Wick And One Wicker's Journey To Civilisation.

[tup]

Never heard of him Chutney.

[ChutneyLove]

Truth be told tup, I made him up. There's always a "feel ******" in each town or village though. I don't know anyone from Wick, unless you count yersel or dervish. Apologies if either of you are Angus.

[tup]

fair enough.

 

Where can I get a decent breakfast in Aberdeen?

[ChutneyLove]

Depends where you are. Couple of ok cafes on Holburn Street - there's that one across from the Holburn Bar that does a mean fry-up.

[tup]

I'm in the city centre, Market Street.

[ChutneyLove]

Just go to the Douglas Hotel, easiest from there. Think it's a Stakis or something nowadays, nae sure what it's called. Plenty offshore blokes stay in there, so I'd assume they do a decent breakfast.

[tup]

I like the sound of a fry up in Holborn Street, when do they open?

[ChutneyLove]

Fuck knows - only ever been there on a Sunday afternoon for an all-day breakfast. It's a cafe though, I'd think 7am or something.

[The Boofon]

I like the sound of a fry up in Holborn Street, when do they open?

Holburn Street is open 24 hours a day unless the council close it for roadworks.

[tup]

Bet you were wishing it was shut the day I demolished you at pool in the Hawthorn.

[Tommy]

Try The Doric Cafe in Union Square.

Opens 730.

[The Boofon]

Bet you were wishing it was shut the day I demolished you at pool in the Hawthorn.

No. We didn't use the Holburn Street entrance.

[tup]

Cheers Tommy.

[Tommy]

Cheers Tommy.

No problem loon.

[Bluto10]

fair enough.

 

Where can I get a decent breakfast in Aberdeen?

 

yer ma nae do you a pack lunch, like?

 

take care now little tup, bring your sweets and don't forget your pocket money

 

 

[tup]

You are not humourous in the slightest you retard.

 

Not bad in the Doric Cafe, decent feed.

[Poodler]

What did you have? Was it Bacon Babs that served you? That's not her real name btw, it's Babs

[ChutneyLove]

Is Littlewoods nae open any more?

[buchanskii]

Is there nae some decent cafe's on George Street that do breakfast?

 

The only downside of that being of course, that you'd have to fight your way through the mutants on George street before you get a feed.

[Poodler]

Filling station? Archie's?

[buchanskii]

I've had a beast of an all day brunch from Justice Mill before. It's either hit or miss in that place.

[tup]

I had a full breakfast for £5.75 not bad fuck knows who served me some battle hardened wifie.

[Tommy]

Right Tupster, another name's been thrown my way by a weeker.

Do you know a feel Craig in Wick ?

[tup]

No

[Tommy]

No

 

[Tommy]

Only when I'm in Wick is that name branded about Tommy loon.

It is indeed a small world.

[tup]

Just bought my loon the new away top but they've run out of shorts.

 

You would think it would be the ither way round.

[Tommy]

Just bought my loon the new away top but they've run out of shorts.

 

You would think it would be the ither way round.

shorts of out run they've but top away new the loon my bought Just

 

Nah, that makes no sense.

[tup]

I'm heading to Codonas in a bit, canna see that ending well.

 

What about lunch, where to lads?

[Henry]

I had a full breakfast for £5.75 not bad fuck knows who served me some battle hardened wifie.

 

Any old wifie who works in a cafe is usually rough as guts.

 

I politely asked for some toast in a cafe on Duke Street in Glasgow, I was told I got fried fucking bread with the fucking breakfast.

 

Shut me right up.