Famous Last Words

[tutankamun]

"The car seems OK..."

 

Ayrton Senna

[dervish]

"Oweeee-eeeeeohhhhh"

 

Buddy Holly

 

 

Joking aside Waylon Jennings had given up his seat on the plane, causing Holly to jokingly tell Jennings, "I hope your ol' bus freezes up!" Jennings shot back facetiously, "Well, I hope your ol' plane crashes!" It was a statement that would haunt Jennings for decades....

[Jonty]

"Fuck me Emu, the aerial is fucked again."

[LeDandy]

"If Simpson dives in here i am going to meg him"

 

 

Ian Durrant

[Bobby Connor]

I'm seething - Sevco Fan

[actonsheep]

"Fuck, Wall."

[muttondressedaslamb]

I'm hoping mines would be I had a blast.

[tup]

'Oooft! That's strong gear Hans'

 

Eva Rausling.

[Stoney]

"Just because hes a muslim doesnt make him a terrorist dear"

[Dazzler]

"I know you have come to kill me. Shoot, coward. You are only going to kill a man."

Ernesto "Che" Guevara.

[tup]

'Morning Hector'

 

Arlene Fraser.

[The Boofon]

'Morning Hector'

 

Arlene Fraser.

 

 

Nonsense. She hasn't said her last words yet.

[tup]

'I'll get it dear'

 

Alistair Wilson, Bank of Scotland, Nairn.

[Foster14]

Of course I can fly round these trees, I was World Rally Champion y'ken!

[The Boofon]

Who the fuck is that at the door at this time of night?

 

Osama Bin Laden.

[The Boofon]

What's a smear test?

 

 

Jade Goody.

[tup]

'There's that local oddball at the door again'.

 

Jill Dando.

[tup]

'See that Bebo, he's a dick, he's getting stabbed'.

 

RAZOR.

[muttondressedaslamb]

"I know you have come to kill me. Shoot, coward. You are only going to kill a man."

Ernesto "Che" Guevara.

 

great quote

 

'See that Bebo, he's a dick, he's getting stabbed'.

 

RAZOR.

 

[tup]

'tup should be banned'.

 

briPod, K-9 and Kim-Jong vda III at the AFC Chat AGM.

[Big Man]

[Reading his newspaper on the train]

 

''Oh, here comes the boys in blue, they do a fantastic job. I wonder what they....''

 

- Jean Charles de Menezes

[vanderark14]

"my only wish was to be an afc chat mod"

 

tup

[tup]

'At least I still have the function to surreptitiously edit poorly worded posts'

 

vda, just before getting his p45.

[ericblack4boss]

no, theres no rocks around here, the captain fo the ferry that sunk off Italy.

[The Boofon]

no, theres no rocks around here, the captain fo the ferry that sunk off Italy.

 

 

He's nae deid.

[tup]

'I'm going to surpass Roberto's post count shortly'.

 

Me.

 

How daft of me, I miscalculated it, I thought his said 17,000 odds, not just over 8 million.

 

Better get my head doon.

[Bobby Connor]

It's supposed to be a thread about your famous last words, not some cunt off the telly.

 

"I'll be checking out your tits from beyond the grave"

 

Mwahahahaha!

[The Boofon]

It's supposed to be a thread about your famous last words, not some cunt off the telly.

 

"I'll be checking out your tits from beyond the grave"

 

Mwahahahaha!

 

In that case I've nothing left to offer as I've already posted mine.

 

Your rules makes the thread a bit shit. Can we change it?

[Bobby Connor]

In that case I've nothing left to offer as I've already posted mine.

 

Your rules makes the thread a bit shit. Can we change it?

 

Suppose.

[robbo]

i always liked billy connollys idea for on his gravestone to have words written in tiny tiny lettering so you have to go up so your a nose away to be able to read it...only to find it says

 

"your standing on my balls"

 

 

mine will no doubt be "i know what im doing, its fine"