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Smelly Fowk


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Took a bird home one night. Got to my living room, thought I'd be a bit classy with a can of Tennents each before we retired to the bedroom. Opened a can for her first (ever the gent), sat down and began to roll a number. All of a sudden I was overcome with a mingin smell. Started looking around the place wondering where it might be coming from. Went and checked my trainers for shite - nothing. She pipes up - "oh, that might be my feet". She had kicked off her shoes when we got in, and by fuck were her dogs barking. Second only to one of my football trip mates for bad feet - and his have been clinically diagnosed as something pretty special.


Still nailed her, washed the sheets pronto though.

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