I Wonder Who Has The Best Job In Aberdeen? (Working Away From Home Counts)

[Sheep#1]

I'm pretty fed up of my current gig, boss is a fuckin bell end of the highest order and folk keep leaving and not being replaced, meaning we just get more shite dumped on us. Applied for a job back in the private sector, so really something comes of that. Same kind of role I used to do there (which I unfortunately got laid off from a few years ago when the work dried up). Got my old job back at the Council, but it's pish and getting pisher.

[boboisared]

No mate, that vest is alright, I'd wear one but I wouldn't want to put other guys off their work outs cos my arms are showing off.

ROR.

 

Come to the Warehouse. You'll look like a rake. Real mannies gym.

[chaos_defrost]

If you didn't read the username to the top left of Minijc's posts throughout this thread, you'd think it was Millertime posting only slightly less retarded.

[minijc]

ROR.

 

Come to the Warehouse. You'll look like a rake. Real mannies gym.

I'm banned from there mate, apparently my arms are weapons and folk were scared when I was frontin.

[tup]

 

I'll have a pint of whatever you're on you radge.

[Bluto10]

what you do for a livin tup?

[Bluto10]

I'm banned from there mate, apparently my arms are weapons and folk were scared when I was frontin.

 

lifes all about compensation and balance : big guns ergo shit face

[boboisared]

lifes all about compensation and balance : big guns ergo shit face

 

I remember shouting that Minj was a knob on Belmont Street a year or so ago and he turned round, shouted something than ran off. I lost some respect for him that night. I remember Roberto winding him up about that at the time.

[Tommy]

 

I remember shouting that Minj was a knob on Belmont Street a year or so ago and he turned round, shouted something than ran off. I lost some respect for him that night. I remember Roberto winding him up about that at the time.

I'm sure he's been a knob on several streets.

It was probably "Chase me, Chase me"

[boboisared]

I'm sure he's been a knob on several streets.

It was probably "Chase me, Chase me"

[zig-a-zig-ah]

jesus ats nae good ata! fit is it you do zig?

 

Working on a drilling project in North Africa. 3 weeks to go!

[reekie_dock]

I change the tampon bin in Bugsys iv got to be up there.....

[360]

I change the tampon bin in Bugsys iv got to be up there.....

You work for a top company, chief.

 

[Redstar]

I'm out of Baku...a mixture of complete loathing of the sordid cesspool and my visa running out...onward and upward...looking at Angola...any guesses as to how fu*ked up it will be?...most expensive place in the world apparently?

[reekie_dock]

You work for a top company, chief.

 

Oh aye Iv made it to the top of my field.. I started in The Belmont many moons ago.....

[LeDandy]

I also see no point in discussing money as it's a 'how big is your cock' competition for knobends with small cocks.

I once saw a competition like that , it was over 3 events , the first was a wanking competition, then followed a kinda sword fighting thing , lastly was writing a short sentence with your own cum , needless to say the winner worked aff shore :

[dervish]

You work for a top company, chief.

 

 

Bugsys?

[360]

[daytripping]

If there's any fit young blokes out there looking for a top job go on the Aberdeen airport site, they're after trainee firemen, how cushy a job would that be, you'd be lucky to see a real fire in your entire career, I'd go for it but I'm too old and unfit. I know for a fact the money is brilliant.

 

I've been searching for a rotational job in Angola or somewhere in Africa, problem is I'm office based and the locals are getting trusted with a lot of the jobs these days, anyone hears of an Expediter/Buyer/Logistics/Supervisor job down there please give me a shout, I'm a SAP expert and have near 30 years oilfield experience, PM me.

[Bluto10]

nearly thirty years o&g experience daytrips?

christ min you must be near retirement

#overthehill

#onefootinthegrave

#60thbirthday

[Bluto10]

If there's any fit young blokes out there looking for a top job go on the Aberdeen airport site, they're after trainee firemen, how cushy a job would that be, you'd be lucky to see a real fire in your entire career, I'd go for it but I'm too old and unfit. I know for a fact the money is brilliant.

 

I've been searching for a rotational job in Angola or somewhere in Africa, problem is I'm office based and the locals are getting trusted with a lot of the jobs these days, anyone hears of an Expediter/Buyer/Logistics/Supervisor job down there please give me a shout, I'm a SAP expert and have near 30 years oilfield experience, PM me.

 

 

same here .

i asked similar question couple of months back and only couple people replied; which agencies specialise in postings to the third world and other undesirable places.

 

would be keen to try something like that out; but not the compound lifestyle. id want more freedom; explore the area and find some expat bars to relax in.

[Henry]

same here .

i asked similar question couple of months back and only couple people replied; which agencies specialise in postings to the third world and other undesirable places.

 

Here's hoping you get sent to some shit-hole with no internet access.

[Bluto10]

Here's hoping you get sent to some shit-hole with no internet access.

 

nah, dinna fancy shetland thanks.

 

no internet, i could read instead; give me a good chance to streamline and perfect my grammar and spelling.

[The Boofon]

If there's any fit young blokes out there looking for a top job go on the Aberdeen airport site, they're after trainee firemen, how cushy a job would that be, you'd be lucky to see a real fire in your entire career, I'd go for it but I'm too old and unfit. I know for a fact the money is brilliant.

 

I've been searching for a rotational job in Angola or somewhere in Africa, problem is I'm office based and the locals are getting trusted with a lot of the jobs these days, anyone hears of an Expediter/Buyer/Logistics/Supervisor job down there please give me a shout, I'm a SAP expert and have near 30 years oilfield experience, PM me.

You dinna answer PMs.

[Henry]

no internet, i could read instead; give me a good chance to streamline and perfect my grammar and spelling.

 

Good start

[Bluto10]

Good start

 

ive been learning from the matsers. all the brainyacs on here have tought me far more than my higher english ever did.

[Henry]

 

More work required.

[Henry]

I also see no point in discussing money as it's a 'how big is your cock' competition for knobends with small cocks.

 

You must've been reading minijc's posts over the last few weeks.

[Bluto10]

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[daytripping]

You dinna answer PMs.

 

I replied to you ages ago, go check min,