Hello!

[Tommy]

Am i the only one who survived ?

[The Boofon]

No

[boboisared]

Checking in.

[daytripping]

That was tough going, the shakes and the sweating were the worst part.

[Henry]

[predictable joke]

 

I almost had to do some work there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[/predictable joke]

[daytripping]

[predictable joke]

 

I almost had to do some work there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[/predictable joke]

 

I actually did manage some work but soon got bored.

 

I even looked in on Mad, never again, it was dire.

[Pudgie]

Cheers for driving past last night Tom! And no thanks. I'm nae after a lift ta!

[Bluto10]

I actually did manage some work but soon got bored.

 

I even looked in on Mad, never again, it was dire.

 

best thing about aberdeen mad is that you get fewer pedantic, pseudo intellectual, spelling correctors on there.

[Tommy]

Cheers for driving past last night Tom! And no thanks. I'm nae after a lift ta!

 

 

FFS, sorry Pudgie, i thought you was a dosser.

[tup]

best thing about aberdeen mad is that you get fewer pedantic, pseudo intellectual, spelling correctors on there.

 

You had to edit that.

 

Probably twice.

[Bluto10]

nope tup

 

i wanted to add the pseudo intelectual bit

 

these cunts might fancy themselvs as english language gurus but proper intellectuals never need to show it off

[gla5gowdon]

nope tup

 

i wanted to add the pseudo intelectual bit

 

these cunts might fancy themselvs as english language gurus but proper intellectuals never need to show it off

 

Correct. Typos are not an indication of intelligence.

[tommo1903]

I actually did manage some work but soon got bored.

 

I even looked in on Mad, never again, it was dire.

 

Haha so did I.

 

It hurt my eyes.

[Ke1t]

best thing about aberdeen mad is that you get fewer pedantic, pseudo intellectual, spelling correctors on there.

 

You might want to hyphenate pseudo-intellectual.

 

[Bluto10]

Ha ha

 

Rt he good thing is kelt I know you're kidding.

And with that its funny. But not when people get all serious on my spelling ass

 

 

Wrt intellectuals though - you're a geek by trade aren't you? What's your specialisation?

[Ke1t]

Ha ha

 

Rt he good thing is kelt I know you're kidding.

And with that its funny. But not when people get all serious on my spelling ass

 

 

Wrt intellectuals though - you're a geek by trade aren't you? What's your specialisation?

 

Depends what you mean by 'specialization'.

 

By profession I work in IT, have a degree in computer science, A+ certification, and a current, up to date MSCE.

 

It's all pretty much worthless though, because my job primarily entails blowing dust out of computers... and I wish I was kidding. You could literally train a brain damaged chimpanzee to do what I do, and it would take you 15 minutes.

 

I do most of my work in my home office, though periodically I have to visit a company to show a new employee how to use a mouse.

 

Because my actual job is as boring as fucking fuck, I'm back in school to learn how to write good. In fact I have circa 4000 words to write by the weekend.

 

Maybe I'll just copy paste my posts from here and send them in as my finished assignment.

 

Hope my tutor likes reading about perverts who wank off to fatties with their arse cracks hanging out.

[Bluto10]

You sound a lot likje me kelt

 

My job involves cleaning mice balls and switching computers on and off

[Ke1t]

You sound a lot likje me kelt

 

My job involves cleaning mice balls and switching computers on and off

 

You lucky bastard.

 

What I wouldn't give to turn computers on and off.

 

I sometimes lie awake at night dreaming of turning computers on and off.

 

My idea of Heaven is to be allowed to clean mouse balls.

 

They must think the sun shines out of your arse, Son.

[Bluto10]

As a teenager I always thought the work environment would be scary stuff

 

But now I think its an even bigger joyride than being a student at uni. And for me that's saying somnethubg

[spamspamspam]

Correct. Typos are not an indication of intelligence.

 

While picking up on them all the time is a sure sign you drive a 4x4 or some sports car, have little to no hair and are obviously compensating for the lack of something else.

[Bluto10]

Good man spam I always knew you were one of the good guys, despite you love of dodgy music

[spamspamspam]

Dodgy music?

 

I'd take that comment to heart if I didnt know you were quite 'special'. I know this because of your love of pishy lager that you claim is really beer because it comes from the Flemish.

 

If its yella, looks like pish and smells like a cat litter try its lager Bluto no matter how funcy the glass it comes in is.

[Bluto10]

Hey the Belgians know a thing or two about food and drink min

[spamspamspam]

fuck off min

 

quark with radish on bread, dis-fucking-gusting!!

 

they make OK chocolate, I'll give them that like but for the most part their food is nicked fae the clogs, gerries and frogs.

[Bluto10]

True, French food but more homely.

 

They are good at:

 

Chocolate

Chips

Waffles

Mussels

And the best last beer.

 

Come on min that list keeps both sexes happy

[spamspamspam]

chips - nowt beats proper Scottish chippy chips cooked in lard.

waffles - nicked fae the cloggers and they do them better IMO

mussels - they come oot the sea, fuck even you could cook them min

Beer - I'd say the gerries are better at beer and we're getting good at it again in the UK.

 

So, aye, they're good at chocolate.

[Bluto10]

Ha ha, good tank country though

[Bluto10]

Market squares they are ace at those. Almost as good as the dutch

[spamspamspam]

I do like Belgium, not too keen on the Belgians though and its not a patch on Holland, Germany or even France IMO.

[The Boofon]

You sound a lot likje me kelt

 

My job involves cleaning mice balls and switching computers on and off

 

 

Are you a vet's assistant Bluto?