Don Fonte Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 1 hour ago, Jocky Balboa said: For a pea brain with the attention span of a gnat, I'm it surprised that triggered you. Your post is duly noted. 'I'm it surprised' Fucking retard. 1 Link to comment
Jocky Balboa Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 20 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: 'I'm it surprised' Fucking retard. Clearly an accidental mistype, as is common when we use mobile devices. Your persistence in playing the keyboard commando is impressive though, I'll give you that. One can only wonder what you're compensating for... 🤔🙄 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 A city and guilds in shagging quines 3 Link to comment
Dad Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 10 hours ago, Jocky Balboa said: Clearly an accidental mistype, as is common when we use mobile devices. Your persistence in playing the keyboard commando is impressive though, I'll give you that. One can only wonder what you're compensating for... 🤔🙄 Small hands 1 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 54 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: A city and guilds in shagging quines All theory, no practice Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 5 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: All theory, no practice Not bad Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Went to clinterty college and have degree in drinking and shagging pussy. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 HNC in(female)sphincter inspecting 1 Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 various certificates declaring my ability to thrive in the wilderness made a rope out of nettles once that could have pulled a landrover 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 19 Author Share Posted April 19 34 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said: various certificates declaring my ability to thrive in the wilderness made a rope out of nettles once that could have pulled a landrover could you kill a tiger armed only with a biro tho? Link to comment
Dons79 Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 1 hour ago, RedArmyFakshun said: various certificates declaring my ability to thrive in the wilderness made a rope out of nettles once that could have pulled a landrover Once I made a boot big enough out of vines and nettles to kick a giraffe and two bears to death with! Good times. 1 Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 I don't have any at all. Left school at 15 with not so much as a certificate to my name. Link to comment
johnstrac Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 2 hours ago, chief_wiggum said: HNC in(female)sphincter inspecting A sphincter's a sphincter, don't think it's gender specific. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 1 hour ago, DeltaRay1903 said: I don't have any at all. Left school at 15 with not so much as a certificate to my name. Never. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 2 hours ago, Dons79 said: Once I made a boot big enough out of vines and nettles to kick a giraffe and two bears to death with! Good times. Whose foot did you put it on? Certainly not your size 6 stumps. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Whose foot did you put it on? Certainly not your size 6 stumps. Lol, a stubbed my ankle so it swelled to give me a fighting chance, I won. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 12 minutes ago, Dons79 said: Lol, a stubbed my ankle so it swelled to give me a fighting chance, I won. Good lad. Not every disability is visible. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 50 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: An O- Level in muff diving. How is your mum anyway? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Closest i got to a degree was the third degree burns on my cock from banging so many bitches. I passed that bit with distinction. Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Just now, Don Fonte said: How is your mum anyway? Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 15 hours ago, RAZOR said: First Aid At Work Fire Warden Are you Keith Lard? 6 hours ago, Reed or deed said: 3 degrees Gr8 lyrics - would apply to a few on here. YOURE A DIRTY OLD MAN Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 7 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Closest i got to a degree was the third degree burns on my cock from banging so many bitches. I passed that bit with distinction. What was his name? Link to comment
Roberto Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Was it FFS who has masters degrees or something? That who this thread is trying to draw out? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 7 minutes ago, Roberto said: Was it FFS who has masters degrees or something? That who this thread is trying to draw out? He's a prick. @For Fecks Sake is it we're meaning? Link to comment
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