Peruvian Tourists

[The Hulk]

It was a laughable campaign by her Auntie playing on the hearts of the Jeremy Kyle types.

 

They are huns are they not? Fully expect the donations to be pocketed by the family just as the huns did with charity money.

Given my experience of living in the west of Scotland, I would wager that there is a clue in the name Bernadette.

Not that it makes any difference, two cheeks, same arse, etc...

[beef_sister]

The Charlie in Ibiza is fucking terrible. I hope they werent planning on bashing it to make a bigger profit. Rascals

[Sheep#1]

A hand written note, supposedly penned by big Mel appeared in the papers today, thanking folk for their support. Seems remarkably upbeat, with no mention of being forced to degrease big mama Rositas hairy fud, so it's prob a forgery created by the family to get them back in the news.

[daytripping]

A hand written note, supposedly penned by big Mel appeared in the papers today, thanking folk for their support. Seems remarkably upbeat, with no mention of being forced to degrease big mama Rositas hairy fud, so it's prob a forgery created by the family to get them back in the news.

 

Melissa will be top dog by now, she'll be lapping up the attention.

[E-P-K]

The Charlie in Ibiza is fucking terrible. I hope they werent planning on bashing it to make a bigger profit. Rascals

 

 

Is it fuck, decade ago I had to get an injection of Valium at 6am by the resort Dr in San An as i was that fucked they thought I was going to die.

 

Never bothered with the pool that day, and only stuck to the beers that night.

[Sheep#1]

Is it fuck, decade ago I had to get an injection of Valium at 6am by the resort Dr in San An as i was that fucked they thought I was going to die. Never bothered with the pool that day, and only stuck to the beers that night.

10 years is a long time ago, could be shit now.

[E-P-K]

10 years is a long time ago, could be shit now.

 

 

Indeed.

 

But I am sure the scouse scallies still provide a service required...

[reekie_dock]

 

Is it fuck, decade ago I had to get an injection of Valium at 6am by the resort Dr in San An as i was that fucked they thought I was going to die.

 

Never bothered with the pool that day, and only stuck to the beers that night.

 

Fucking lightweight!!!!!

[The Boofon]

 

I'm saying fuck all.

 

:cardiff:

[E-P-K]

 

Fucking lightweight!!!!!

 

 

Well the travel insurance does not cover substance abuse, so jab of valy cost me a couple of tons, and the dame at the time was less than impressed by the episode, especially as she went to bed hours before and I said I was just having a beer on the balcony, little did she know i was away to line up, line up, card edge, etc etc.

[reekie_dock]

 

Well the travel insurance does not cover substance abuse, so jab of valy cost me a couple of tons, and the dame at the time was less than impressed by the episode, especially as she went to bed hours before and I said I was just having a beer on the balcony, little did she know i was away to line up, line up, card edge, etc etc.

Ha ha ha nae bad min. When we we're over there ma pal snorted a rouge line on the table thinking it was chico but it was infact Mdma ha ha what a nick he was in.........

[The Boofon]

Ha ha ha nae bad min. When we we're over there ma pal snorted a rouge line on the table thinking it was chico but it was infact Mdma ha ha what a nick he was in.........

Who was that?

 

Baker?

[reekie_dock]

Badboy.....

[The Boofon]

Badboy.....

 

He'd be in a nick nae handy just looking at a line. Nae surprised he stole ane though the miserable cunt that he is.

[reekie_dock]

Ha ha ha ha aye he was chasing a cunt for 5 euros each cause he got bumbed a G

[King Street Loon]

I see the big titted weegie one is going to admit smuggling charge in return for a reduced sentence of 6 years 8 months.

[BrianFaePerth]

I see the big titted weegie one is going to admit smuggling charge in return for a reduced sentence of 6 years 8 months.

 

Stupid tart. If she employed the The Rangers media relations team they could convince the Peruvian feds none of this ever happened.

[BrianFaePerth]

They might even get a view of the Mocha Pichu.

 

Is that like a chocolate version of the Machu Picchu?

[terenceandphilip]

still curious what the real story was, but I'd imagine they got involved in making a bit of cash by transporting goods from mainland Spain - then got told they were making a longer trip. I think that about covers all the angles.

 

Quote from a top UK judge on such matters .... (for your future reference)

 

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"If a person voluntarily exposes and submits himself, as the appellant did, to illegal compulsion, he cannot rely on the duress to which he has voluntarily exposed himself as an excuse in respect of the crimes he commits"

[Sheep#1]

still curious what the real story was, but I'd imagine they got involved in making a bit of cash by transporting goods from mainland Spain - then got told they were making a longer trip. I think that about covers all the angles.

 

Quote from a top UK judge on such matters .... (for your future reference)

 

"

"If a person voluntarily exposes and submits himself, as the appellant did, to illegal compulsion, he cannot rely on the duress to which he has voluntarily exposed himself as an excuse in respect of the crimes he commits"

 

Bang on the money min.

[The Boofon]

Is that like a chocolate version of the Machu Picchu?

 

 

[ChutneyLove]

Look, they are a pair of fuckin' slags who deserve all that's coming to them. If your daughter told you she was going to Ibiza for the summer to work in bars and clubs, would you let her? They were out there necking and snorting all manner of shit and getting pumped by one-eyed Jack. Ran out of money and had the opportunity to make a quick buck. Unfortunately for them, they were the decoys and carrying low quality dandruff flakes, whilst the real couriers got through with the champagne powder.

[BrianFaePerth]

Baith pleaded guilty now apparently. Must be enjoying the muff-loving.

[ChutneyLove]

Pair of slags.

[BrianFaePerth]

They might get to serve the whole sentence in the UK, apparently.

 

Would that be better? Peruvian muff would be more exotic, at least in the beginning.

[ChutneyLove]

And Peruvian anal fisting.

[Henry]

They might get to serve the whole sentence in the UK, apparently.

 

They should try to smuggle some coke back with them.

[BrianFaePerth]

And Peruvian anal fisting.

 

A pleasure fraught with danger, poking at chili beans and jalapenos.

[ChutneyLove]

They should try to smuggle some coke back with them.

[tightbreeks]

that norn iron won looks sleekit and evil, the chubby faced scotch hound is rank.

 

reeks of the hun, no great loss.

 

nevermind, yousil be on banged up abroad in a few years, so you will.