cow Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/sneak-peek-inside-scotland-s-first-cat-cafe-1-3663462 fucking stupid idea: hope it closes, she goes bankrupt and cant afford the vet bills for her rodents. Cow. Link to comment
The Oxford Don Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Would you have preferred 'Coffee With Your Cow'? 1 Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 i think cat cafés are great. there's a fair number of them in other cities there's even a sheep café in Korea http://foodiepink.com/2014/05/28/thanks-nature-cafe-sheep-cafe-hongdae-seoul/ i wish there were a dog café somewhere, where you could just play with puppies and hang out and pet dogs. it would make the decision about getting another dog or not a whole lot easier. 1 Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/sneak-peek-inside-scotland-s-first-cat-cafe-1-3663462 fucking stupid idea: hope it closes, she goes bankrupt and cant afford the vet bills for her rodents. Cow. why is it a "stupid idea"? that seems very judge-y of you, Cow. Link to comment
cow Posted January 16, 2015 Author Share Posted January 16, 2015 Would you have preferred 'Coffee With Your Cow'? Cows are obviously better animals, but your suggestion would be equally stupid. Animals and food don't mix. A coffee and a biscotti or a small handmade muffin will always be the correct answer. Cow. Link to comment
cow Posted January 16, 2015 Author Share Posted January 16, 2015 why is it a "stupid idea"? that seems very judge-y of you, Cow. Piss, Shit, Hair everywhere, smelling each others arseholes. Take yer pick. 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 i think cat cafés are great. there's a fair number of them in other cities there's even a sheep café in Korea http://foodiepink.com/2014/05/28/thanks-nature-cafe-sheep-cafe-hongdae-seoul/ i wish there were a dog café somewhere, where you could just play with puppies and hang out and pet dogs. it would make the decision about getting another dog or not a whole lot easier. A cafe where you could go and fondle puppies, I'm loving the sound of that. Don't get a dog, too much hard work and they need walking all the time, you'd be better off with a budgie or a goldfish. I'd give my dog away tomorrow if I kind find some sucker to take him off my hands, it would need to be a really good home if anyone is interested? PM me. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 A cafe where you could go and fondle puppies, I'm loving the sound of that. Don't get a dog, too much hard work and they need walking all the time, you'd be better off with a budgie or a goldfish. I'd give my dog away tomorrow if I kind find some sucker to take him off my hands, it would need to be a really good home if anyone is interested? PM me. right. but if you had a dog cafe, you could take him there. and other people would pet and play with him. and maybe take him for short walks. while you sat and had a beer and chatted with mates. Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Cats are pretty timid around strangers, in my experience anyway, not very fair on the cats having loads of people come in to stroke them, could freak them out. Would be better having a cow cafe. Link to comment
cow Posted January 16, 2015 Author Share Posted January 16, 2015 right. but if you had a dog cafe, you could take him there. and other people would pet and play with him. and maybe take him for short walks. while you sat and had a beer and chatted with mates. What you've described is a dog friendly pub. We already have 'em. Cow. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted January 16, 2015 Site Sponsor Share Posted January 16, 2015 Piss, Shit, Hair everywhere, smelling each others arseholes. Take yer pick. ....and what if the cats start doing all of this too 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 i think cat cafés are great. there's a fair number of them in other cities there's even a sheep café in Korea http://foodiepink.com/2014/05/28/thanks-nature-cafe-sheep-cafe-hongdae-seoul/ i wish there were a dog café somewhere, where you could just play with puppies and hang out and pet dogs. it would make the decision about getting another dog or not a whole lot easier. A brothel in other words. There are loads of them LGIR. Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 right. but if you had a dog cafe, you could take him there. and other people would pet and play with him. and maybe take him for short walks. while you sat and had a beer and chatted with mates. Yeah I like the sound of that, a dog cafe is a good idea, they love the attention. It's the keeping one full time that's the problem, they're a tie, I love my dog to bits and actually probably wouldn't get rid of him but would never have another. Link to comment
Pash Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Yeah I like the sound of that, a dog cafe is a good idea, they love the attention. It's the keeping one full time that's the problem, they're a tie, I love my dog to bits and actually probably wouldn't get rid of him but would never have another. I am with you on that Dayts! Life was easy without a dog and just two cats. The bird has wanted one forever and I finally caved and let her get one. Don't agree with the budgies bit earlier though, they just make a bloody racket and shit everywhere. Away to put two budgies on Gumtree as it happens, really quiet, toilet trained and well behaved if anyone is interested. Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Would you have preferred 'Coffee With Your Cow'? Clearly a Pharisäer (German alcoholic coffee) with some Pussy is the correct answer... 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Some good puns, author would fit in here Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 There's a type of coffee made with cat shit. Its meant to be really good. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 There's a type of coffee made with cat shit.Its meant to be really good.Aye. De Molen do a beer based on it called kopi loewak. Needless to say I have sourced it and put it through the rigerous bluto10 tests test challenge. Link to comment
rumpus Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Howdy Cowmeister, You should post more, always refreshing to see your musings. Been missing you of late, paas on my regards to your family and Deek. Link to comment
rumpus Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 I like cats. Up until 3 months ago I had 3 of three of them. One got run over, on disappeared of the face of the earth and now left with the stray which decided to stay. He has no incisers jeft so probably not long for this mortal coil. Gonna get a dog next, less problems. ASC kick to kill and kill for kicks. Link to comment
rumpus Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 In fact, only last week had to go to the new animal sanctuary place at Drumoak to se if anyone had handed in Wilson. No luck. Think I'll get my dog from there, nice people. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 I'm allergic to cats, so I go near one and my face inflates like a balloon and runny snot pour out of every orifice. Fortunately I fucking hate cats anyway, so there's no feeling like, "Aw, I can never have a cat." It's more like, "Thar's one more reason to hate cats." Dogs I can't fucking stand either. The only thing I hate more than dogs is people who try to pretend that Pit Bulls are no more dangerous than Yorkshire Terriers. Fuck off. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 I'm allergic to cats, so I go near one and my face inflates like a balloon and runny snot pour out of every orifice. Fortunately I fucking hate cats anyway, so there's no feeling like, "Aw, I can never have a cat." It's more like, "Thar's one more reason to hate cats." Dogs I can't fucking stand either. The only thing I hate more than dogs is people who try to pretend that Pit Bulls are no more dangerous than Yorkshire Terriers. Fuck off. To be fair, my birds brother has 3 pit bulls and when I first met him I fully expected to have my face teen aff by them. But no, straight in aboot for bosies and tummy rubs, safties. That's my only dealings with the breed. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 If there's a surefire way to ruin a nice cup of coffee, its to bring a bunch of mangy cats into the equation. Horrible animals, they treat their owners like shit. Link to comment
cow Posted January 18, 2015 Author Share Posted January 18, 2015 If there's a surefire way to ruin a nice cup of coffee, its to bring a bunch of mangy cats into the equation. Horrible animals, they treat their owners like shit. Your best post, a clear step up from your ibrox-laced unionist tosh! So, well done. Cow. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 You get Bengal Tigers that would behave like that. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Your best post, a clear step up from your ibrox-laced unionist tosh! So, well done. Cow. Thanks, I was inspired by your anti-cat derision in the original post. However, your flattery would have meant more if accompanied with an actual +1 1 Link to comment
ebbe Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Cats are the pet of choice for the contented gentleman.My dearly missed cat used to take me in birds which she would drop at my feet, the birds were fine and would buzz about the living room banging off the window shitting everywhere. Great times.Found her dead at the road out front frozen to the ground. Battled like fuck to dig a hole in the frozen earth. Finally managed but her tail was frozen straight and she wouldn't quite fit in. Let the kids say goodbye before I applied pressure to my frozen pal via my boot and her tail snapped nicely and she plopped into her icy tomb.RIP Pebbles.Ahahahaha. Brilliant. Link to comment
cow Posted January 18, 2015 Author Share Posted January 18, 2015 Thanks, I was inspired by your anti-cat derision in the original post. However, your flattery would have meant more if accompanied with an actual +1Consider it delivered. Cow. 1 Link to comment
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