Top Boys Only Thread

[Jigot]

The streets of rose mount na na na na na

 

Get out aids boy, get out

Sleep tight Bluto,FFS

[Henry]

I'm in here cause I ken i could crash ah o you pricks.

 

This is the 'Top Boys' thread, not the 'Topman Boys' thread mini, GTF!

[looksgoodinred]

so what mayhem are you top boys causing today?

[daytripping]

so what mayhem are you top boys causing today?

 

Serious shit, pre arranged stuff.

[looksgoodinred]

Serious shit, pre arranged stuff.

 

ahh. well i'll not say a word. loose lips sink ships and all that.

i'll leave you two to your bum arse banditry, and get back to my women's work.

[daytripping]

ahh. well i'll not say a word. loose lips sink ships and all that.

i'll leave you two to your bum banditry, and get back to my women's work.

 

 

We do have a vacancy for a top boys hoe if yer interested? (previous applicants need not apply)

[looksgoodinred]

 

We do have a vacancy for a top boys hoe if yer interested? (previous applicants need not apply)

 

i dunno. the bottom boys seem like they may be more interested in women's arses (instead of each other's). that may be the way to go.

[daytripping]

i dunno. the bottom boys seem like they may be more interested in women's arses (instead of each other's). that may be the way to go.

 

You've blown the interview luv, me and bluto don't take kindly to cheek from our women!

 

See yerself out.

[looksgoodinred]

You've blown the interview luv, me and bluto don't take kindly to cheek from our women!

 

See yerself out.

 

if you were a Bottom Boy, no woman would give you any cheek

 

(completely off topic, but are you noticing the drifting snowflakes all over the Hat screen? how festive is that!!! )

[Bluto10]

You've blown the interview luv, me and bluto don't take kindly to cheek from our women!

 

See yerself out.

 

a top boys macot needs to know her place. sorry lgir but there nae room for women with 'spirit' in this journey.

 

were looking for the kindo bird that cheesepies and crazy bull would go for. fat ugly and easy.

[looksgoodinred]

a top boys macot needs to know her place. sorry lgir but there nae room for women with 'spirit' in this journey.

 

were looking for the kindo bird that cheesepies and crazy bull would go for. fat ugly and easy.

 

do you top boys meet in live chat to hatch your super secret plans?

[Bluto10]

its all done via geprdie racer style carrier idgeon. that way old bill cant get in on it

[looksgoodinred]

its all done via geprdie racer style carrier idgeon. that way old bill cant get in on it

 

ah. those idgeons are hard to get info from, for sure!

 

how is it, by the way, that if you and Dayts are both top boys together, your signature only says "Don't ever come out with me and Finchy", and yet his includes you. do you not consider Dayts to be your and Finchy's top boy equal?

[Bluto10]

he is my (almost) equal. if a little older, slower, uglier and fatter.

 

ive yet to update it, but yes he has done enough to warrant an inclusion.

 

 

dont ever come out with me, daytripping and finchy

got a good ring to it

[Bluto10]

good man pies. i would consider but ultimately probably reject your entry into the top boys club.

 

sorry

[looksgoodinred]

Hirsute and slightly deformed always a welcome addition but I agree that is the bare minimum.

 

so you're in with the top boys then, Cheesepipes?

 

EDIT: apparently you're not wanted. just saw bluto's response.

you may want to join the bottom boys anyway. they're into women's arses and not each others. something to consider.

[Bluto10]

I'm a man that can appreciate a ladies rear so maybe if I'm not wanted here then this bottom boys might be my route into some meaningful gang.

 

fuck off bloater you winna be wanted there either

[Bluto10]

Show me your bodyfat percentage!

 

show me your biggest bar bill

[Bluto10]

Getting charged treble as your sitting at the bar yourself in a puddle of your own piss is nothing to brag about.

 

nae beed to get offensive now pies.

[Big Man]

Why the fuck is there a woman posting in a top boys thread...

 

Worse still, why is her presence in said thread even being acknowledged.

 

Some ''top boys'' thon are!

 

Woman should be seen and not heard...

[Sheep#1]

he is my (almost) equal. if a little older, slower, uglier and fatter.

 

ive yet to update it, but yes he has done enough to warrant an inclusion.

 

 

dont ever come out with me, daytripping and finchy

got a good ring to it

 

Can he throw a kettle over a pub though?

[dervish]

I've not had enough drink to get the misguided view that I'm anywhere near a top boy. More Kermit than Kessler in the guns department. I'll happily stand at the back and bonce up and down while checking my exit route though.

 

Is there an X-factor style board of Top, Top Boys who agree who gets in? I'd guess it'd be pretty much the opposite of that though. As in poofy sob stories would get you the dunt?

[minijc]

I'll take that bet.

 

My hard earned goes on Mobby.

 

No hold barred fight to the death.

 

I'll pick up my winnings in January.

I would easily fight mobby providing there were drug tests involved, I've had him try and chew my face off outside soul once before but I flattened the wee ginger gype Only joking mobby I ken you'd destroy me, both sexually and mentally.

[daytripping]

Bluto,

 

Did you beat the xmas beating up quota you were assigned?

 

I've got a cold so my mum wouldn't let me out so I failed but there's no i in team so I expect you've done enough for both of us?

 

Seasons greetings as well chum!