I Drink Therefore I Am... A Clever Bastard

[tup]

Aye but your farts do after a few pints.

[daytripping]

Try saying that to my face

 

Especially if I've had 8 drinks.

 

I'd do my Ali shuffle and floor you if you got aggresive in my company, it's just the way me and Bluto roll.

[360]

id say it to your face.

 

and then id laugh in your face and call you a prick.

 

my colours dont run.

 

You'd be relying on the kindness of others to haul you into a taxi after shitting yourself due to drinking a pint of Carlsberg a wee bit too quickly.

 

A typical bluto Friday night, in other words.

[Bluto10]

we treat people the way we expect to be treated in return.

 

but we're old school.

 

you see,... its all about respect.

[tup]

You're both so hard that you think nothing of teaming up to +1 each other's posts and -1 everyone else's.

 

Nails.

[Bluto10]

check out mr aggro.

 

you been on the ales this afternoon tup?

[tup]

check out mr aggro.

 

you been on the ales this afternoon tup?

 

No, and I won't be indulging over the weekend either.

 

I'm keeping my cash for a tear up in Edinburgh next weekend at Tynecastle.

 

Which is where Aberdeen are playing just to keep you up to speed.

[daytripping]

we treat people the way we expect to be treated in return.

 

but we're old school.

 

you see,... its all about respect.

 

We treat civilians with respect, we don't go looking to batter the smallest one when we've had a few down the cruiser!

[tup]

Dinna worry dayts, I'm from the same school of hard knocks.

 

If I seen you struggling down Union Street looking to get across the road rest assured I'd help out and stop the traffic for you.

 

Any dissenters would get told straight, this is a hardman of yesteryear, and you'll wait for him.

[Bluto10]

tups like an under 5.

desperate to make a name for himself on the wick scene.

his problem is he is too eager.

 

but real top boys are like generals.

they've been there, seen it and fought it. theyve earned the respect and admiration that is thrust upon them

[Henry]

 

 

The dust up will most likely happen when we discuss the rules of the competition. You come out with some guff about the white being placed anywhere on the table after a foul, EPK or I disagree, you get angry and bang down you go crumpled to the deck before you've got time to think.

 

 

I think you're confused, the white can be placed anywhere behind the line after a foul. Anywhere on the table would be ludicrous.

[daytripping]

tups like an under 5.

desperate to make a name for himself on the wick scene.

his problem is he is too eager.

 

but real top boys are like generals.

they've been there, seen it and fought it. theyve earned the respect and admiration that is thrust upon them

 

The Wick casuals (WSC) probably look at him with disdain, that's why he'll kick off and beat up the local midget when he's pissed.

[tup]

I think you're confused, the white can be placed anywhere behind the line after a foul. Anywhere on the table would be ludicrous.

 

Confused/scared.

 

Same thing.

 

Dinosaur rules are not an option for me.

[360]

Any dissenters would get told straight, this is a hardman of yesteryear, and you'll wait for him.

 

The Phil Mitchell of Aberdeen.

 

But older.

[tup]

The Phil Mitchell of Aberdeen.

 

But older.

 

More like Frank Butcher with the same red face full of burst capillaries from drinking every night for 30 odd years.

[The Boofon]

I think you're confused, the white can be placed anywhere behind the line after a foul. Anywhere on the table would be ludicrous.

 

 

I'm not confused at all.

 

You lot are the ones playing by absurd rules as can be seen by your preposterous first sentence.

[Redstar]

True Tup, violence is a mugs game, solves nothing. I'll never throw another punch in my life.

 

I'd do my Ali shuffle and floor you if you got aggresive in my company, it's just the way me and Bluto roll.

[tup]

Give him a break Redstar min, the punches he was planning on throwing at me were of the friendly variety, nothing serious.

 

I'd accept them in the spirit intended.

[StandFree1982]

I'll certainly have a pint or two if I'm going to the fitba but no more than that, I hate drinking for the sole purpose of getting pished, to me there has to be a social element to it or it's a pointless activity.

I'm pretty much the same now. I used to be out most weekends getting hammered and ending up in crap night clubs full of pretentious wankers and music that could be used as a tool for torture.

 

I'd rather spend

[daytripping]

 

It's called speaking shyte on a bulletin board!

[tup]

There are zero redeeming qualities to nightclubs, they're like playgrounds for adults who refuse to even attempt growing up.

[The Boofon]

It's called speaking shyte on a bulletin board!

 

 

What's the point in that?

[daytripping]

I'm pretty much the same now. I used to be out most weekends getting hammered and ending up in crap night clubs full of pretentious wankers and music that could be used as a tool for torture.

 

I'd rather spend

[daytripping]

What's the point in that?

 

Coming from the master of it!

[360]

I think you're confused, the white can be placed anywhere behind the line after a foul. Anywhere on the table would be ludicrous.

 

Correct.

 

Especially when playing in Rileys where the D can't be made out.

[360]

What's the point in drinking if you don't end up in a nightclub to go "clubbing"?

 

[The Boofon]

Coming from the master of it!

 

 

That was just too easy Dayts.

[tup]

What's the point in drinking if you don't end up in a nightclub to go "clubbing"?

 

 

I'm not sure.

 

I'm not sure what the point of any of it is.

 

However, it's clear we are a culture obsessed with it.

 

I don't think I've ever had a positive experience in a meat market nightclub, I've done things which seemed great at the time, but in hindsight seemed absurd.

 

You won't find contentedness in either the bottom of a glass or a nightclub.

[daytripping]

 

That was just too easy Dayts.

 

Bluto, minus rep this man!

[The Boofon]

Bluto, minus rep this man!

 

 

 

If you've got no - left the chances are he's nae far behind you.