"i Have Nothing To Wear"

[redstrummer]

is your significant other's closet overflowing?

(and i will admit, i did just drop by the store last night to buy a new dress for saturday. because "there was nothing in my closet". although i have more of a thing for shoes than clothes. )

 

as i think about it though, while the number might look large, it's over a lifetime. how many suits, shirts, trousers, shoes and trainers do men buy? over a lifetime?

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2169005/Women-spend-80K-clothes-lifetime-STILL-complain-wear.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

 

 

nice smile

[tup]

You can get away with old(ish) clothing provided you have, as that bead rattling cunt Nutini so eloquently put it, 'your new shoes on'.

 

If your shoes are scabby, do not expect me to give you the time of day, no excuse for that.

[looksgoodinred]

You can get away with old(ish) clothing provided you have, as that bead rattling cunt Nutini so eloquently put it, 'your new shoes on'.

 

If your shoes are scabby, do not expect me to give you the time of day, no excuse for that.

 

scabby?

i agree. shoes on women and men should be in good repair. polished if appropriate. with well-taken-care-of feet visible when the shoes come off. :thumbs:

[tup]

scabby?

i agree. shoes on women and men should be in good repair. polished if appropriate. with well-taken-care-of feet visible when the shoes come off. :thumbs:

 

I dinna want to see or smell anyone's feet. Feet are sick, in general.

 

If your shoes stink, you deserve your fate to be sealed by firing squad.

 

Fat people usually have hideous smelling trainers.

 

Mainly because, being bloaters, they sweat like chipper windows.

[Coopy100]

Some shoes look a lot better with a patina of age and wear on them.

[looksgoodinred]

I dinna want to see or smell anyone's feet. Feet are sick, in general.If your shoes stink, you deserve your fate to be sealed by firing squad.Fat people usually have hideous smelling trainers.Mainly because, being bloaters, they sweat like chipper windows.

 

most people who wear the same pair of shoes/trainers - day in, day out - will find their shoes stink. yet another argument in favour of owning lots of pairs of shoes!!!!

 

Some shoes look a lot better with a patina of age and wear on them.

 

indeed. but nonetheless in good repair.

[tup]

Also, those cutting about in old trainers and stuff usually have greasy hair and dirty jeans, as well as major body odour.

 

If you have a hole in your shoes, they will stink, as this allows water in.

 

This seems to be totally lost on such minkers, they dinna seem to give a fuck, fair play to them.

[Tommy]

 

If you have a hole in your shoes, they will stink, as this allows water in.

 

 

 

Jings, every day's a school day.

[Bobby Connor]

Generally have one pair of trainers that I run into the ground before buying a new pair. Day in day out trainers. Various other footwear for unusual occasions but in general it's the same stinking trainers all the time.

 

I'll bet Tup wears Dunlop.

[tup]

I wisna addressing you Tommy, I was reading an imaginary riot act to minkers with holes in their shoes.

 

I know most civilised folk dinna, and you strike me as being so civilised that even your slippers are spotless, and one could see one's face in the brass on your pipe

[tup]

I'll bet Tup wears Dunlop.

 

Almost always Adi Dassler chief.

[Bobby Connor]

Almost always Adi Dassler chief.

+1

[Tommy]

I wisna addressing you Tommy, I was reading an imaginary riot act to minkers with holes in their shoes.

 

I know most civilised folk dinna, and you strike me as being so civilised that even your slippers are spotless, and one could see one's face in the brass on your pipe

 

With you now, i thought it was a public information service you were providing.

 

I have Thomas slippers and they are indeed spotless.

[looksgoodinred]

I wisna addressing you Tommy, I was reading an imaginary riot act to minkers with holes in their shoes.

 

I know most civilised folk dinna, and you strike me as being so civilised that even your slippers are spotless, and one could see one's face in the brass on your pipe

 

 

do you really wear slippers, Tommy?

 

EDIT: got my answer.

[Tommy]

do you really wear slippers, Tommy?

 

 

 

 

 

Do you really wear a bra looksgoodinred ?

[tup]

I bought my faither slippers for faither's day.

 

I canna imagine myself ever wearing slippers, or long johns, or pyjamas to my bed or any of that feel carry on. Before you know it you'll be on to electric blankets and hot water fucking bottles. Such 'comforts' enrage me

 

Just shoot me if I ever suggest it.

[Bobby Connor]

Once you own slippers, that's it.

[tup]

Worse still, if you dinna, and some cunt buys you them.

 

That's them telling you surreptitiously that you're all but finished, you're on life's home straight, waiting on a chap from Dr Death.

[looksgoodinred]

Do you really wear a bra looksgoodinred ?

 

sometimes. but not when i'm Standing Free. figured i should do as advertised

[tup]

I'd rather freeze to death than indulge the market for electric blankets etc.

[looksgoodinred]

Worse still, if you dinna, and some cunt buys you them.

 

That's them telling you surreptitiously that you're all but finished, you're on life's home straight, waiting on a chap from Dr Death.

 

well i'm no fan of slippers. but some like them. each to their own i guess. as long as they, and the socks, come off before you get naked! socks on naked bodies is just BAD!

[tup]

well i'm no fan of slippers. but some like them. each to their own i guess. as long as they, and the socks, come off before you get naked! socks on naked bodies is just BAD!

 

Point of order. Socks must come off before you get naked.

 

You canna have socks on a naked body.

 

Otherwise you're not naked.

 

Comprendez?

[Bobby Connor]

LGIR Any chance of another pic of your bum?

[tup]

LGIR Any chance of another pic of your bum?

 

Settle doon min, she's in her late 40's.

 

There's websites that cater for all that carry on.

[looksgoodinred]

LGIR Any chance of another pic of your bum?

 

i don't think so. i only fell for that the first day. although it IS in red punties, so Tup might approve

 

so back to slippers Tommy.. are they plaid? or fuzzy?

[looksgoodinred]

Point of order. Socks must come off before you get naked.

 

You canna have socks on a naked body.

 

Otherwise you're not naked.

 

Comprendez?

 

you're quite right. i was referencing men who keep their socks on when everything else has come off (think back to naked dancing man at Stone Roses). socks should come off first.

[Bobby Connor]

Settle doon min, she's in her late 40's.

 

Wears it well though.

[tup]

i don't think so. i only fell for that the first day. although it IS in red punties, so Tup might approve

 

so back to slippers Tommy.. are they plaid? or fuzzy?

 

You had a picture of your arse on here the first day?

 

Keen to make an impression were you?

 

I made a big impression on here at the start too, although not by using my arse I hasten to add.

[chief_wiggum]

LGIR Any chance of another pic of your bum?

 

Fit! I missed that

 

Personaly I find clothes to be over rated

[Bobby Connor]

LGIR - Hot, hot arse. Nae luck if you missed out.