North East Scotland

[Clydeside_Sheep]

It's a lovely wee town.

Huntly is shite.

Yikes, I can feel the mercury rising on this Aberdeenshire inter-village rivalry!

 

Steady on chaps, I am sure all the villages are lovely in their own special way!

 

PS - I thought the warring Glasgow Council estates were bad!

[Clydeside_Sheep]

'Milton of Dangleberry hanging from my anus' would be more appropriate....

[tup]

Tain is full of weegies.

 

Stayed in a nearby shithole called Milton once or twice.

 

And my faither used to work in Fearn.

 

Rest assured its crap folks.

[Huntlysheep]

Huntly is shite a full o Huns & Tims who never ever venture to Glasgow to watch "their" teams.

[360]

[dave_min]

Are you sure it was Whitby?

 

(Potential) Burd claimed it was.

 

I've no reason not to believe her.

[The Boofon]

 

 

You could include Peterhead and the Broach in the same bracket as Keith and Huntly. Embarrassments to normal NE people.

 

Mealy mouthed tattie picking fish stinking shitholes.

No you couldn't.

 

Keith and Huntly are inland for one and so fish stinking shitholes they are not.

 

Stick to what you know best about Rumpus. Fuck all.

 

Where the fuck is the Broach anyway you retarded multipersonality fuckwit.

[Ke1t]

 

 

Who asked you to come along and have an opinion?

 

I may be a 'retarded mutipersonality fuckwit' but I've never squirted watery poop into my fearty pants while half naked in a cupboard.

 

How would you have handled the situation, out of interest?

 

[BrianFaePerth]

 

How would you have handled the situation, out of interest?

 

 

 

Being swarthy types he would have offered them a reach-round

[tainboy]

Tain is full of weegies.

Stayed in a nearby shithole called Milton once or twice.

And my faither used to work in Fearn.

Rest assured its crap folks.

Ha ha. You stayed in Milton? Even bobby Connor will confirm its a pish ridden cess pit.

 

As is fearn. Full of inbreds.

[ericblack4boss]

Huntly is a shithole it is dubbed the family town. Aye they are all one big family alright.

The joke goes. How do you know when a girl from Huntly has het period? Her dad can taste it on her brothers Cock

[Huntlysheep]

Banff's a shithole too. Summin aboot at place.

[Dandyesque]

Croick Kirk is worth a visit. Very moving

 

Wrong time of year though as the days are too short.

 

Try a drive in June- Leave Inverness in the morning, off to Ullapool for lunch (clearly stopping a few times along the way) amazing fish and chips on the harbour wall - Drive round to Stac Pollaidh, one of the most beautiful mountains in Scotland.

 

Then head for Kinlochbervy and Durness - Ben Hope stands out Mount Doom or something and you'll drive past some of the most stunning scenery in the world. Hot chocolate for a fiver (worth every penny) then head along the North coast to Tongue - where you'll see Ben Loyal - arguably the best Scottish mountain - and therefore the world. You drive round it to get to the road South through Altnaharra- previously the coldest ever place in Britain.

 

Take in Loch Sinn, Lairg and Invershin falls and the back to your B&B in Inverness- nice round trip I've done in a day a few times. I've also gone the other way from Invershin and up past Elphin then back down the middle as well as going up the A9 and back down the middle. Caithness is nice and bleak the first couple of times, but gets a bit dull after a while. Sutherland, Wester Ross and Torridon are something else though

[Guest]

 

Rocket, out of interest, could you give us a quick virtual tour of the NE border...

 

How far north, south and inland does it extend?

 

 

 

Huntly = kiddy-fiddling and animal-abusing paradise. Every region has it's bad bits.

[daytripping]

I love Nairn, it should be included in the North east.

[Guest]

I love Nairn, it should be included in the North east.

 

Well I hate it and I decide.

[Foster14]

Thought I was North East through and through, but looks like I spent 9 months living outside of it, but at the same time inside it.

[BrianFaePerth]

 

 

 

Huntly = kiddy-fiddling and animal-abusing paradise. Every region has it's bad bits.

 

Why are Laurencekirk and St Cyrus included but not Johnshaven? Racist

[Guest]

By the way, our southern border was designed such so that we teach our kids that Brechin is smelly and the inhabitants of said shit-hole know that they are most definitely not wanted in the NE.

 

Elgin and Keith should be flattened actually, and all residents exterminated. Then we can reclaim it for cattle grazing. Eventually.

[Dynamo]

I take it The GPRoA (Glorious People's Republic of Aberdonia) will be a hun free state? Will they be made to wear hun armbands before being rounded up and sent on to a workers camp near Elgin?

[Sonoftherock]

Why doesn't Stonehaven make it Rocket?

[boboisared]

Why doesn't Stonehaven make it Rocket?

Full of Huns.

[Guest]

Why doesn't Stonehaven make it Rocket?

 

A very small-minded and horrible place. A diver I know used to be in charge of the doors in Aberdeen and was housed in a hotel in Stoney for 6 months. He described the town as soft but crazy. I never really got what he was saying until I battered a cunt on the sheet ice at the market square a few years ago, then I started to appreciate what he meant. There was no need for that penis to suffer a broken nose and a broken shoulder. Had it been in Aberdeen, I would not have stopped but small town, he didn't know what he was dealing with etc., I hauled him up off the deck after he got the message.

 

You know why very few retail businesses ever make it there? Because the landlords price them in cheap and squeeze them up and then out usually after a year. One of the most racist bunch of cunts you'll ever meet.

[dave_min]

I won't include Stonehaven on the sound list.

 

It's full of weirdos and it's too close to Dundee for my liking.

 

I'd cut civilisation off at Portlethen.

 

Sound choice.

 

You've clearly visited Newtonhill at some point.

[Henry]

 

 

Culture and Hefe-Weiss are the prefect combo.

 

What's the combo for ordinary pupils?

[E-P-K]

Nice. I've never actually seen the Northern Lights.

 

 

You certainly seen them last night, and likely tonight.

 

Bow Fiddle rock near Cullen made the main BBC news feature

 

 

 

[King Street Loon]

Northern Lights video.

http://home.bt.com/images/videoimage-credit-mark-appleton-wwwmarkappletonphotographycom-136388031175503201?v=140228143405

[amancalledbuck]

The bottom picture seems to show a wee bit too much love for the Northern Lights.

[The Boofon]

 

 

You certainly seen them last night, and likely tonight.

 

Bow Fiddle rock near Cullen made the main BBC news feature

 

 

 

Canna wait for Pudgie's black and white ones.