Shaving

[looksgoodinred]

You would still be beautiful to me with no hair and a mouser like Freddie Mercury.

 

A man of singular tastes.

[minijc]

Always trim the nether regions.

I had quite the accident when doing that with a gillette styler, took a massive chunk out of the root of my cock, absolute agony and heaps of blood.

[looksgoodinred]

I had quite the accident when doing that with a gillette styler, took a massive chunk out of the root of my cock, absolute agony and heaps of blood.

 

extremeties, eh? they bleed like a bitch.

 

gives you just a taste of the pain that must be involved in female genital mutilation. o.O

[The Cockney Don]

hair or no hair.. men are as attractive generally speaking. women aren't so lucky. IMHO, and generally speaking, women need hair (on their heads, nae their faces) to be attractive.

Like your new avatar Red, you`re gorgeous .

[The Boofon]

I had quite the accident when doing that with a gillette styler, took a massive chunk out of the root of my cock, absolute agony and heaps of blood.

 

 

I find that bit hard to swallow believe.

[ChutneyLove]

My dog ate the cord on my shaver so rocking The Cheesepipes look at the moment. Little c**t also ate through her straightners but I mended them by cutting and reconnecting the wires and wrapping in electrical tape (felt like a real man), unfortunately my shaver cord was in a million bits and if I had managed to mend the cord it would have been so small I would have had to kneel down and shave my face about 3mm from the plug.

 

Too lazy to buy a new one but my pubes are growing in overdrive so will have to soon.

 

Plug one in, switch it on then encourage the dog to have a chew. That'll learn the little cunt.

[The Boofon]

My dog ate the cord on my shaver so rocking The Cheesepipes look at the moment. Little c**t also ate through her straightners but I mended them by cutting and reconnecting the wires and wrapping in electrical tape (felt like a real man), unfortunately my shaver cord was in a million bits and if I had managed to mend the cord it would have been so small I would have had to kneel down and shave my face about 3mm from the plug.

 

Too lazy to buy a new one but my pubes are growing in overdrive so will have to soon.

 

 

 

There are easier and more discreet ways to kill her you know.

[BrianFaePerth]

You would still be beautiful to me with no hair and a mouser like Freddie Mercury.

 

What you are really saying is you'd like to shag Charles Bronson (the criminal, no the actor, well probably baith).

 

[Pash]

 

 

 

There are easier and more discreet ways to kill her you know.

 

Nah nah min good as new.

[minijc]

 

 

I find that bit hard to swallow believe.

How so? If you had snapchat you'd have got the picture sent to you, along with "A semi for the semi" which a few of my snapchat pals got a while back.