Two Shots Carry...

[looksgoodinred]

Bluto supports the Columbine attacks.

 

LGIR I'm interested to see your next avatar...

 

coincidentally, i've only minutes ago changed it to another. so bye bye lolly. it was good while it lasted.

 

are you taking on Tup at pool?

[Bluto10]

If guns were legal in the UK during Bluto's school days.......

 

'Ell-on Earth' screams the P & J, as sad act bluto goes on the rampage through the school.

 

youre the sad act.

 

careful no obe mistakes your head for the cue ball min.

 

best you wear a jimmy wig or something

[tup]

youre the sad act.

 

careful no obe mistakes your head for the cue ball min.

 

best you wear a jimmy wig or something

 

You're going round in circles, and making a fool of yourself in the process.

 

Just shut up.

[Bluto10]

no seriously though

 

im worried about your bonce

[Pudgie]

Is anyone invited to this shenanigans?

[Bluto10]

Is anyone invited to this shenanigans?

 

yep the dweebs and dregs of afc chat society.

 

plus tups zitty mates from wick.

 

its basically loserville. with pool and softdrinks

[tup]

Is anyone invited to this shenanigans?

 

Aye, of course.

 

You can come along if you like Pudgie.

[tup]

I'm not invited

 

No wonder.

 

Now fuckoff.

[Bluto10]

Are you taxi-ing it from the station to the pub, tup?

 

walking. saves money and great stalling tactic

[Pudgie]

Aye, of course.

 

You can come along if you like Pudgie.

It's just doon the road for me. I might make an appearance, might nae as I've got a whoore of a dose of man flu

[tup]

Are you taxi-ing it from the station to the pub, tup?

 

It's round the corner ffs min.

 

I'm walking.

 

I can escort you through the mean backstreets of Aberdeen if you're scared of getting mugged or anything.

[Dynamo]

Aye it's nae far at all from the train station.

[Bluto10]

lies

 

its two pints worth of a walk

 

4 if your a power drinker like me

[Dynamo]

lies

 

its two pints worth of a walk

 

4 if your a power drinker like me

 

You're obviously not thinking like a drinker here bluto. Boozing on the train and then take a couple bottles for the walk. Use yer loaf.

[tightbreeks]

this thread reminds me of this.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkuTZa_NPgE

 

the cockernee brummee

[Henry]

Aye it's nae far at all from the train station.

 

Shows how well I know Aberdeen, I would've gone up onto Union St FFS

[tup]

You're obviously not thinking like a drinker here bluto. Boozing on the train and then take a couple bottles for the walk. Use yer loaf.

 

I won't be boozing on the train.

 

I'll be sober when I arrive.

 

I'll be expecting a pint in the tap for me when I get there though.

[Bluto10]

You're obviously not thinking like a drinker here bluto. Boozing on the train and then take a couple bottles for the walk. Use yer loaf.

 

true but im no weegie

 

prefer to do my boozing in public houses

[Dynamo]

Shows how well I know Aberdeen, I would've gone up onto Union St FFS

 

 

Couple of ways, out College St car park and all the way along Willowbank Road.

Or up windmill brae along justice mill lane and then down along the hardgate.

[tup]

Couple of ways, out College St car park and all the way along Willowbank Road.

Or up windmill brae along justice mill lane and then down along the hardgate.

 

Up the steps across from the BT building, on to Crown St, and you're nearly there.

[Henry]

 

 

prefer to do my boozing alone

 

because I have no mates

 

 

It's enough to make your heart bleed

 

 

 

[tup]

Poor bluto.

 

He could get a video link set up from his (empty) local 'battle cruiser' so at least he can temporarily see us enjoying ourselves and shine a little light into his desperately lonely existence.

 

I could spare him at least 30 seconds on the evening in question, least I can do.

[Bluto10]

im a fast walker and enjoy a pint so i would get a cab, directly

 

but then im not some wet behind the ears yokel hick on his annual visit to the bright light of the big smoke

[tup]

im a fast walker and enjoy a pint so i would get a cab, directly

 

but then im not some wet behind the ears yokel hick on his annual visit to the bright light of the big smoke

 

Nor am I.

 

I used to live in Aberdeen for five years and know the place like the back of my hand.

[Bluto10]

facetime tup?

[tup]

facetime tup?

 

I think my sister has that or uses it.

 

I've heard her banging on about it anyway.

 

I'll see what I can do.

[Bluto10]

is your sister coming?

 

is she worth portions?

[tup]

is your sister coming?

 

is she worth portions?

 

Watch your mouth.

 

No is the answer to that, no weemin will be present as far as I can ascertain from those who've expressed interest.

[Henry]

MDAL seems to have disappeared, or else she might have been up for it.

 

Fnarr fnarr.

[Bluto10]

just joshin

 

would be hilarious an pan european drinking session via the medium of internet or 3g

 

even remotely id still show you lot up