Peruvian Tourists

[rumpus]

^ I wouldn't welcome anyone from Northern Ireland into my house.

 

Worst accent in the world

 

Conversation only ever goes one way: religion.

[tup]

Reckon that bitch would have some decent chat.

 

After all, she's accomplished more in 20 odd years than most folk do in a lifetime.

[Guest milne_afc]

She'd have your kids packed up her chuff, smuggled into Portugal and onto a trafficker for a small four figure sum. You'd be at risk too m8 if she has a reasonable sized rucksack.

 

Avoid. @@tup

[manboobs109]

She would fucking destroy you Tup. Bouncing away on your flaccid wee member while it's spitting salt, bellowing for you to fuck her with her Ian Paisley voice. No disgrace is admitting a bird is just too lively for you.

[ebbe]

I'm looking forward to the Banged Up Abroad.

[scoot]

Cocked more times than Davy Crocketts musket.

[tup]

Not sure why anyone would despise them.

 

They love the devil's dandruff, enough said.

[ebbe]

I'm sure they'll be devastated to learn the internet's most boring individual detests them.

[BrianFaePerth]

^ I wouldn't welcome anyone from Northern Ireland into my house.

 

Worst accent in the world

 

Conversation only ever goes one way: religion.

A mate of mine was once mimicking the accent saying "how now brown cow" a la Ian Paisley. Stupid cunt didn't see this asian burd approaching him.

 

Eh never realised what a temper they have.

[rumpus]

^ 'A mate of mine' !!!

 

Preposterous.

 

:hysterical:

[jassb]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4641038/Melissa-Reid-heads-work-new-job-Glasgow.html

[Don Fonte]

Looks like she's smuggling something in her double chin. Typical weegie bird getting even more repulsive as she gets older.

 

By 40 she'll have stubble and be wearing a Lonsdale tracksuit.

[DD1903]

Looks like she's smuggling something in her double chin. Typical weegie bird getting even more repulsive as she gets older.

 

By 40 she'll have stubble and be wearing a Lonsdale tracksuit.

The girl has class, but I don't think she's Lonsdale classy. Yet

[ebbe]

Note the animosity between myself and Ebbe only a couple of months ago.

 

Mates now.

Aye buddies min.

[The Boofon]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4740272/The-different-lives-Peru-Two.html

 

@@daytripping

[tup]

State of the weegie thing.

 

No wonder she is planning to keep her head down, she's a munter of the highest order.

[zander]

The only advice she looks like she could give is the best chippers in Glasgow.

[tup]

She's fair let herself go, probably the square sausage and buckfast diet in weegieland that's done for her.

 

She needs to get back on it sharpish. At least it was keeping her reasonably trim.

[Poodler]

Fantastic arse on the other one though

[tup]

Aye the other one is worth a dunt for sure.

 

She's also still on it for sure.

[tiktak]

The 'contrasting lives'.

One is on holiday whilst the other is not .

 

Cracking journalism as usual .

 

Had the same thought myself. Like the other lassie would never dream of going on holiday again. Don't understand why the papers are following these two around, yesterdays news. As for the beach bunny being offered £250k for a tell all book about her time over there, these stories are ten a penny. There's any number of brits in jails all over the world for doing the same stuff but without the same publicity.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

I'm guessing the specific advice she'll be giving is twofold.

 

A/. don't let a Glasgow mink pack your bags.

 

B/. When you do suss her wee game (when she slips into conversation oddly that she'd like you to stick this wee package up yer aunt Madge) and she suggests going 50:50 on the payment I'm thinking she's now wondering if £5.38p wasn't really half.

[jassb]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4760106/Peru-Two-mule-Michaella-McCollum-Mallorca.html

[strachanmcgheegoal]

You see she has gone back to work. By day the lads at the beach have somewhere to park their bike and by night...

[The Boofon]

Michelle is great. You just know that a good bag of coke and this girl would be spreadeagled in the floor open mouthed knocking back yer pish like it's a bottle of tropical

 

 

Got a semi just reading that.

[shut up meg]

She obviously has a good agent, staged photos on the beach for the tabloids to print mock rage articles.

'Celebrity Big Brother' or something similar beckons.

[E-P-K]

She obviously has a good agent, staged photos on the beach for the tabloids to print mock rage articles.

'Celebrity Big Brother' or something similar beckons.

 

 

Aye, my thoughts as well, seems all very staged the pictures.

 

Bit to make-upy to be at the beach going for a swim / sun bath.