Annoying Voices

[Karl Fletcher]

I have access to Wikipedia.

[tup]

Why would you look up something so absurd as Girls Aloud?

 

Are you gay?

[BrianFaePerth]

She would be utter filth in the sack, I bet.

 

My sixth sense about these kind of things, and it's usually right, is she'd be a disappointment.

[Bluto10]

that voice in my head that tells me ive had too much.

[Bluto10]

youre like viz min cheesepies.

pure filth.

[BrianFaePerth]

I always thought frigid cunt with Nadine.

 

Sarah would shit on your chest, Cheryl would only take your cock if you painted it black, Nicola would only ride with the lights off and Kimberly's flange would drip like a badly plumbed bathroom.

 

5/5 Mr Pipes, eh couldnae agree more.

 

What does that say about me tho

[Karl Fletcher]

Why would you look up something so absurd as Girls Aloud?

 

Are you gay?

 

No.

 

I wanted to double check where she was from to illustrate my point.

 

You're such a moody cunt, here, have one on me

[The Oxford Don]

The guy who does the absurd, unctuous, breathy voiceover on the M&S foods adverts... "succulent strips of the tenderest lamb... nestling on a bed of finest Irish buttered mash... served with the crispest greens... taken from behind... on all fours... pant-pant-pant..."

 

Absolutely ridiculous. If I ever meet that chode in real life I am going to scrape his face off with a teaspoon... smothered in finest Cumbrian lemon curd... and with a generous helping of Cornish clotted creammmmmmm..."

 

Oh Christ, that's me started now an' a'.

[tup]

No.

 

I wanted to double check where she was from to illustrate my point.

 

You're such a moody cunt, here, have one on me

 

That's fine.

 

You should have just said that then.

[Henry]

Caithness accents are dreadful.

 

And Inverness too.

[Bluto10]

all scottish accents are awful except a mild north east on.

[tup]

Inverness accents are shocking, never more in evidence than when Titch McCooey takes to the airwaves.

[thedandydon]

Any of that Essex lot with there "OMG, totes amazeballs" uber shite. Scouse also does my wick in and I live right on the Scouse border.

[ChutneyLove]

It's says next time i'm in Bergen we go scuttle a Bruno with the same durex.

As long as Byen understands when you say "Bruno" you mean an eighteen stone bloke.

[ChutneyLove]

Byen Knows full well what the Brunos are!

 

We also call them Barry Boons, shortened to Barry's, derived from Babboon.

Understood Mr Pipes, but an eighteen stone bloke one of them is what I (and you) mean.

[StandFree1982]

Anyone that works for Radio 1.

[tup]

Any of that Essex lot with there "OMG, totes amazeballs" uber shite.

 

What is this?

[Karl Fletcher]

What is this?

 

I don't think you want to know.

[The Boofon]

I don't think you want to know.

 

 

 

TOWIE

[tup]

I don't think you want to know.

 

I'll take your word for it.

 

I've never been to Essex so I've no idea what goes on there, but I'm intrigued by the phraseology, which almost sounds too contrived to be real.

[thedandydon]

I'll take your word for it.

 

I've never been to Essex so I've no idea what goes on there, but I'm intrigued by the phraseology, which almost sounds too contrived to be real.

 

Avoid at all costs would be my advice. I believe it was that lot that brought the

[tup]

Avoid at all costs would be my advice. I believe it was that lot that brought the

[Bluto10]

much like sky tv and the champions league, tup will also watch mindless telly like towie and mic and desperate scopusewives and geordie shore.

[BrianFaePerth]

much like sky tv and the champions league, tup will also watch mindless telly like towie and mic and desperate scopusewives and geordie shore.

 

Is that the Liverpudlian version?

[Bluto10]

Is that the Liverpudlian version?

 

yep. never seen it. dont have ITV.

[tommo1903]

Is that the Liverpudlian version?

 

Yes.

 

Had the misfortune of catching 30 seconds of it once.

 

Probably the worst out of the lot.

[BrianFaePerth]

yep. never seen it. dont have ITV.

 

 

FFS, Desperate Scousewives is an actual program

[tup]

These lads have watched it

[ebbe]

Thon poof off the STV weather

 

afc_blockhead?

[afc_blockhead]

afc_blockhead?

 

Haha , do you have a problem with me ?