NEM Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 There's that Hun cunt Durrant back in the paper today talkng about that his injury received in that tackle from Mr Simpson. For fuck sake move on, tackles happen, it's a man's game. Its was just pure bad luck his manager decided to hire an old mate as club physio. I find it quite heartening that over 30 years since the event the diving hun bastard is still cut up about it Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted September 6, 2019 Author Share Posted September 6, 2019 I find it quite heartening that over 30 years since the event the diving hun bastard is still cut up about itHe's completely let it define him. In reality he came back from that injury and was proven to be nowhere near the ridiculous expectations the Hun media had for him as the "Scottish Roberto Baggio". He was never as good as all the huns fantasised but the injury allows him to wallow in self pity for the rest of his life. 2 Link to comment
NEM Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 He's completely let it define him. In reality he came back from that injury and was proven to be nowhere near the ridiculous expectations the Hun media had for him as the "Scottish Roberto Baggio". He was never as good as all the huns fantasised but the injury allows him to wallow in self pity for the rest of his life. Self pity and cans of Super T judging by the state of the cunt Link to comment
Guest the shepherd Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Science has proven that if he hadn't dived then he wouldn't have got injured. He has nobody to blame but himself. Pustule of a man.Just to follow on from your quote min, Ian Durrant is a neurofibromatosis of a human being. What a self-pitying, self-obsessed fucker of a specimen..He must have been an unplanned birth, a produce of a wee fumble in the toilets at the Barrowlands or the Louden Tavern. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 If Durrant was even half the player the Huns think/thought he was, he wouldn't have stayed at Oldco for 13 years, then eventually moved on to the heady heights of Kilmarnock. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Durrant would have been like Derek Ferguson, he would have never reached his potential due to his lifestyle and surroundings. Ferguson has mentioned a few times on the radio about the whole huns team going out a few times a week, getting steamboats and eating takeaways etc. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 I’ve seen some shit in my time. That horror has topped it.Gavin and Orville. Link to comment
S2RDS Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Fuck me, is he still papping on about it. Folk offshore get injuries that prevent them ever working again. At least he can use it to his advantage and can get a column in the paper every fucking month of year, where he can pap on about it and get paid for it. Link to comment
Big Hat Logan Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 https://youtu.be/Zwm5TVWSqYM Lol. Couple of absolute zoomers Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Things you'd rather shag than thon, I'll start us off ... A (female) goat @@reekie_dockI bet half the whoppers in here would say yes to the goat Would beat a crusty sock Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Love the quote “I feel sorry for Scott Brown getting messages like this. My gran had breast cancer, so I’d never say anything like that” Aye sound. As good as the “I’ve got a black pal so I’m nit racist” line. Link to comment
S2RDS Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Comparing her face colour to her white hands is quite something, Maybe he insisted on her orange look to help celebrate their past dutch players. Link to comment
herouali Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Did a Klingon rape an Oompah Loompah? Class comment - spat out my tea at this one... because it's true Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Class comment - spat out my tea at this one... because it's true True that a Klingon raped an Oompah Loompah? Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted September 6, 2019 Author Share Posted September 6, 2019 Oompah Loompahs all male so it would only be an ass raping. So, no kids. Fun to watch though.Nope. It was a female Klingon. Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted September 6, 2019 Author Share Posted September 6, 2019 When did Dr Robotnik get involved though? Link to comment
OddJob Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Durrant is an utter serpent. Simmie’s reputation was ruined by the same weegie media who thought that Naismiths challenge on Milsom wasn’t malicious. Hypocrisy at its best from those nobs 2 Link to comment
S2RDS Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 What we all deserve and need, is a similar dive from Jack and all this can finally just blow over !! Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted September 6, 2019 Author Share Posted September 6, 2019 So it is the byproduct of a rape on an oompah oompah by a female klingon. Then it was put up for adoption. And raised in the loving home by new parents Dr Robotnik and The Shaved Ape. They say we look like our pets.It all makes sense now. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 What we all deserve and need, is a similar dive from Jack and all this can finally just blow over !!There’s a challenge to any players looking in if they want to go down in folklore. Try and make it with a few minutes to go and we are winning though. Link to comment
Admin Bebo Posted September 9, 2019 Admin Share Posted September 9, 2019 Allegedly the tactics board from the celtic game. Gerrard, tactical genius. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Would love to see our version. Avoid pressing until they’re 5 yards from our box Long balls Play with fear Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Allegedly the tactics board from the celtic game. Gerrard, tactical genius. Top right hand corner, does that say Bore Ponces. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Would love to see our version. Avoid pressing until they’re 5 yards from our box Long balls Play with fearIt was until the power of the Hat alerted DM to actually attack. It did seem for a while like there was a PowerPoint presentation before every game saying under no circumstances try to take any risks or to get forward. We’re on the road to recovery now though. Link to comment
Mr blackie Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 that midfield formation looks like a cardinals mitre i blame the catholic church/opus dei Link to comment
shut up meg Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Allegedly the tactics board from the celtic game. Gerrard, tactical genius. The stupid bastard is only playing with 2 defenders. Link to comment
BWG Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49680305 Excellent. Hope Devlin fucking clattered the cunt in training. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49680305 Excellent. Hope Devlin fucking clattered the cunt in training. I think everyone in Scotland watched the OF game Fuck off you arrogant cunt, I had much better things to do Link to comment
shut up meg Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 I think everyone in Scotland watched the OF game Fuck off you arrogant cunt, I had much better things to do I burst out laughing at "That's the education I've had."You've never been educated you thick cunt! Link to comment
BWG Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 I think everyone in Scotland watched the OF game Fuck off you arrogant cunt, I had much better things to do Which weegie cunt was it that claimed everyone in Scotland watches that shite, even the ones who claim they don't? Link to comment
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