Local Holiday,

[daytripping]

Any of you fine people have today off?

 

I don't so am at the coal face as normal grafting away.

 

What plans do you have to make the best of your day off? make me jealous,

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

What a stupid holiday this one is. Don't know many people who have it either.

 

BOOOOOOOO

[daytripping]

What a stupid holiday this one is. Don't know many people who have it either.

 

BOOOOOOOO

 

Even the kids are still at a school but the roads were pretty empty today and the cloggy house is shut so a lot of folk must be off, bastards.

[BrianFaePerth]

Going round tae this foxy minx who answers the door in her negligee. Apparently her old man doesn't have the day aff and is grafting away at the coal face.

[daytripping]

Going round tae this foxy minx who answers the door in her negligee. Apparently her old man doesn't have the day aff and is grafting away at the coal face.

 

Take her home and keep her if you like,

[jassb]

I'm off. Was going to wash my car but just looked outside and don't think I'll bother. Old man wants to go to the driving range this afternoon, so ill do that. Later on, pick up my brother in law and get to the pub early for tea and the football. So not doing much today. Just as well cos I've got a wee bit of a hangover. Enjoy your day at work.

[OddJob]

I'm off too. Going to do fuck all today.

 

that is all

[Dynamo]

I am off as well. Playing golf in an hour. Then home in time for the Dons game tonight.

[Foster14]

I'd usually get it but I am currently seconded to a company that does not. Result is a day added on to my annual leave allowance to use when I want (and same for May Day in two weeks). Which means it will be used far more constructively than today would have been.

[tommo1903]

Foster14, you could use your day off to hang about Espionage with Indian men, gyrating on young women.

[daytripping]

I'd usually get it but I am currently seconded to a company that does not. Result is a day added on to my annual leave allowance to use when I want (and same for May Day in two weeks). Which means it will be used far more constructively than today would have been.

 

That's what my company does, probably works out better and you can always take it off if you want.

 

The long weekends were always good in town when I was younger, all dayer at the palace on a sunday then pub crawl on the Monday.

[Foster14]

Foster14, you could use your day off to hang about Espionage with Indian men, gyrating on young women.

 

That sounds like a hoot. I can assure you Espo was not my choice, it was your work colleagues that I'd met in Monkey House (think they may have been trying to have as crap a night as possible).

[tommo1903]

 

Foster14, you could use your day off to hang about Espionage with Indian men, gyrating on young women.

 

That sounds like a hoot. I can assure you Espo was not my choice, it was your work colleagues that I'd met in Monkey House (think they may have been trying to have as crap a night as possible).

 

That didn't stop you stripping off to Nellys 2002 hit "Hot In Herre" and swinging your top about like Craig Beattie.

 

I was disgusted.

[daytripping]

Nothing wrong with Espionage and it's free to get in!

[Foster14]

 

 

Foster14, you could use your day off to hang about Espionage with Indian men, gyrating on young women.

 

That sounds like a hoot. I can assure you Espo was not my choice, it was your work colleagues that I'd met in Monkey House (think they may have been trying to have as crap a night as possible).

 

That didn't stop you stripping off to Nellys 2002 hit "Hot In Herre" and swinging your top about like Craig Beattie.

 

I was disgusted.

 

The Indian men love it though.

 

I was also disappointed by how the demographics of the top floor have changed considerably since yesteryear.

[tommo1903]

Nothing wrong with Espionage and it's free to get in!

 

Its utter shite.

[tup]

Out getting pished on a Sunday night with dodgy ethnic minorities and he thinks that by eating 1 x carrot on a weekday lunchtime he's somehow redeemed himself?

[daytripping]

 

Nothing wrong with Espionage and it's free to get in!

 

Its utter shite.

 

I must always be pished when I've been because I think it's good, only ever go the first level, no complaints,

[tup]

That's like a summary of your life min ^^^^

[Foster14]

Out getting pished on a Sunday night with dodgy ethnic minorities and he thinks that by eating 1 x carrot on a weekday lunchtime he's somehow redeemed himself?

 

Nah, that was Friday min.

 

You are obssessed with my carrot-eating, it is verging on the mentally unhealthy. You tried it for yourself yet?

[sheepiekev]

Scrap bank holidays and local holidays (except Xmas, New Year)

 

Then give workers the extra days to take off when THEY want.

[tup]

Nah, that was Friday min.

 

You are obssessed with my carrot-eating, it is verging on the mentally unhealthy. You tried it for yourself yet?

 

I just think it's weird, and like Jon Ronson or Louis Theroux, I try to get to the bottom of the question which resonates in my mind when I hear of some cunt eating a raw carrot for their lunch.

 

'Why?'

 

And no, I've not tried it yet, on account of the fact that I dinna come to work armed with a knife and I canna chop it up into batons as you suggested.

[jassb]

I've always worked for companies that stay open and add the days to your holidays to use when you like. Apart from the company I'm with now, who close on local holidays. I like the holiday Mondays. Nice short week. Especially when I've taken this Friday off too for a stagger in Amsterdam. And next Monday to recover. Then another Monday off the following week for May Day. Magic.

[looksgoodinred]

 

Nah, that was Friday min.

 

You are obssessed with my carrot-eating, it is verging on the mentally unhealthy. You tried it for yourself yet?

 

I just think it's weird, and like Jon Ronson or Louis Theroux, I try to get to the bottom of the question which resonates in my mind when I hear of some cunt eating a raw carrot for their lunch.

 

'Why?'

 

And no, I've not tried it yet, on account of the fact that I dinna come to work armed with a knife and I canna chop it up into batons as you suggested.

 

you don't need to chop up a carrot if you have some teeth in your mouth. just bite it. it's what teeth were meant to do. you'll be fine.

[tup]

Could I not just buy a tin of carrots and eat them with a spoon straight from the brine?

[looksgoodinred]

Could I not just buy a tin of carrots and eat them with a spoon straight from the brine?

 

that's revolting!

[tup]

That's kind of what I was getting it vis a vis Foster14.

[daytripping]

Another holiday, another day at work!

 

Any of you good folks hard at work like me or you enjoying a day off?

[scoutman70]

Another holiday, another day at work!

 

Any of you good folks hard at work like me or you enjoying a day off?

 

I'm in work, I wouldn't say I'm hard at work though!

[Karl Fletcher]

Also at work.

 

All my mates were out getting pished yesterday but I couldn't.

 

Bastards.

 

Going to the pub at lunch though