Burned Or Buried?

[BrianFaePerth]

When you go what do want your beloved to do with you?

 

My auld gran said tae fling her in a big black poke and put her out for the scaffies. An admirable plan, but not without its problems.

 

For me it has to be cremation.

[Bluto10]

Couldn't care less, I'll be going out at the top no matter what happens

[dave_min]

Medical research.

[BrianFaePerth]

Couldn't care less, I'll be going out at the top no matter what happens

 

Jumping off a cliff?

[360]

Cremated with my ashes flung into the sea. I will also have a bench in Seaton Park dedicated to me.

[Bluto10]

Why nae Stewarts park min?

[360]

Why nae Stewarts park min?

 

Half and half then.

 

Great park for a kickaround is Stewart's.

[Bluto10]

I'll scatter and share my ashes in a mixture of my favourite locals

[dj_bollocks]

I fully expect the state to pay for my 10 million quid funeral...

[Ke1t]

Raffle my corpse on a necrophiliac's website.

 

All proceeds go towards paying off some of the Dons' debt.

 

At least someone's trying to do something about it, Stewart.

[The Boofon]

 

Why nae Stewarts park min?

Half and half then.

 

Great park for a kickaround is Stewart's.

It's Stewart Park. I'll get my uncle to kick your arse next time you're there.

[360]

 

 

Why nae Stewarts park min?

Half and half then.

 

Great park for a kickaround is Stewart's.

It's Stewart Park. I'll get my uncle to kick your arse next time you're there.

 

I won't tell you when I'm next going.

[Pudgie]

Burned, or something productive like medical research or donors.

[cow]

No preference. My body will be spent deceased, my spirit having already found Nirvana.

 

As long as that cunt doesn't take photies of my demise. In black and white.

[looksgoodinred]

i don't really have a preference. i'll be dead anyway.

but this might be kind of cool. (although the Elysium website says a "portion of remains" are sent. if i'm going, i want all of me to go, not just a scoop of ashes, ffs.)

 

First launch is scheduled for summer 2014.

 

A start-up called Elysium Space will send your cremated remains into orbit for the cheap price of $1,990. Your remains will launch into low orbit, and circle the Earth for a few months before you re-enter the atmosphere and burn up in an awesome fireball.

Not only will you get to experience the ride of your afterlife, but your family and loved one's will be able to follow along on your final journey through an iPhone app.

 

http://pandodaily.com/2013/08/09/the-real-elysium-send-your-dead-loved-one-into-space-for-2k/

[granite sheep]

Full on Viking Funeral in the middle of the Dee, with Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life blasting from speakers on the banks

[Huntlysheep]

Anything they want I won't technically be there. Although at my service I want The Northern Lights o Aiberdeen played & Flooer o Scotland.

[Jigot]

Ah'll be expected to clock in to Ballengeich. A cemetery just over the walls of Stirling Castle after being cremated at Falkirk to the tune of Queen's Mr Fahrenheit and The Corrie's Dark Lochnagar, just to make sure every cunts greetin.

[dunc_afc]

Vapourised in a nuclear holocaust

[ericblack4boss]

I want to be burned and have my ashes scattered ona beach, so I can still get in womens knickers even when im dead!

[Notorious Chee]

Organ donor myself, I just want them to take fit they need then leave me outside for the gulls

[dervish]

I'm a donor as well. Not too worried really. My dads final wishes so far are "I'm not fucked just dump me in landfill I'll be away anyway.".

[madjockmcferson]

I have thought about this. I just want to be left alone. Failing that I want to be put into a crypt. No burial, no burning, just kinda naturally mummifying.

[a don in oz]

I never used to be that bothered about it but trying to help my Dad to find old family plots and the like and finding what a complete cock it was to find even close family (uncles, aunts) because of lack of headstones... I want a headstone. Nothing fancy. Full name, date of birth, date of death. Wee phrase; "Here likes a top bloke" nothing fancy or too immodest.

 

But yeah, cremate or leave whole, whatever it is, I want a headstone even if it's just above a poke of dirty gritty ashes with bits of bone in it down under there (since it ends up that way anyway).

 

Having been a gravedigger you'd do them a favour by getting cremated that's for sure.

[BrianFaePerth]

I never used to be that bothered about it but trying to help my Dad to find old family plots and the like and finding what a complete cock it was to find even close family (uncles, aunts) because of lack of headstones... I want a headstone. Nothing fancy. Full name, date of birth, date of death. Wee phrase; "Here likes a top bloke" nothing fancy or too immodest.

 

But yeah, cremate or leave whole, whatever it is, I want a headstone even if it's just above a poke of dirty gritty ashes with bits of bone in it down under there (since it ends up that way anyway).

 

Having been a gravedigger you'd do them a favour by getting cremated that's for sure.

 

 

 

Professionally or as a hobby?

[Bluto10]

when i decide to call it a day there winna be anything left to bury.

 

probably be a round the world mash up culminating in a 79 hour bender jumping off brookly bridge.

 

[a don in oz]

One does what one must.

[daytripping]

Buried, with a full casual military ceremony.

[Bluto10]

Buried, with a full casual military ceremony.

 

you polished your finest pub trainers for the day; shgould it arrive sooner than expected.

make sure yer stone island patch is starched and ironed mind.

 

will all the old hoolies be dressed akin to a sopranos ceremony; in all black suits with shades on; watchin old bill with long lenses from afar?

[daytripping]

you polished your finest pub trainers for the day; shgould it arrive sooner than expected.

make sure yer stone island patch is starched and ironed mind.

 

will all the old hoolies be dressed akin to a sopranos ceremony; in all black suits with shades on; watchin old bill with long lenses from afar?

 

Goes without saying old bill will be all over it like a car bonnet.

 

It will be stretch limo's and a black armani suit job, I'd imagine most of the major firms will be in attendance, will lay on jellied eels and pie n mash for the southern boys.