Cliff Richard

[fifered]

Dunno if he guilty or not however I was pleased to see that the Leveson enquiry etc has fairly clamped down on the Police leaking shit to journos. There was only the one media helicopter in the air over cliffs house when they went in. Maybe that was just coincidence though.

[ericblack4boss]

I see in other forums a certain actor from an 80s sitcom is going to be be next what a plonker!

[caledonia]

All we have left of the 80s is Tony Hart, Brian Blessed and David Bellamy - who has probably been bumming under age spores and fungi.

Morth is a playdofile

[Bobby Connor]

Timmy Mallet is / was a total knobber. Terry Nutkins I'll grant you is a mad bastard and a legend who collects chairs as a hobby (we all need an outlet for our passions!) I don't remember who was the host of Knightmare but the whole programme was painfully slow and shite once you looked beyond the 'amazing' 3d graphics. They were amazing at the time to be fair but the show was like the Crystal Maze on mogadon.

[Guest]

Cliff always gave me the creeps. Delighted at this revelation. Fucking fruit nonce cunt.

[Bobby Connor]

Don't forget Cheggers

PS Tony Hart died years ago

Aye but his integrity remains.

[dunc_afc]

Timmy Mallet is / was a total knobber. Terry Nutkins I'll grant you is a mad bastard and a legend who collects chairs as a hobby (we all need an outlet for our passions!) I don't remember who was the host of Knightmare but the whole programme was painfully slow and shite once you looked beyond the 'amazing' 3d graphics. They were amazing at the time to be fair but the show was like the Crystal Maze on mogadon.

I just picked 3 random names from the eighties. Nutkins sounds like a genius though.

[Bobby Connor]

Nutkins lives out on the west of Scotland apparently. He collects chairs but you aren't allowed to sit on them or indeed on any chair in his house. He always stands. Mad as fuck. You have to love folk who are that far out there.

[dunc_afc]

Nutkins lives out on the west of Scotland apparently. He collects chairs but you aren't allowed to sit on them or indeed on any chair in his house. He always stands. Mad as fuck. You have to love folk who are that far out there.

Just looked him up on Wikipedia. Died of leukaemia two years ago.

[Bobby Connor]

Just looked him up on Wikipedia. Died of leukaemia two years ago.

That's a shame.

[The Boofon]

That's a shame.

Nae for his wife. She's able to sit down for her breakfast now.

[NorthernLights24]

Surely his "relationship" with John McElynn is something of a red flag.

[RUL]

I see in other forums a certain actor from an 80s sitcom is going to be be next what a plonker!

 

Who...Nic Lyndhurst or David Jason? Either way I don't believe it.

[reekie_dock]

Nae for his wife. She's able to sit down for her breakfast now.

 

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

[dj_bollocks]

Edmonds…. That is all...

[Dandyesque]

 

Who...Nic Lyndhurst or David Jason? Either way I don't believe it.

 

He means Only Fools And Horses, not One Foot In the Grave.

 

Dreadful mixing up of sitcoms there

[diamondsr4ever]

Big Ted and Humpty.

[BrianFaePerth]

To save time, surely they should just round up all "confirmed bachelors" in one go?

[diamondsr4ever]

fars the list of women fiddlers?

[caledonia]

Sang about a living doll, hung around with young ones and had loads of choir boys in one of his music videos, how many more clues did the police fecking need..

 

Cliff Richard is a suspected paedophile.... Thank God we won't have to listen to his shite every Christmas now!
I wonder if anybody has ever been touched up by Noddy Holder?

 

 

What's the difference between Mark Knopfler and Cliff Richard?
One is in Dire Straits and the other is in deep shit!

[Jigot]

fars the list of women fiddlers?

Nicola Benedetti? She can twank ma banjo string.

[Dom Sullivan]

Nicola Benedetti? She can twank ma banjo string.

Jig plucking his own banjo?

 

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2010/03/05/banjos1.jpg

[Clydeside_Sheep]

I do wonder about these allegations.

 

Cliff claims "im not a padeo" - but this is pure deflection, if its true then hes actually a pederast, not a paedo.

 

This is similar to how the media claimed abusive priests were paedos, but in fact they were overwhelmingly pederasts - ie homosexual men who couldnt keep their hands off teenage boys. The motive is to hide the link between homosexuality and abuse of minors.

 

Its not unusual to be attracted to teenagers - I know I would ride Kendall Jenner for example (and God knows I had to bide my time for years before feeling it decent to declare my love for the glorious Emma Watson.)

 

The difference between normal- and homosexuality seems to be in the ability to keep ones hands off of such minors. The predatory "chicken-hawk" is a long-standing homosexual stereotype among the gay community, one which can be found propping up the bar in any gay bar.

[tup]

I'll take your word for it.

[ollie1903]

I'll take your word for it.

Seems to know an affa lot about the subject

[tup]

Seems to know an affa lot about the subject

Probably bummed by the local priest early doors.

[AFCaketin]

Probably bummed by the local priest early doors.

And now he is the local priest.

 

'Got to suck it if thou wants to get it sucked' (john/paul/paddy, chapter twenty-odd, verse fuck knows)

[rumpus]

Christmaaas time, mistletoe and wine,

 

I'll fondle your cock and you fondle mine.

[tup]

With logs on the fire

And gifts on the tree

It's time to put the arse clean off of you

[Don Fonte]

Sorry CS but why does every post of yours have to link things back to the Catholic Church. Change the fucking record.

 

As for pretty much admitting you're a kiddy fiddler in your post, par for the course I guess.