ChutneyLove Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Reekie min, wisen up - how am I going to manage the night without my thought for the day? Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Reekie min, wisen up - how am I going to manage the night without my thought for the day?I think it will be a long time before he wises up. Currently on the moon Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Picture of the hairies please so we can do a WYOWYN. Link to comment
Henry Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 ^^^ Is that geezer wearing Uggs? Link to comment
DD1903 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Was just about to ask the same thing harcus... Link to comment
Redstar Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Mavv1903 appears to be some sort of righter of wrongs...Mavv can you fix it for me and break TPS's legs...you choose Equaliser or Uncle Jim stylee...I don't mind. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 One of Reekie Docks' carers He certinaly is one oh the best like, always makes sure my eyebrows are left on when i pass oot on the couch....... Nae that he can take ma hair!! But to be fair Poodler on our last encounter you looked in dire need oh yer vagina needing wiped. Dinna worry everyone gets like that fan they try tearing up market street on a sunday sesh we the Famous Reekie!!! Link to comment
tup Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Fuck giving up on Facebook need it for the Stalking when yer deeing an affa amount oh buulling like maself!!!You protest too much. You're probably a virgin, anal passage notwithstanding. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 You protest too much. You're probably a virgin, anal passage notwithstanding. You just want to believe that Tup, let's be honest the last time I met you, you couldn't keep yer eyes off me.... You'd love to Bull ma. Get yourself into the Deviants Corner and spill the beans about wanting to suck ma Rocket.... We don't judge in there.. Link to comment
tup Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 I'm not entertaining thon, I'm a respectable and upstanding pillar of society. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 I'm not entertaining thon, I'm a respectable and upstanding pillar of society. Many Homosexuals are, it is not frowned upon by many to love the rocket. I myself do not love the purple spunk trumpet But I say what ever floats yer boat and if a swallowing a black 14" cock does it for you then crack on....... Link to comment
tup Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Many Homosexuals are, it is not frowned upon by many to love the rocket. I myself do not love the purple spunk trumpet But I say what ever floats yer boat and if a swallowing a black 14" cock does it for you then crack on.......You're disturbed 1 Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Ask him about the time he was sick on my face in Ibiza and had to walk back from the West End to the bay in his pants!!Ask him about the time he wanked me off for a fiver! Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 He certinaly is one oh the best like, always makes sure my eyebrows are left on when i pass oot on the couch....... Nae that he can take ma hair!! But to be fair Poodler on our last encounter you looked in dire need oh yer vagina needing wiped. Dinna worry everyone gets like that fan they try tearing up market street on a sunday sesh we the Famous Reekie!!! Fuck you, 6am Monday morning isn't prime biff time for normal fowk [emoji23] Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 The world has lost what would have undoubtably been a beautiful tasting vagina and asshole. We're left with some smarmy cunt with no legs who can run fast with those novelty lads toys jumper legs. Whoopie fucking doo. Prick.Nae half as sweet as the arsehole I'm about to be tasting in <1hr Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Pretty sure even with stumps he could outrun seal like cheesepipes. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I'd destroy you in every possible physical confrontation except "office workers 10k". Of that I'd bet big money.What's yer vital stats big guy? I can bench 120 by the way,repz.You'd stand nae chance min Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 The world has lost what would have undoubtably been a beautiful tasting vagina and asshole. Never a truer word spoken... Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 He who wanks quietest, wanks longest. Cheesepipes Today.......1 minute ago. You sharing a cabin offshore? Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Wednesday 22nd October Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one. Marcus Aurelius (LGIR, no wedding bells imminent, save the hat min. I will marry her one day, but nae tomorrow .)Notice there's no mention of my invite. Nae happy.On a positive note, do you like Jana Cova as my avatar? Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I think you've just got to go on the 'hub and there will be plenty to choose from. From memory there's one of her stuffing a pair of punts inside her then taking them oot for a sniff - thought you might like that one?! Will get some recommendations next week and post them in deviants corner. I'm a bit busy and off work for the next few nights. Link to comment
Stavrogin Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I will bet every penny I have that you can't properly bench 120kg. I know this cause I can and I know what's involved. I'd obliterate you but I wouldn't cause I think your a great guy. You're my beer expert and I'd rather lose a limb than a good beer expert. Is this a gay forum? I'm open minded so it's no problem, I was just wondering. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Is this a gay forum? I'm open minded so it's no problem, I was just wondering.Depends who's asking, sweetheart. Link to comment
Henry Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Good for him I'd do the same if I were him You can but dream of having a woman other than your mother in your bedsit Bluto min. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 You can but dream of having a woman other than your mother in your bedsit Bluto min.Jeez, let me think. Who would I rather be? International high achieving jessetter, big in the corporate game. Or some weirdo forum guy who lives in the 1800s. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I will bet every penny I have that you can't properly bench 120kg. I know this cause I can and I know what's involved.I'd obliterate you but I wouldn't cause I think your a great guy. You're my beer expert and I'd rather lose a limb than a good beer expert.Feelings mutual champ. Link to comment
Henry Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Jeez, let me think. Who would I rather be? International high achieving jessetter, big in the corporate game. Or some weirdo forum guy who lives in the 1800s. Let us know when you achieve one of them. Link to comment
dervish Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Edited: So I don't give your computer AIDS. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 thanks for the thought of the day Dervish. your link is virus-laden. you turd. EDIT xo Link to comment
dervish Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Soz. Well at least that's one off the bucket list. Give LGIR an infection. Link to comment
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