Unhelpful Cunts

[Ke1t]

Why do some people seem to get off on being arseholes to complete strangers?

 

Most people try to be helpful to each other, ask them a question and you'll get a polite and helpful answer, but there's a minority of ratweasel fucks who seem to think you're there for their own sadistic amusement.

 

Today I had to go buy a snowblower, because the one I used last year finally gave up the ghost and started pouring black smoke out the engine, so this morning along I go to a popular store round the corner from my client.

 

I had a couple of questions on the snowblower I wanted, so I find some dude who works there and said,"I have a question about one of your snowblowers."

 

"Snowblower?" he says, sizing me up.

 

"Correct, a snowblower."

 

"What's that?" he asks.

 

"A snowblower, for clearing snow." I say.

 

He makes a big production of pulling a face, then, after dramatically pausing for a few moments as though in deep thought, in as condescending a voice as he can muster says, "Oh.. you meant snowthrower." Like I'm a fucking bam.

 

Seriously?

 

Presumably he'd heard the foreign accent and thought "Here's someone I can fuck with, this fuckin foreign fuck." and so he figured he'd pretend he had no fucking conceiveable notion as to what a snowblower could possibly be... "A snowblower? I can't even think what you're talking about, you foreign fuck. Do you mean a refrigerator? No? Are you trying to say vacuum cleaner? Because no-one in America has ever used the term 'snowblower'. Are you looking for the men's clothing department, foreign fuck?"

 

I mean, we're standing ten feet away from the fucking snowblowers, and he really couldn't figure out what I was talking about?

 

Anyway, rather than taking his fucking cheek I ripped him a new arsehole in my barely understandable slight Scottish accent.

 

The point being, why are there still people like this?

 

Shouldn't evolution have weeded these cunts out by now?

 

If this had been ten thousand years ago I wouldn;t have just verbally ripped this cunt to shreds in the snowblower section, I'd have taken a handy rock and battered the prick to death for his cheek. Seems severe now, but 10,000 years ago that's what people did to cheeky cunts.

 

I've worked with people like this in the past. Rather than be friendly and helpful they think it's much better to be a sarky cunt to other people.

 

I'm at a stage where I just don't put up with cunts like this any more, unfortunatey for the sales guy this morning, but how does everyone else deal with these arsholes?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[chief_wiggum]

Should have threatened to throw his bludgeoned corpse into a wood chipper........chunker.......chucker........ whatever the smarmy cunt wants to call it.

[Jigot]

I just shake my head and about turn, Ke1t. It's hard, but to try and point out the error of their ways without resorting to violence is futile. They're looking for reaction and I'm fucked if I'm giving the cunt the satisfaction in displaying any.

Full of the drink however, I have been known to go fuckin' Tonto.

[dervish]

Snowblower?

[jassb]

What's wrong with a shovel? You getting soft?

[Ke1t]

Should have threatened to throw his bludgeoned corpse into a wood chipper........chunker.......chucker........ whatever the smarmy cunt wants to call it.

 

 

I just shake my head and about turn, Ke1t. It's hard, but to try and point out the error of their ways without resorting to violence is futile. They're looking for reaction and I'm fucked if I'm giving the cunt the satisfaction in displaying any.

Full of the drink however, I have been known to go fuckin' Tonto.

 

There was definitely a time when I'd have taken his shit like a bitch... I think Britons are raised to not make a fuss, and to put up with all the shite that's heaped on them with a weary smile and resigned acceptance, and I was very much in that category. The problem then is that the ratweasel fucks take full advantage of other people's good nature.

 

I've been around Middle Eastern sorts for a long time now, and I think some of their attitude of "Do NOT fuck with me or I WILL cut your head off', has rubbed off on me. Nowadays I'll happily get into it with anyone I reckon is taking the piss.

 

Ratweasel fucks are probably my number one biggest annoyance. I'd rather suffer a paedo in my company than an arsehole like that, that's how much they annoy me.

[Dom Sullivan]

Certainly wouldn't have taken his sarky shit.

 

You're right though, far too many of these sarky cunts who treat you like shite.

 

I'd have told him to stick his snowdoofer up his hoop.

[Ke1t]

What's wrong with a shovel? You getting soft?

 

My driveway is about 50 feet long and 12 feet wide, at the end of it I have a courtyard in front of the garage, and that's about 30 feet by 30 feet... so if 2 feet of snow falls, a pretty conservative estimate given lake effect snow can be upwards of 4 feet deep, that's 1200 cubic feet of snow on the driveway, plus another 1800 cubic feet on the courtyard, so that's 3000 cubic feet of wet snow. 3000 cubic feet x say, 12lbs per cubic foot, is 36,000lbs of snow. 2000lbs per ton =18 tons of snow. Bearing in mind, given lake effect conditions, it's going to be sub zero temperatures and probably a fair old wind whipping around you....

 

...soft, ye cheeky, cheeky cunt, ye.

 

After the snowthrower blew up last year I was having to clear it with a shovel... never again.

 

[jassb]

You need one of these

 

 

Or one of these

 

[The Boofon]

You're being very fucking generous with your snow weights there Kelt my old son. Water is about 62 pounds per cubic foot. You're talking about very light snow. Never 12 pounds per cubic foot. More like a 1:6 ratio if you ask me. 10 and a bit pounds is more realistic.

 

Maybe get a smaller snowthrower for the powdery snow.

[chaos_defrost]

Should have asked to speak to a colleague or a supervisor to see if they knew what a snowblower was just to show him up for being a twat.

[Ke1t]

You need one of these

 

 

Or one of these

 

 

I've been trying to persuade the wife to agree to one of these, even though it would be overkill, but she's not having it.

 

You have to pick your battles

[Jigot]

20 x 125Ltr Barrowful per Tonne x 18 = 360 125 Ltr Barrow Fulls of wet sna = 1 hoor of a sair back + anna rake o' blisters.

[reekie_dock]

Or pay some daft cunt to do it.....

[Jigot]

I hear Dave's super.

[Dom Sullivan]

Or pay some daft cunt to do it.....

Should get the sarky cunt in the shop to come round and demonstrate his snowthrower next time there's a suppy sna.

 

Costco sell big hoorin shovels - put yer back into it, Kelt.....

[chief_wiggum]

So did you buy it?

[Ke1t]

You're being very fucking generous with your snow weights there Kelt my old son. Water is about 62 pounds per cubic foot. You're talking about very light snow. Never 12 pounds per cubic foot. More like a 1:6 ratio if you ask me. 10 and a bit pounds is more realistic.

 

Maybe get a smaller snowthrower for the powdery snow.

 

Nah nah, min... the snow we get tends to come thick and hard.... I'll wait... straight off the lakes across from Canadaland, meaning it packs down before you get a chance to get out and blow it. This isn't soft and fluffy shite, this is the kind you can make igloos out of.

 

Even blowing it when it's thick and hard is difficult enough, but shovelling it is a fucking nightmare. Each cubic foot of that takes about two or three shovelfuls to remove.

[Ke1t]

So did you buy it?

 

Did I fuck... going out tonight to get one at a store that knows what a fuck a snowblower is.

[dervish]

Isn't petrol/gas cheap out there? Just put the whole bastard up in lowe, that'll show the snow whos boss.

[dunc_afc]

Hold on, so do all yanks call them snow throwers? If so what was that joke in short circuit all about? It made no sense to me when I first saw the film because I didn't know what a snow blower was when I was 5 or whatever, now I find out there may be no such thing as a snow blower and the joke makes even less sense.

[spamspamspam]

I find leaving while recommending that the sales assistant gets a job they fucking like usually gets my feelings across to jumped up twats like this

[The Boofon]

I can see Kelt going back tomorrow riding his big tractor snow blower while wearing a pretty hat and dress.

 

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RQQK0VTTXvA&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DRQQK0VTTXvA

[LeDandy]

oor accent does intimidate the fuck oot o a cunt , fucking love that for disputes , ON yersel Kelt rip them yanks a new arsehole doric style !

[tainboy]

Buy a plough for the front of yer pick up. That way come spring you've a massive manky pile of ice killing your grass when everyone else has snow drops and daffies.

[BrianFaePerth]

Ye big poof Kelt. Who needs a snowblower/thrower when you've got a perfectly good kid doing nothing.

[daytripping]

It might not snow this year, I'd take a gamble. As for the unhelpful guy, try and get his personal details, we can launch an online bullying assault on him that will hopefully conclude with him taking his own life, the cunt.

[Bluto10]

It might not snow this year, I'd take a gamble. As for the unhelpful guy, try and get his personal details, we can launch an online bullying assault on him that will hopefully conclude with him taking his own life, the cunt.

 

remote long distance bullying?

too scared to do it to his face?

 

big fat wimp.

[tightbreeks]

this morning i watched a couple of mannies making heavy work pushing their transit up the wee hill at the top of easter road, the traffic lights were red and the race was on to get into the side. then this heroic lad ran over and joined in the shoving, brand new big mans all round.

 

then i thought that should've been me helping out.

[daytripping]

 

remote long distance bullying?

too scared to do it to his face?

 

big fat wimp.

 

The cowards way pal.