tup Posted June 20, 2015 Author Share Posted June 20, 2015 I can categorically deny that. I'll be picking my team myself. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 I can categorically deny that. I'll be picking my team myself.Incorrect. I've got three picks. Goalkeeper, midfielder and striker. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 My agent (@@The Boofon) wouldn't lie to me. Link to comment
tup Posted June 21, 2015 Author Share Posted June 21, 2015 Boofon knows nothing about football. I'll be picking and managing the team. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I don't doubt that. However, you were the one that contacted him to ask me if I would play. I'm considering my options, I reckon the promise of the captains armband for your team may sway me. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 The captains have already been announced as Small Ol and Tiny Tup. Link to comment
tup Posted June 21, 2015 Author Share Posted June 21, 2015 Aye, and it's Pash up front, not tommo1903. Boofon is left back. In the changing room. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 The captains have already been announced as Small Ol and Tiny Tup.Captains dont pick teams, that is nonsense. Tup is head coach, player, owner but not captain. As is Ollie. That's ok tup I'm not a striker as you well know, you cheeky scamp. Link to comment
tup Posted June 21, 2015 Author Share Posted June 21, 2015 I'll be playing centre half and I'll be going right through whoever is up front for ollie in the first couple of minutes. Link to comment
Henry Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Let him know you're there, early doors. Link to comment
ebbe Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I'll be playing centre half and I'll be going right through whoever is up front for ollie in the first couple of minutes.Strange position thon min. Unless poodler or reekie dock are playing there I doubt you'll win a header. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Strange position thon min. Unless poodler or reekie dock are playing there I doubt you'll win a header.Ollie and Pipes are also confirmed vertically impaired. Link to comment
tup Posted June 21, 2015 Author Share Posted June 21, 2015 Strange position thon min. Unless poodler or reekie dock are playing there I doubt you'll win a header. You have never seen me play clearly. Are you still fit to play? Look forward to a sore back if you are. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 You have never seen me play clearly.Are you still fit to play?Look forward to a sore back if you are.Goalkeepers were generally the big fat kid that was pish. I'm doubtful he could put in a shift. Link to comment
ebbe Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Ofcourse I'm fit to play in a variety of positions aswell mind, whether I could be arsed or not is a different matter though. Link to comment
minijc Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 wintergreen on the elbows, so when you back in and use your elbow as a guide in the defenders face you make their eyes water. Link to comment
tup Posted June 21, 2015 Author Share Posted June 21, 2015 Im sure it will be arranged with good intentions Tup but 1 hour before kick off and your rubbing your thighs with a 20 year old tin of Wintergreen some loose cannon will whip out a wrap of Stoor, 80% of the match players will indulge in a cheeky livener before rendering the entire event a 2 man game of World Cuppie.Down with this sort of negativity. Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Ebbe will confirm just how good I was in the air. Had an almost Eric Black like soarlikeaneagleability. Very seldom lost an aerial challenge, so Tup's Ronnie Corbettesque stature would be food and drink to me. Link to comment
tup Posted June 21, 2015 Author Share Posted June 21, 2015 We'll see. All this stuff is in some mythical past. I'm brilliant now. Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 We'll see.We winna. As stated before, my football days are long behind me, so as much as I'd love to dominate you into submission, I'll be leaving it to you "young eens" and your delusions of grandeur Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Ollie you could be like Charlie Sheens brother in Mighty Ducks. Not quite good enough on your own but when it came to motivating a team of superstars against the bad guys you could have your finest hour. You'd need a Fulton Reid though, enforcer type. that could be hard to find on here. Link to comment
tup Posted June 21, 2015 Author Share Posted June 21, 2015 As Jimmy Calderwood said, you city lads with your four cars and double garages are far too cosseted. We are made of sterner stuff. An easy win is my prediction. Link to comment
ebbe Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 As Jimmy Calderwood said, you city lads with your four cars and double garages are far too cosseted.We are made of sterner stuff. An easy win is my prediction.I'll play just to prove everything that came out that fat ogres mouth was utter nonsense. Also, I can confirm Ollie was like a white Les Ferdinand with the lower back of Rory Delap. Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I'll play just to prove everything that came out that fat ogres mouth was utter nonsense. Also, I can confirm Ollie was like a white Les Ferdinand with the lower back of Rory Delap.Unfortunately, latterly had the fitness of Rory McGrath Link to comment
dave_min Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 As Jimmy Calderwood said, you city lads with your four cars and double garages are far too cosseted. We are made of sterner stuff. An easy win is my prediction.Your car to garage ratio is off there. Either need a bigger garage or less cars. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 The plural of garage would suggest 2 of them, dave_min min. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 That, and what's the point of having 4 motors all hidden away!? You need to rotate the beemers and audis being parked on the drive way Link to comment
tup Posted June 21, 2015 Author Share Posted June 21, 2015 Anyway I'm saying you city cunts are soft and I intend to prove it where it matters. Link to comment
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