reekie_dock Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Skinny jeans with T-shirt with massive open front or V neck (especially on a hairless ponce) or shitty thin material jumper two sizes too small & shitty shoes = gaylord. Other types of fashions also qualify but pretty much all involve skinny jeans nowadays. For fuck sake yer now attacking 60% oh the teeshirts in my cupboard's What is acceptable to wear out the FnD please share your great fashion wisdom. I bet you cut about in Fred Perry and Ben Sherman attire...... Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Bring back the 70s so we can all look as good as the Hat Fashionistas. That's me in the middle. Minus my usual Afro comb stuck in my hair.I'm a double for Billy Dee Williams. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Since DD brought up DB, that's a perfect excuse for this sort of thing. Quite a chap... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Bring back the 70s so we can all look as good as the Hat Fashionistas. 70's hair was better than 70's clothing. 70's hair is still better to this day. Seen plenty dickheads with the latest hairdo which is the slicked small quiff. http://www.esquire.co.uk/style/grooming/686/the-haircut-how-to-get-a-side-sweep-haircut/ Keep it 70's FFS. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 70's hair was better than 70's clothing. 70's hair is still better to this day. Seen plenty dickheads with the latest hairdo which is the slicked small quiff. http://www.esquire.co.uk/style/grooming/686/the-haircut-how-to-get-a-side-sweep-haircut/ Keep it 70's FFS. If you think your barnet is slicker than Beckhams then you my friend are clearly on drugs Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 If you think your barnet is slicker than Beckhams then you my friend are clearly on drugs It's not slicker because I don't put slick on it. It's better. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 It's like a burst mattress, Worzel. 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 It's like a burst mattress, Worzel. As I said. 70's is where it's at. If it's good enough for Brian Jones it's good enough for me. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 70's hair was better than 70's clothing. 70's hair is still better to this day. Seen plenty dickheads with the latest hairdo which is the slicked small quiff. http://www.esquire.co.uk/style/grooming/686/the-haircut-how-to-get-a-side-sweep-haircut/ Keep it 70's FFS.Would you ever put a perm into your lustrous locks? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Would you ever put a perm into your lustrous locks? Not again. Link to comment
chaos_defrost Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Boofon, have you ever considered using this?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGrasobHcKA Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Funny you should mention the lumberjack shirt, Bluto I give you lumbersexuals! www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/yourcommunity/2014/11/lumbersexual-trend-thrusts-rugged-hipsters-into-mens-fashion-spotlight.html Aside from the MacBook, the description sounds much like Kelt. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Funny you should mention the lumberjack shirt, Bluto I give you lumbersexuals! www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/yourcommunity/2014/11/lumbersexual-trend-thrusts-rugged-hipsters-into-mens-fashion-spotlight.html Aside from the MacBook, the description sounds much like Kelt. It's certainly plausible that there's a subculture that has begun imitating my timeless and utilitarian dress sense,. Someone's probably seen me smashing at a laptop with a hammer and thought, "Fuck, that's what I should be wearing... and the beard... that's a great beard." A few days later him and his Hipster mates are stotting around dressed exactly like me... and who could blame them? I don't wear patterns, though... that's where they just totally miss the point. I've no doubt some Dutch lad will loup past Bluto in a pub some day and go, "Hey, I loike how zee fat old goy in zee overstretched voetbal shoirt is look loike a pickled egg... I moost troy zis stoile" Then Bloots can truly join the ranks of the leaders in global style Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 Beards are horrible It support dress is terrible. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 It's certainly plausible that there's a subculture that has begun imitating my timeless and utilitarian dress sense,. Someone's probably seen me smashing at a laptop with a hammer and thought, "Fuck, that's what I should be wearing... and the beard... that's a great beard." A few days later him and his Hipster mates are stotting around dressed exactly like me... and who could blame them? I don't wear patterns, though... that's where they just totally miss the point. I've no doubt some Dutch lad will loup past Bluto in a pub some day and go, "Hey, I loike how zee fat old goy in zee overstretched voetbal shoirt is look loike a pickled egg... I moost troy zis stoile" Then Bloots can truly join the ranks of the leaders in global style A flannel lumberjack shirt can only be patterned. Anything else just won't set a woman's thighs quivering. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Beards are horrible It support dress is terrible. Never wear a dress, Bloots. I appreciate when you get to a particular size the Mumu does have a certain appeal... but my advice is to resist the impulse Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 A flannel lumberjack shirt can only be patterned.Anything else just won't set a woman's thighs quivering. If I wanted to look like a lesbian I'd certainly shave the mighty beard, and happily don the strident chequering of the incomparable Lumberjack shirt. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 BootsCombatsRock t shirts Are the stiff of nerd legend. Kwlt min.Shirt. Jeans. Shies.That's the look you need. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 If I wanted to look like a lesbian I'd certainly shave the mighty beard, and happily don the strident chequering of the incomparable Lumberjack shirt. PfftNothing lesbian-like about this guy It helps that this guy also has great hands. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 I sent you this photo in strict confidence. your wife and I both wish Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 BootsCombatsRock t shirts Are the stiff of nerd legend. Kwlt min.Shirt. Jeans. Shies.That's the look you need. You mean like this? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 PfftNothing lesbian-like about this guy It helps that this guy also has great hands. I find this easy to masturbate to.. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 PfftNothing lesbian-like about this guy It helps that this guy also has great hands. Aye he'd be great at the old Finger Blasting game.......... Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Aye he'd be great at the old Finger Blasting game.......... Hard to resist the lure of great hands and forearms on a guy. Kelt's probably completely spent now, this guy is so damned gorgeous. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 I'd say those like reekie who talk about it actually do it very little. Just a guezslime. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 That lad looks like he could make a decent sized fist with those hands, so I can see the attraction, surely. But frankly he looks like he wouldn't know the business end of a chainsaw from his shaved nuts, so while he might look pretty I reckon his actual functionality is limited to... making decent sized fists. Great if you need a big fist, not so great if you need a tree dealt with. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 I'd say those like reekie who talk about it actually do it very little. Just a guezslime. Aye Cheers Bluto your obviously having a couple oh shandys the night............... What the Fuck is a Guezslime? Your getting it muddled up we Top Buller!!!! Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 For fuck sake yer now attacking 60% oh the teeshirts in my cupboard's What is acceptable to wear out the FnD please share your great fashion wisdom. I bet you cut about in Fred Perry and Ben Sherman attire......Tank tops, Bell bottom cords & winkle picker boots. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Beards are horrible It support dress is terrible.You are obviously even more of a clueless bell-end than I originally gave you credit for. By the way, Dutch folk aren't known for their style - you thinking you look good living there is akin to someone with a Ford Focus thinking they have a nice car because they live in Seaton. (Apologies to Focus owners or folk that bide in Seaton, just trying to keep it simple for Blurtface) Link to comment
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