Wick And One Wicker's Journey To Civilisation.

[Sheep#1]

Did it turn out to be the opposite? Canna imagine there being a helpful dago. On the other hand, maybe he just thought you were screaming arse bandits.

Just cos we were wearing leather chaps, with the arse cheeks cut out with our dons tops, he shouldn't have got the wrong idea.

 

No idea if the club we went into was bent or not, as we were the only people in there. We abandoned it after 1 drinks and went to the strippers.

[dervish]

On which side?

 

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[tup]

Couple of pints in the Rovers Return tonight I reckon.

 

Hopefully they have Tennents lager.

[The Boofon]

Was thinking about that, also miniature railway

If you've travelled to Manchester on a train the last thing they'll want is a trip on a smaller train FFS.

[tup]

Not true, I tell my kids what they want, not the other way around.

[Bluto10]

I'll be watching

 

So, might see you there.

 

aye look out norris' double

[Sheep#1]

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Diff area of town

 

I say strippers, but I don't think you get offered coke and a bj for €50 in diamond dolls here.

[Tommy]

Diff area of town

 

I say strippers, but I don't think you get offered coke and a bj for €50 in diamond dolls here.

Correct.

It's £75.

[Sheep#1]

Correct.It's £75.

Rip off Britain eh!

 

I declined the lovely Columbian ladies offer anyway, my two mates were sat across from me with some large African lady with a hand up each of their kilts.

[tup]

Manchester is not bad actually nice area we are staying in.

[Tommy]

Anything fine for supper tonight?

Betty's Hot Pot.

[jassb]

Didn't Betty die a couple of years ago? Her Hot Pot must be a bit off by now.

[Tommy]

Didn't Betty die a couple of years ago? Her Hot Pot must be a bit off by now.

That winna bother Tup.

 

#lighting a candle for Betty.

[tup]

Had a Chinese buffet outside the Lowry in Media City.

 

Was pretty good, kids were loving it.

 

Being a tight fisted cunt, I had three denners.

 

Its their own fault for offering all you can eat.

[Bluto10]

weegie

[tup]

I was starving wisna intentional when I went in.

 

I dinna do pudding so I'm all about the main course.

[jassb]

Used to always over do on the starters at the Chinese buffets. Can't remember the last time I was at one. Probably when they closed Jimmy Chungs on Great Western Road.

[tup]

Was quite expensive compared to the likes of Jimmy Chungs.

[jassb]

Thought you said you were a tight fisted cunt.

[tup]

I'm not really no but if they're charging through the nose for it they can expect a run for their money from me.

[The Boofon]

Loving this thread. You should go on holiday every week.

 

[Tommy]

Loving this thread. You should go on holiday every week.

And he still manages the most posts in a day :-)

[tup]

All you can eat again for breakfast ffs.

 

May as well get tanked up on it as I'm going to be needing plenty energy for today's exploits.

[ChutneyLove]

You get up a bit early for someone on holiday, tup.

[tup]

No choice Chutney, my loon is a ball of enthusiasm 24/7.

 

I've already done my morning star jumps so I'm raring to go.

 

Sun is shining.

 

Heading to the war museum later, I'll put the hard word on the kids then, knock some of the wind from their sails, heaps of folk died so we could have this fun I'll be saying.

[tup]

Just had bacon, egg, sausage, fried tomato, four slices of toast, three glasses of fresh orange, a bowl of crunchy nut corn flakes, and a yoghurt to start the day.

 

Lethal with a capital L.

[BrianFaePerth]

Just had bacon, egg, sausage, fried tomato, four slices of toast, three glasses of fresh orange, a bowl of crunchy nut corn flakes, and a yoghurt to start the day.

 

Lethal with a capital L.

 

Waiting for the update after ye have been tae the bog.

[tup]

Why whats that meant to do to me?

 

I have the constitution of an ox.

[Tommy]

Why whats that meant to do to me?

 

I have the constitution of an ox.

That's coz you are a fuckin ox.

Have a nice day.

[daytripping]

Why Manchester for a holiday?