daytripping Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 It's all getting a bit children in need charity begging like, wonder what the queen thinks of her poor subjects, maybe be shamed into giving up a palace or two...aye probably not. Canada wearing nice tartan trousers. mon the Canucks. I so wish they'd stop the come on eeen, ffs, and the dogs, what's that about. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 If the Argies are smart they will invade the Falklands now, looks like the whole fuckin country is taking part Link to comment
wee jock poo-pong mcplop Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Feck here we go the parade of air stewards Link to comment
NorthernLights24 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Oh good, Rod Stewart again... Link to comment
Scrumpy Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Scotland came on to Move any Mountain by the Shamen - nae bad - Colin Angus lead singer Aberdeen loon, fae Cults I believe. Once got me on the guest list to a Shamen gig at the Music Hall. Top bloke Link to comment
granite sheep Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Thought the whole band was fae Tilly and Mr C bid in Northfield? Link to comment
Scrumpy Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Fit ever happened to Colin Angus? Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Colin Angus. Was good mates with my old pal Chiz. A good Hilton loon Link to comment
wee jock poo-pong mcplop Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 How was it such a shock when Ian Thorpe came out? Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 we should've covered up the celtic football club sign on the gutter of the roof. that should've been new signage #1. as fer ra gems, bring it oan. consoler Glasgow man. all my days! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Well done the greasy Malaysian. Fuckin hilarious Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 oh no! oh no! we've cocked it up the final thing. did they not practice taking off the thing. probably the most important thing! and these people want to run our country! queenie - a specially crafted baton, it certainly is. Link to comment
jassb Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 And they've overrun by half an hour now. I remember the last time there was an extra 30 minutes at Parkhead. Must be time for fucking penalties. 1 Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 What a fucking racket now. Have they no respect for the good folks that have to get up for work soon. Oh, hud on..... Link to comment
newcastlered Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Think it represented Glasgow really well as everyone in Scotland hated it. 3 Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 good to see all the chubbies having a wee slosh at the side, nice fat slappy calfs. Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 To be fair the Welsh team has some absolute drummers in their team. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 hungry for barbos slim's length. their will be boxes of johnnies at every front main door. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 All the talk on social media tonight is a) how cringeworthy it was and b) the whole north east didn't get a mention. I have tickets to the boxing, now I'm thinking I can't be arsed with weegies. Horrible folk. Even Alan Brazil was blabbing on TalkSport this morning about how they're the friendliest people in the world. Bollocks. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 the Pakistani team will be at clatty pats the night on great western road! Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 The idea of having a 'Commonwealth Games' seems ridiculous these days. What is the point? Total non-event IMO. I was watching 'highlights' of that cringeworthy opening ceremony through my fingers this morning! I was pretty bleary-eyed, but I'm pretty sure I saw that gay American fellow from Doctor Who bursting out of a massive green kilt? Surely not? Link to comment
tup Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 A poof and a lemon singing cliched pish about Scotland Let's not forget they were also banned from demolishing slums as part of the show. That did not represent Scotland, it represented weegieland. Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 A poof and a lemon singing cliched pish about Scotland Let's not forget they were also banned from demolishing slums as part of the show. That did not represent Scotland, it represented weegieland. I would have sent inflatable Haggi into the crowd and had people handing oot drams for all the crowd.....and wee rendition of Braveheart,Balamoray and Taggart Link to comment
zander Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Seen clips on the news that was bad enough. Tunnocks teacakes, Irn bru, Haggis and the Loch Ness monster how very original. Surely we have some great history and culture that we could present to the world rather than some poofy cunt and some fat rug muncher. Link to comment
Redstar Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Bear in mind the Commonwealth Games is the Eurovision of the Sporting Calendar...the opening ceremony fitted the shitness of the event. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Bear in mind the Commonwealth Games is the Eurovision of the Sporting Calendar...the opening ceremony fitted the shitness of the event. In terms of relevance and importance, I'd rank the Commonwealth games just below the Harry Ramsdens Challenge Cup/Petrofac Training Cup, or whatever it's called these days. Link to comment
The Hulk Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/cameroon-athlete-cyrille-will-be-lifelong-dons-fan-after-show-of-support-at-commonwealth-opening-1.488399 The lassie who got him to do it is actually a bird who drank in my local (well until it closed last week). #weareallcyrillefagat Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Glasgow is hosting what is basically the minkers games. The Olympics are the next step-up. They should have an elite thing that is above the Olympics. Where steroids and performance enhancing shit are actively encouraged. Rupert Murdoch could televise it and call it the Champions Games. Ab'dy would have to get a sports channel to watch it. It would be the same folk playing each other every time and would become boring and shit, but we'd still pretend to like it because the commentators tell us it's the best thing in the world 5 times a programme. 1 Link to comment
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