What Are Your Qualifications

[Bluto10]

as a corollary to the thickest poster thread.

 

so, if you arent one of the dunces, what certificates can you bring to the table.

[Dynamo]

25m Swimming Certificate and Primary 5 Cycling Proficiency. Oosh.

[Bluto10]

25m Swimming Certificate. Oosh.

[buchanskii]

Rear of the year 2011

[dave_min]

I've finished the Ashvale Whale

 

B)

[Bluto10]

I've finished the Ashvale Whale

 

B)

 

 

[robbiejmc]

Grandson Of The Year 2006. My certificate is on a mug so will prove difficult to scan.

[Bluto10]

with this lack of distinction i reckon keenan davemin and dynamo shold be added to the thick cunts thread.

[BrianFaePerth]

[Bluto10]

I've more Scotvec modules than you boys have had hot dinners.

 

pies, you a christmas leaver min?

[Top Cat]

First one to say 'University of Life' or 'School of Hard Knocks' is out.

[daytripping]

I passed my driving test first time.

 

It was in the days before parralel parking was part of the test, I'd probably fail these days, can't park worth a feck!

[Bluto10]

First one to say 'University of Life' or 'School of Hard Knocks' is out.

 

thats the sort of shite that tup would say.

 

school of mummys nipple more like.

[Karl Fletcher]

PhD.

 

 

If you know what I mean

 

[Bluto10]

I passed my driving test first time.

 

It was in the days before parralel parking was part of the test, I'd probably fail these days, can't park worth a feck!

 

aye but how many minors did you get?

[BrianFaePerth]

PhD.

 

 

If you know what I mean

 

 

Is that txt talk for pisshead?

[daytripping]

pies, you a christmas leaver min?

 

I was a christmas leaver, missed the cut off date by 17 days, had to stay on at school 6 months later than my mates even though we started on the same date, a crap rule that still makes me angry!

 

I boycotted, skived in retaliation.

[Bluto10]

I was a christmas leaver, missed the cut off date by 17 days, had to stay on at school 6 months later than my mates even though we started on the same date, a crap rule that still makes me angry!

 

I boycotted, skived in retaliation.

 

i stayed til;l the bitter end.

 

my colours dinna run.

[BrianFaePerth]

my colours dinna run.

 

Good man, the home economics course wi the washing machine lessons paid aff.

[daytripping]

aye but how many minors did you get?

 

I didn't get any, think the instructor knew I was a top boy!

 

In them days a Pringle jumper opened more doors than a mason handshake!

[Top Cat]

PhD.

 

 

If you know what I mean

 

 

 

Is that txt talk for pisshead?

 

I think he means Pizza Home Delivery? Well in Karl, free food for the wife and the bairn. Do you do mates rates for afc-chat?

[Bluto10]

Good man, the home economics course wi the washing machine lessons paid aff.

 

a C in standard grade thanks very muchj

[Foster14]

I went to the same school as bluto. Must have improved somewhat in the interim.

[Bluto10]

I didn't get any, think the instructor knew I was a top boy!

 

probably scared youd cave his head in.

[tainboy]

Cycling proficiency. Passed first time too.

 

 

And I got my knots badge in scouts.

 

 

Howdya like them apples.

[BrianFaePerth]

Howdya like them apples.

 

Said the scoutmaster to tainboy

[Bluto10]

teabagged

[Bluto10]

Expelled from school at 15

 

raping your peers aye?

[Bluto10]

No

 

Beating up fat loners with their own names on the back of their football tops.

 

you couldnt beat up a teddy min.

[Bluto10]

speaking of raping peers.

there was a dodger done at my school on a kiddie raper charge.

made national news and everything.