Smelly Fowk

[Sonoftherock]

I used to work with a french lad who had the worst B.O. I've ever had the misfortune of smelling. Everyone at work really felt sorry for the girl who shared an office with him - she was the sort of person who was too polite to say anything!

[tightbreeks]

boy at an old job i had, his fingers were all brown from the rollies and his mouse had nice tar stains on it as well. he used to drink a carton of milk with a cheese and onion greggs at his desk. it was stinking and mingin, he was a smelly mess to.

[Robbie Winters]

Gary McKinnon?

He is just using that as an excuse, just a lonely nerd who's mummy is milking the attention

[chaos_defrost]

It's an invasion of your personal space, offensive as fuck.

 

Totally agree, it's just antisocial behaviour plain and simple. If someone can hold down an office job then they've got absolutely no excuse in this day and age.

[weemackie]

Guy I was sharing a cabin with offshore didn't have a shower the whole trip until the day he went off. Minging cunt

 

Not only was he's reeking he was dropping smelly weapons in his sleep and I was in the top bunk get the full dunt from them. Bowfing

[ChutneyLove]

Took a bird home one night. Got to my living room, thought I'd be a bit classy with a can of Tennents each before we retired to the bedroom. Opened a can for her first (ever the gent), sat down and began to roll a number. All of a sudden I was overcome with a mingin smell. Started looking around the place wondering where it might be coming from. Went and checked my trainers for shite - nothing. She pipes up - "oh, that might be my feet". She had kicked off her shoes when we got in, and by fuck were her dogs barking. Second only to one of my football trip mates for bad feet - and his have been clinically diagnosed as something pretty special.

 

Still nailed her, washed the sheets pronto though.