bother? There are often Peruvian buskers giving it laldy with their pan pipes. Look quite the part in their bowler hats and ponchos. Always put me in mind of that film where the two famous actors were shagging the same bird. Carefree and cycling around the desert with her on the crossbar. Think that might actually have been set in the place you can't catch a boat to (a wee Martin wotsit and the Saintees reference there) but you get my drift. Great film. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid that's it. I knew if I waffled on for long enough the title would come to me. We also have eateries that dish up Peru style grub. 

If Mohammed won't go to the mountain. Yadda yadda. 

[DeltaRay1903]

7 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Are you a drug mule Parkie? Didn't end well for those Scots and Irish lassies.

One of them ended up doing porn movies did she nae? Quite tidy as I recall.