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my favourite dinosaur is deinonychus - terrible claw - that was the velociraptor in Jurassic park. the v.raptor is only the size of a big chicken.

 

t-rex is cool. I think he was like a komodo dragon and bite his prey. the disease from his mouth will infect the wound and then he can feast on his living prey. no need for arms, hence the residual frontal arms.

 

giganotasaurus is another awesome predator.

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my favourite dinosaur is deinonychus - terrible claw - that was the velociraptor in Jurassic park. the v.raptor is only the size of a big chicken.

 

t-rex is cool. I think he was like a komodo dragon and bite his prey. the disease from his mouth will infect the wound and then he can feast on his living prey. no need for arms, hence the residual frontal arms.

 

giganotasaurus is another awesome predator.

 

Spielberg deliberately changed the name of Deinonychus to Velociraptor as he felt Raptor was a more 'cooler' name.

 

I liked Quetzalcoatlus. The largest winged creature that's ever lived on Earth

 

Large enough, when standing on the ground, to look into the eyes of a Giraffe.

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Spielberg deliberately changed the name of Deinonychus to Velociraptor as he felt Raptor was a more 'cooler' name.

 

I liked Quetzalcoatlus. The largest winged creature that's ever lived on Earth

 

Large enough, when standing on the ground, to look into the eyes of a Giraffe.

No it didn't. Giraffes weren't on the go then pal.

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Seen this gem found on usvsth3m about Christians Against Dinosaurs:

 

An extremely angry poster has taken to internet parenting forum Mumsnet to proclaim that DINOSAURS ARE A LIE

 

In a post titled Im getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children, CADministry argues that dinosaurs never existed and that teaching children about them is dangerous.

 

Im really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?

 

Charles Darwins later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed.

 

Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my childrens school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatised by this horrible display.

 

Nothing about dinosaurs is suitable for children, from their total lack of family values through to their non-existence from any serious scientific point of view.

 

CADministry continues:

 

Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my childrens former aunt.

 

Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum. Our school has been recently presented with a 214-signature petition, and following that and our recent protest the headmaster has said that he will take it the governors. We are lucky that he is so sympathetic to our cause, but I fear that others may not be.

 

If you would like to lend your support to our campaign, we have a Facebook group where we spread facts and research about the dinosaur myth. Hope to see you there!

Source: http://usvsth3m.com/post/this-mumsnet-poster-is-absolutely-furious-about-dinosaurs

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I agree totally, we have no proof dinosaurs ever existed on this planet in the living form, all those bones they've found could mean Earth was used as a pet burial ground for huge aliens years ago, their pet dino dies they come here to bury them.

 

Imagine if that race invaded Earth, we'd be fucked....Tom Cruise would have to be on his A game.

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When you see archaeologists geologists (thanks Bluto) digging for dinosaurs on the Discovery channel they always have little trowels and brushes, I just wouldn't have the patience for that, JCB clean in, no fucking about. Would be done in hours.

 

Strangely they all have wiry beards and round glasses, I've never understood that.

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Damn straight blood.

 

A fat bloke in the pub once told me if you run at a police dog instead of running away it turns into a quivering wreck, goes against their training, same principle.

Like standing up to a bully min.

 

No winners in any fight.

 

But stand up for yourself thats all you need to do.

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I'm a ripple of muscle min. :)

The bloke in the pub was the fatty.

Speaking of big felllas I saw a huge guy on a big motorbike tonight, passed me dyce drive, he had a pudding bowl helmet and a Harley type bike, might first thought was cheeser.

That's what I thought bro.

 

Want to batter the cunt for you?

Has well out of order calling you overweight

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