I Wonder Who Has The Best Job In Aberdeen? (Working Away From Home Counts)

[Sheep#1]

If there's any fit young blokes out there looking for a top job go on the Aberdeen airport site, they're after trainee firemen, how cushy a job would that be, you'd be lucky to see a real fire in your entire career, I'd go for it but I'm too old and unfit. I know for a fact the money is brilliant. I've been searching for a rotational job in Angola or somewhere in Africa, problem is I'm office based and the locals are getting trusted with a lot of the jobs these days, anyone hears of an Expediter/Buyer/Logistics/Supervisor job down there please give me a shout, I'm a SAP expert and have near 30 years oilfield experience, PM me.

Airport fireman would be best job ever. I did work experience at school at an airport & spent a couple of days at the fire station, literally all we did was play football, pool and piss about in the fire engines, firing off the water cannons etc for a laugh. They even had a few wines/beers with their lunch (Although this was over 15 years ago, so would hope they have knocked the boozing on the head at least).

 

Bet 1000s of folk apply, but places will likely go to birds, poofs & Pakis/coons to tick some 'equality' box

[minijc]

Airport fireman would be best job ever. I did work experience at school at an airport & spent a couple of days at the fire station, literally all we did was play football, pool and piss about in the fire engines, firing off the water cannons etc for a laugh. They even had a few wines/beers with their lunch (Although this was over 15 years ago, so would hope they have knocked the boozing on the head at least).

 

Bet 1000s of folk apply, but places will likely go to birds, poofs & Pakis/coons to tick some 'equality' box

Need to be able to drive, I was just away to apply for it, durious.

[daytripping]

Airport fireman would be best job ever. I did work experience at school at an airport & spent a couple of days at the fire station, literally all we did was play football, pool and piss about in the fire engines, firing off the water cannons etc for a laugh. They even had a few wines/beers with their lunch (Although this was over 15 years ago, so would hope they have knocked the boozing on the head at least).

 

Bet 1000s of folk apply, but places will likely go to birds, poofs & Pakis/coons to tick some 'equality' box

 

No harm in applying, I thought about it till it mentioned a fitness test, fuck that!

 

I presume they'd have a gym there once you got a foot in the door, working out and getting paid for it wouldn't be bad.

 

Bet they pray for a real crash after they've been there years.

[Sheep#1]

Need to be able to drive, I was just away to apply for it, durious.

Just say you can, take an intensive course and by time you're in you will be able to. Then you can really LTD 'working' there.

[Sheep#1]

No harm in applying, I thought about it till it mentioned a fitness test, fuck that! I presume they'd have a gym there once you got a foot in the door, working out and getting paid for it wouldn't be bad. Bet they pray for a real crash after they've been there years.

I'd love to, but possibly too old (34) and sure what her indoors would say about me upping sticks to Abz!

[Henry]

Need to be able to drive, I was just away to apply for it, durious.

 

Try to use real words if you get an interview.

 

One of my pals works as an airport fireman here, just as you would imagine, good pay, no fires ever, paid to go to the gym etc.

[E-P-K]

If there's any fit young blokes out there looking for a top job go on the Aberdeen airport site, they're after trainee firemen, how cushy a job would that be, you'd be lucky to see a real fire in your entire career, I'd go for it but I'm too old and unfit. I know for a fact the money is brilliant.

 

I've been searching for a rotational job in Angola or somewhere in Africa, problem is I'm office based and the locals are getting trusted with a lot of the jobs these days, anyone hears of an Expediter/Buyer/Logistics/Supervisor job down there please give me a shout, I'm a SAP expert and have near 30 years oilfield experience, PM me.

 

 

SAP expert you say, tut tut. lost some respect for you now,

 

SAP = SHIT

 

Anyway, I must have the best job, Just hame, and now have 4 weeks off, and currently sampling some Lowenbrau.

[King Street Loon]

SAP expert you say, tut tut. lost some respect for you now,

 

SAP = SHIT

 

Anyway, I must have the best job, Just hame, and now have 4 weeks off, and currently sampling some Lowenbrau.

I agree.

 

SAP is indeed SHITE

[dervish]

Does any cunt like SAP? Feels like the buckles of a ball gag getting tightened just tapping in your log on.

 

 

[ChutneyLove]

Does any cunt like SAP? Feels like the buckles of a ball gag getting tightened just tapping in your log on.

I dinna mind a ball-gag. What's your point?

[daytripping]

It isn't a case of liking SAP, many of the big companies use it and I know how to work it, it's simple really if you use it all the time.

[dervish]

I dinna mind a ball-gag. What's your point?

 

Not so much the ball gag itself more what comes after.

[Bluto10]

It isn't a case of liking SAP, many of the big companies use it and I know how to work it, it's simple really if you use it all the time.

 

liking computer stuff is for nerds.

[daytripping]

liking computer stuff is for nerds.

 

Agreed, same goes for games consoles,

[Bluto10]

Agreed, same goes for games consoles,

 

i grew out of games consoles when i discovered beer and definitley maybe.

 

[daytripping]

i grew out of games consoles when i discovered beer and definitley maybe.

 

 

I never got past the Spectrum zx whatever it was called, too busy with big boy shit.

[Bluto10]

I never got past the Spectrum zx whatever it was called, too busy with big boy shit.

 

aye, but youre an old bastard who shouldve died in the gulf.

im new school; next generation.

[360]

It's an interesting development that Bluto10 is now attacking Dayts, one of his allies.

 

Is this particular bromance over?