English Diddy Leagues

[Dad]

Yon cunt Summerville - destined for Liverpool or summat probably; a top, top cunt 👍

[Dad]

12 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Leicester goal imminent...

They're getting ridden like sea biscuit here son; just a matter o' time afore Leeds turn up the gasoline 

[Roberto]

2 minutes ago, Dad said:

They're getting ridden like sea biscuit here son; just a matter o' time afore Leeds turn up the gasoline 

Seen it before... 2-0 Leicester.

[Roberto]

Ooooft gwan Dad

[Dad]

I tell you son  - these Leeds cunts are making their move 🤘

[Dad]

A fucking terrific save - hoo mama 

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, Dad said:

 

Leeds, btts & 40+ booking points: 7/1 🤘 

 

Shame yous be a fiver less off hombres ✌️

Ah no.

[fine-n-dandy]

Sheff Wed in deep doo doo. Chairman basically saying tbe fans have to save club with £2m donations or they will have 3 window transfer ban (which will essentially be end of them)
Criminal the amount of clubs the EFA basically allow to massively over spend just to try & keep English football top of the charts.

Only going to get worse with the fears of losing out to Middle East now very real.

Expect there to be a lot more clubs in financial mess/administration this next few seasons 

[Dad]

46 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Ah no.

Haha 

 

A shame - but ach was a fun match; DWT will land the morrow, followed by the Dons winning at Hampden - it'll be fine 👍

[Dad]

22 minutes ago, fine-n-dandy said:

Sheff Wed in deep doo doo. Chairman basically saying tbe fans have to save club with £2m donations or they will have 3 window transfer ban (which will essentially be end of them)
Criminal the amount of clubs the EFA basically allow to massively over spend just to try & keep English football top of the charts.

Only going to get worse with the fears of losing out to Middle East now very real.

Expect there to be a lot more clubs in financial mess/administration this next few seasons 

Chairman is an absolute cunt

[Ten Caat]

Arsenal U18s due to play away match today against Brighton U18s

However the coach driver for some as yet undisclosed reason instead drove them to Bournemouth. Roughly 95 miles away to the west. 

Match postponed.....

[Dad]

That'll be Norwich after a new manager v shortly - 2 down in 15 minutes at home

 

Hoo mama 

[Dad]

Blackburn v PNE the night - proper exciting derby madness 👍

Be close sure - as such I willnae be picking a winner ✌️ 

 

Instead - booking points/goals - let me crunch numbers and get back to yous 🔢

[Dad]

Ok so gone a bit jazzy with this one; pinches of all sorts flung flamboyantly into the bowl 🥣 

BTTS

Over 2.5 goals

50+ booking points

21+ fouls total

5 to fucking one - hello there 👋🏼

A nice wee fragrant glass of champagne afore the morrows triumph 🥂

[Dad]

Wayne Rooney further cementing his inevitable MBE hahaha

 

Useless cunt

[jamiesd]

Rooney fucking hopeless. Lovely to see.

[King Street Loon]

Spurs teain derailed now.

3 manager of the month awards in a row as well.

 

Edit: wrong thread but who cares.

[Jigsaw666]

3 hours ago, Dad said:

Wayne Rooney further cementing his inevitable MBE hahaha

 

Useless cunt

Heard his post match interview earlier. Babbling utter nonsense, after the international break we've got a four month block coming up with difficult games, getting the team fit, blah blah blah.

Sorry scratch that, just watched another one on youtube, jesus  wept, they could get relegated with him in charge. 

[Dad]

3 minutes ago, Jigsaw666 said:

Heard his post match interview earlier. Babbling utter nonsense, after the international break we've got a four month block coming up with difficult games, getting the team fit, blah blah blah.

Sorry scratch that, just watched another one on youtube, jesus  wept, they could get relegated with him in charge. 

A disgusting life ruining prick

Poor Brum

[Tommy]

 Birmingham sack Rooney.

[Dad]

A great CV Improving exercise for Pugface hahaha

 

Useless cunt

[The Gee Man]

We will get the i have learned more lessons from this situation blah blah blah 

[Jigsaw666]

Got to think that'll be Rooney's final gig. The guy can barely communicate, no use to no cunt. Unless Rangers fancy another Guff legend of course.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

So Newcastle Sunderland in the FA cup doesnt require VAR but Celtic versus Buckie does?

As Kevin Bridges would say - Do you want to run that past me again son.

[aberdeen1970]

Has Ally McCoist just been fitted for new teeth? 

 

[DD1903]

56 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

So Newcastle Sunderland in the FA cup doesnt require VAR but Celtic versus Buckie does?

As Kevin Bridges would say - Do you want to run that past me again son.

If it's not fitted at the ground, it's not needed. 

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

Proper derby and atmosphere this. Makes you wonder what the Glasgow derby would be like up here if they allowed a decent allocation of away fans and didn’t like 4-7 times a season. Same for Edinburgh one really. 
 

completely diluting the product up here 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

18 minutes ago, Byrne Baby Byrne said:

Proper derby and atmosphere this. Makes you wonder what the Glasgow derby would be like up here if they allowed a decent allocation of away fans and didn’t like 4-7 times a season. Same for Edinburgh one really. 
 

completely diluting the product up here 

I think the brown ales been spiked with colombian marching powder.  Some real mentalists at that second goal.

Only other thing is them playing red and white vertical stripes versus black and white.  Long time since I saw that in Scotland.

[sigh]

1 hour ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Has Ally McCoist just been fitted for new teeth? 

 

Either that or he’s half pished 

[maryhilldon]

5 hours ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Has Ally McCoist just been fitted for new teeth? 

 

I'll tell you what, it has to be said, he's a prick, he really is.