Peruvian Tourists

[Henry]

You would know

[looksgoodinred]

for comfort and uplift, i would imagine.

 

a sports bra doesn't provide uplift. it rather minimizes what you have, packing them in tightly, so they don't flap about when you jump.

perhaps she's trying to hide her assets from her new mates?

[terenceandphilip]

there's a new daily mail article?

 

 

link please.

[Bluto10]

You would know

 

5 +1s for this rubbish.

 

tup - guaranteed

boofon - obvioulsy

 

who are the other three? come on speak up.

[Bluto10]

a sports bra doesn't provide uplift. it rather minimizes what you have, packing them in tightly, so they don't flap about when you jump.

perhaps she's trying to hide her assets from her new mates?

 

ach she is a mink anyway.

hoep she rots.

[Bluto10]

Guilty.

 

youve gone down( even more )in my estimation.

[daytripping]

She should get a wonder bra if she wants uplift and comfort, I'm sure her cellmates would much prefer that as well.

 

Can't help but feel she's made a horrible mistake.

 

Hope the family have sense and switch it for her.

[daytripping]

Case of Stella

 

Loads of Lambert and Butler smokes

 

Sports mixtures

 

Sun tan lotion

 

A hat

 

Shorts

 

That's what I'd ask for.

[daytripping]

Pack of cards to pass the time as well.

[Sheep#1]

Well beehive has nae tits to hide, so bra must be for the weegie.

 

What 5 things would you ask for if you were banged up in a foreign jail...? Tough one, a thinker. Nutella and baby oil sums these two dip shits up quite well though.

[Sheep#1]

Pack of cards to pass the time as well.

That was on their list. Presumably to play snap.

[terenceandphilip]

sun tan cream

 

mayfair summer special (do you still get that?)

 

mixed nuts

 

a hat

 

flip flops

[terenceandphilip]

That was on their list. Presumably to play snap.

 

 

15 years will be over before they know it.

[The Boofon]

5 +1s for this rubbish. tup - guaranteedboofon - obvioulsy who are the other three? come on speak up.

I didn't. I have now.

[daytripping]

That was on their list. Presumably to play snap.

 

I'd ask for a book of card games as well.

[Sheep#1]

No doubt the government will intervene when they get sentenced to 8 years and Melissa can come 'home' to Corton Vale. Sure she will fit in well, by the way n' that hen.

[daytripping]

Forgot about Sky, I'd want that as well.

 

Plasma tv and a playstation with games wouldn't go amiss either.

 

And slippers, can't see them having carpets.

 

Few grams of the stuff they found on me would probably be a request too far.

[Bluto10]

A crate of Bombay saph

 

A crate of bourbon

 

My iPod

 

My iPod dock

 

Is what I'd ask for if hypothetically I had become a mink and was was in the can

[Sheep#1]

Forgot about Sky, I'd want that as well. Plasma tv and a playstation with games wouldn't go amiss either. And slippers, can't see them having carpets. Few grams of the stuff they found on me would probably be a request too far.

Anything else sir? Mini-bar? 24 hour room service? Personal masseuse?

[daytripping]

A pet dog.

 

You could fool the guard, just taking him for a walk sir.

 

Then never go back!

[Bluto10]

Is that to play mallets mallet with mobs?

[dave_min]

1. Chocolate Raisins

2. Elkhart 100AS Alto Saxophone

3. Peter Beardsley: My Life Story (Paperback)

4. Reggae Reggae Sauce

5. 94/95 Dons Away kit

 

[StandFree1982]

1) Key to the Cell

2) A plane ticket back to the UK

3) A fake passport to get past security

4) Change of clothes

5) A bag of mint imperials for the flight.

[minijc]

Pool table

Punch bag and gloves

unlimited pizza

protein powder

shaker

[The Boofon]

1) Key to the Cell

2) A plane ticket back to the UK

3) A fake passport to get past security

4) Change of clothes

5) A bag of mint imperials for the flight.

Security dinna check passports. Border Patrol agents do that. They'll nab you as you attempt to sneak out of Peru via the security point. Nae luck.

[The Boofon]

Pool table

Punch bag and gloves

unlimited pizza

protein powder

shaker

Are you going to snort the protein powder?

 

What do you intend to mix it with if your plan is to make drinks with it?

 

Idiot.

[StandFree1982]

Security dinna check passports. Border Patrol agents do that. They'll nab you as you attempt to sneak out of Peru via the security point. Nae luck.

It's a private plane.

 

The passport is to get past Security at one of the night clubs I would go to just after I got out and changed. Just incase they think i'm under age.

[Tommy]

I spy will get a bit boring after an hour.

They need internet access to afc chat.

[StandFree1982]

Are you going to snort the protein powder?

 

What do you intend to mix it with if your plan is to make drinks with it?

 

Idiot.

Urine.

[minijc]

Are you going to snort the protein powder?

 

What do you intend to mix it with if your plan is to make drinks with it?

 

Idiot.

I'll be putting the powder over my pizza thereby making it a protein pizza.