Would You Kill A Random

[daytripping]

As per the title; some mad billionaire invites you to murder a random person of your chosing for

[looksgoodinred]

No.

[The Boofon]

As per the title; some mad billionaire invites you to murder a random person of your choosing for £10 Million pounds, would you do it??

 

I'd do it for free.

 

A random person of my choosing wouldn't be a random person.

 

Fearne Cotton, Elton John, Darren Mackie and Russell Brand I'd pay money to the billionaire for permission.

[360]

Probably. :ninja:

[daytripping]

I'd have to give it some thought...................for about half a second!! too fecking right I would!

[tup]

I'd have to give it some thought...................for about half a second!! too fecking right I would!

 

Answering your own questions is a surefire sign of schizophrenia.

 

i.e. watch you dinna kill yourself.

[Bluto10]

Dayts: How much they paying you, Bluto?

 

Bluto: They offered me a hundred grand. You want to know something? When I found it was you, I said I'd do it for nothing.

[daytripping]

Answering your own questions is a surefire sign of schizophrenia.

 

i.e. watch you dinna kill yourself.

I once gave myself a papercut, it was brutal.

[daytripping]

I think I'd just go walking about manor looking for a mink with a hun top on, bowie knife up through the stomach into the heart and twist, kerching!

[Bluto10]

I think I'd just go walking about manor looking for a mink with a hun top on, bowie knife up through the stomach into the heart and twist, kerching!

 

id come from behind and snap the neck.

no blood splatter or spillage i.e. no dna spread.

 

no need for weapons, unless youre a weed.

[Dal Riata Don]

The version of this I herd was a rich madman offers ye a large sum of money and is then is allowed to hunt you with the intention of killing ye within a year time limit - survive and the cash is yours : would you take it?

 

As for the op: I'd find someone who wants an assisted death - then I'd fly them to the Netherlands and get a doctor to kill them - hopefully by returning with a valid death certificate I'd get the cash.

[daytripping]

The version of this I herd was a rich madman offers ye a large sum of money and is then is allowed to hunt you with the intention of killing ye within a year time limit - survive and the cash is yours : would you take it?

 

I would easily do that and wouldn' bother hiding, would just batter the rich madman when he came calling.

[Karl Fletcher]

If I knew I wouldn't get caught, then yes.

 

And is he/she a hun?

 

They would need to be a hun.

[daytripping]

I'd probably kill a family member while taking a black man's length right up the rectum for 10 million notes.

 

 

The first honest post!

[The Boofon]

If I knew I wouldn't get caught, then yes.

 

 

 

 

So a sneaky bastard of a murderer and not an open and honest one.

 

The mask slips further.

[Monkey]

[Stoney]

There is no chance any of you mugs would have it in you to off somebody.

 

You are all way too friendly :thumbs:

[Karl Fletcher]

There is no chance any of you mugs would have it in you to off somebody.

 

You are all way too friendly :thumbs:

 

Thanks Stoney

[The Boofon]

 

[Monkey]

Maths clearly not your strong point.

 

10 million and 1 million per year for 16 years is 26 million not 16 million.

 

Erm, whilst I accept maths may not be my strong point..

 

 

You start with

[The Boofon]

Erm, whilst I accept maths may not be my strong point..

 

 

You start with

[tup]

Money would not motivate me at all to kill someone.

 

I don't have any envy of folk with more money than me.

 

I treat everyone the same regardless of their bank balance.

 

What would motivate me to kill someone is if they pissed me off sufficiently.

 

So any cash offer to do something ludicrously stupid would be rejected from my point of view.

 

Easy to see the shallow types who'd do anything for cash though, such as taking a 'black man's length' up your backside

[The Boofon]

Erm, whilst I accept maths may not be my strong point..

 

 

You start with

[tup]

How can this be +1

 

 

 

 

and this be -1 when he's talking shite and I'm correct?

 

It's +2 and -2 now.

 

Just take it as a message that nobody likes a pedantic cunt.

 

Also, have a cyber pint in case I've hurt your feelings and stuff

[The Boofon]

It's +2 and -2 now.

 

Just take it as a message that nobody likes a pedantic cunt.

 

Also, have a cyber pint in case I've hurt your feelings and stuff

 

 

He's +1 again.

 

 

Victory is mine. In a golf sense anyway.

[chief_wiggum]

No not again.

[Ke1t]

In the event of a breakdown of society I plan to kill and eat my neighbours anyway...

 

Mind you, in the event of the breakdown of society, 10 million quid isn't going to be worth anything except for being a good source of tinder.

 

I might even consider killing and eating the neighbours as a practice run for the breakdown of society.

 

But no... killing someone you later find out had children who depended on them, no amount of money would erase that sort of guilt.

[The Boofon]

In the event of a breakdown of society I plan to kill and eat my neighbours anyway...

 

Mind you, in the event of the breakdown of society, 10 million quid isn't going to be worth anything except for being a good source of tinder.

 

I might even consider killing and eating the neighbours as a practice run for the breakdown of society.

 

But no... killing someone you later find out had children who depended on them, no amount of money would erase that sort of guilt.

 

I believe this man has kids astonishing as that may sound.

 

 

Does that change your mind?

[Ke1t]

I believe this man has kids astonishing as that may sound.

 

 

Does that change your mind?

 

Durrant has kids?

 

That makes me want to kill myself.

[The Boofon]

Durrant has kids?

 

That makes me want to kill myself.

 

I think so.

 

If you do kill yourself write a note saying I did it before you do.

 

10 million in the hipper for fuck all.