Don Fonte Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Should make for a superbly scented shiteHope so. Planning doing one on the train and not flushing. Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Hope so. Planning doing one on the train and not flushing. Beware o' thone stupid curveed doors that open when you are in the middle o' a shite. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Or a line.Haha. More likely scenario Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Once accidentally activated the hand dryer whilst bending down to hoover a line in the train bogs. Was mildly annoyed. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 skipped lunch, too busy earning & pumping iron. replacing the lost energy now with seasonal bok beers then Some proper Belgian aleswhilst watching football Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Send the oven chips back Mobby min. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 A picture of my tea (I’m away to tuck in to) will cheer you up adult beverage too... Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Mexican lunch two days in a row; shrimp enchiladas yesterday and al pastor (marinaded pork) burrito today, ace Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Broccoli and Stilton soup despatched and the tremors have started already! Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 My Missus makes me a packed lunch if I'm going to be out all day but it's a cunt if you forget it. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 My Missus makes me a packed lunch if I'm going to be out all day but it's a cunt if you forget it.What's on the standard menu from Mrs Moobs? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 What's on the standard menu from Mrs Moobs? Generally a couple of rolls with cold meat and salad, piece of fruit, biscuit and flask of tea(make the tea myself in the morning)Occasionally she'll make me a salad if she's on my case about losing weight but she puts that much stuff in it there are likely more calories in the cunts than there would be if she just made me corn beef and pickle sandwiches. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Scotch brothBlue ribandHam n mustard sannyBundaberg ginger beer Brexit lunch from the glorious 70's Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Generally a couple of rolls with cold meat and salad, piece of fruit, biscuit and flask of tea(make the tea myself in the morning)Occasionally she'll make me a salad if she's on my case about losing weight but she puts that much stuff in it there are likely more calories in the cunts than there would be if she just made me corn beef and pickle sandwiches.Any particular fruit? Huge importance on this in my eyes. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Just depends on the fruit, I like a (big juicy) pear or some strawberries sometimes get a banana but I'm a bit underwhelmed by them. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Nae ony munch bunch yoghurts or Capri Sun juice? Poor box, if nae Hit her. She puts a bit of thought into the biscuit tbf, good variety from the ones I find acceptable. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Just depends on the fruit, I like a (big juicy) pear or some strawberries sometimes get a banana but I'm a bit underwhelmed by them.I detest bananas. That's a back hander offence if given one of them. Pear and strawberries both pass marks, some pineapple or melon is top marks. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 That must honkOne chap at work compared the smell to cheesy wotsits soaked in hot foosty bovril. Its not like anyone died or anything. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Rocky Robin? You fucking knows it fool. A fruit Club is also a winner (and also something Don Fonte would be a member of) Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Orange clubs and Penguins got my mum a cuddle when I got home from school/workRed clubs and seals got a Norwegian I know 5 years in jail. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 You fucking knows it fool. A fruit Club is also a winner (and also something Don Fonte would be a member of)I see the objective of your truce offer. To try and flirt with me. Move along Moobs. A fat woman I'll happily tackle, no blokes though. (or Dundonians) Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Orange clubs and Penguins got my mum a cuddle when I got home from school/workDid you like alot of chocolate on your biscuit? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 BiscuitsLOL grown men ffs Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 I liked It BM. Good work. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 BiscuitsLOL grown men ffsAye nae bother Tup Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Chicken Noodle soup. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Rocking the sannys iday. Shite. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Same as I’ve had the last three days. Tomato soup Crunch corner yoghurtBananaApple Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Sandwich:-h\m egg mayo-ham-Cheese-toms Link to comment
alscotoz Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Cheese board Did you not break your teeth? Link to comment
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