Bluto10 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Indeed, I had diddly squat qualifications. I'm big in ile now. You're just fat and round, and couldn't spell your way into a ride with Megan Fox. I am the winner between us 2, however you'll then play the 'I'm awesome at boozing and bladebla'. Good for you. au contraire bertior, for it is I who is the winner between us 2, however you'll then play the 'bluto youre fat crap at spelling bladebla'. Good for you. harcus mk2. Link to comment
brownie Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Dubai isn't too bad a place to work, I've been working down there since the start of the year. Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Been in Dubai for six and a half years now. It's a magic place to live, something for everyone and if you're a young couple you'll love it out here.Plenty oil field trash to mingle with. We're currently in the middle of Ramadan. All that means to me is that I get to finish at 2pm instead of 5pm, meaning I can be on the golf course by 2.30pm. Link to comment
brownie Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Feel free chief.As styro says though, a young couple will lap it up. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Dude, none of us think of kids at 22. That wasn't the point. The instincts deployed for hunting pussy come from the same place as our ancestors hunting a mate. Targeting the lowest is the strategy of a loser. Target the best, and then pick up a slapper at 12.50 am if unsuccessful. That's how I shagged my way through much of Aberdeen back in the day. Ah i get you, I've aimed for some outrageously good looking birds of late, gotten nowhere, however the girl I've been out with a few times now is affa tasty and makes me wonder what she's after, maybe some of my cash but I couldn't care if it gets me what i want. Sad thing is this actually works. Yes we know it does. We were debating the kwolity of bird who would be attracted by this. I would say there is no debate to be had. Ay woman attracted to a man dressed as Coco the clown carrying a large bottle of vodka is clearly nae the full shilling. Good luck this weekend Mini. Remember the Grey Goose will make you incapable of sexual performance if you tan it yourself. Link to comment
rgudon Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 People still drink Grey Goose...? Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I would never drink Grey Goose. Im a Finlandia man. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I'd say I do pretty well on a work to pay ratio. I charge myself out at a pretty horrendous day rate. I do around 5 hours work every 2 weeks.I get paid for 10 days. Boring as fuck though!! Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 'Manage' a bunch off engineers Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 quality. different to what you did over here? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 'Manage' a bunch off engineersAre the bunches heavy? Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 quality. different to what you did over here? Aye, kind of. There I was managing a bunch of recruiters. Are the bunches heavy? 4 grown IT men to a bunch, fuck aye. fat, computer absorbed... Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 4 grown IT men to a bunch, fuck aye. fat, computer absorbed... I.T. nerds are ace.The workplace equivalemnt of harcus. 1 Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I would never drink Grey Goose. Im a Finlandia man.I'm a bit partial to Chopin Vodka when given the opportunity. Link to comment
minijc Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I would never drink Grey Goose. Im a Finlandia man.I pretty much drink any vodka, ciroc is another favourite however, picture the scene, you've got me, a strapping big 6.3 guy with lovely arms and shoulders, i've got the omega seamaster watch on the left wrist, the bottle of GG in the right hand, I'm dressed the fuck up with a denim shirt and chinos on along with my desert boots, I'm strutting about as if I own the place (I don't but I could if I wanted to) tell me I'm not LTD, mate. 1 2 Link to comment
zerodon47 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I pretty much drink any vodka, ciroc is another favourite however, picture the scene, you've got me, a strapping big 6.3 guy with lovely arms and shoulders, i've got the omega seamaster watch on the left wrist, the bottle of GG in the right hand, I'm dressed the fuck up with a denim shirt and chinos on along with my desert boots, I'm strutting about as if I own the place (I don't but I could if I wanted to) tell me I'm not LTD, mate. if ur jokin there, well done cos thats amusing cos there actually are bellends like that out there. if ur nae jokin, u are a sad bellend who everyone laughs at. Link to comment
minijc Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 if ur jokin there, well done cos thats amusing cos there actually are bellends like that out there. if ur nae jokin, u are a sad bellend who everyone laughs at. How can anyone laugh at that? I'm LTD mate, maybe you are just a mink? Link to comment
zerodon47 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 How can anyone laugh at that? I'm LTD mate, maybe you are just a mink? cos its funny how much of a tube u obviously are. LTD?? aye i probably am a mink to be fair, bar the odd shower here and there. Link to comment
minijc Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 cos its funny how much of a tube u obviously are. LTD?? aye i probably am a mink to be fair, bar the odd shower here and there.You wih you had as much swag as me and my pals, the lot of us money is no object go out for a drink end up spending £1000s LTD!! Link to comment
minijc Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Can I ask what an LTD is?Just means I'm cool as fuck basically. Link to comment
zerodon47 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 You wih you had as much swag as me and my pals, the lot of us money is no object go out for a drink end up spending £1000s LTD!! aye safe t say if i had a magic lamp that 'swag' is fit id wish for. u gan t tell me fit ur LTD sayin stands for?? or maybe u just cana spell ane o the words of said sayin? Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 aye safe t say if i had a magic lamp that 'swag' is fit id wish for. u gan t tell me fit ur LTD sayin stands for?? or maybe u just cana spell ane o the words of said sayin? Can I ask what an LTD is? i believe it stands for "living the dream". Link to comment
Monkey Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 i believe it stands for "living the dream". Only one step away from YOLO then. Link to comment
tup Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I thought it was LTD intelligence. 1 Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I thought it was a tax fiddle. Link to comment
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