granite sheep Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 If I ever bump into a dino I'd bring my best steely glare to the table, show any fear and they'd be on you like a rash.A big fucking gun would also help. Link to comment
daytripping Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Crocodile dundee taught you how to tame any animal, it does work, I was bosying a stray cat in the house last night, my daughter thinks I'm mad....true story. I went for a smoke and just met it. This is the technique, it isn't me btw. Link to comment
daytripping Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 A big fucking gun would also help. Never hurt a living creature, love overcomes. Link to comment
rumpus Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I 'adopted' a stray cat, it just turned up and wouldn't leave. That was 8 years ago, part of the fixtures and fittings now. Link to comment
daytripping Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I think this is a stray, not sure, no collar, so friendly, if it wasn't for my cat hissing and the dog going mental it was staying, hope it turns up tonight. Really black with shiny eyes, lovely thing. Link to comment
daytripping Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 My own cat was £350 8 years ago, little fucker shits in the bath, bet the black cat wouldn't, I'm weighing my options. 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 This was a geezer cheese min, you could tell this biker took no shit, I felt weak sitting in my focus as his throbbing machine passed, he knew he looked the dogs. My first thought was...there goes a man of power who knows where life is taking him, a guy who takes no shit....it must be Cheesepipes. Then I thought Bluto was maybe over visiting. 2 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 I agree totall]we have no proof dinosaurs ever existed on this planet in the living form, all those bones they've found could mean Earth was used as a pet burial ground for huge aliens years ago, their pet dino dies they come here to bury them. Imagine if that race invaded Earth, we'd be fucked....Tom Cruise would have to be on his A game. Tom Cruise is always on his A Game. 2 Link to comment
daytripping Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 We need Tom on the scooter hire stand, I don't think that's in question, he's a helluva guy, I'd marry him if it wasn't for that Scientologist nonsense, he's a keeper. Link to comment
daytripping Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 I do imagine he'd look at my nicotine stained teeth in disgust but I'm a good conversationalist if he could see beyond that. I'd maybe even clean the focus if I picked him up from the airport....would be at the garage, fuck paying a quid to pick someone up, walk min. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 They're geologists really.Quite possibly the worst dressed people in the world after Burberry fanatics Steady on fatso. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 valley of gwanji v land of the lost? Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 I think the heihohyppus in gwanji/gwangi? wins it for me. it's a fun word to say as well. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Tom Cruise is always on his A Game. Top Gun was on the other night. What a film. What a soundtrack. 10/10 still superb. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Top Gun is such a gay film. I still watch it and like it however. Gay as fuck.It's completely not gay. I wore out the tape of the soundtrack as a young boy racer (mk3 Escort 1.3L 3 door red) Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 My own cat was £350 8 years ago, little fucker shits in the bath, bet the black cat wouldn't, I'm weighing my options.My cat pisses in the bath if it's a bit windy or wet outside, lazy cow. On the plus side, if I had to choose one place for a cat to piss or shit, the bath would be right up there. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 You'd ken all about running. Tell us the story again @@tommo1903 Dayts ran, basically. My uncle would have no reason to lie to me. I refuse to be trolled, dayts does not run, fact. Thommo should stick to baking or whatever he does at that supermarket, my Walllace type reputation will not be blackened. You'd be shit in a bakery. Any time you seen a baguette you'd start talking about France 98. Link to comment
fatjim Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 I agree totally, we have no proof dinosaurs ever existed on this planet in the living form, all those bones they've found could mean Earth was used as a pet burial ground for huge aliens years ago, their pet dino dies they come here to bury them. What about copralites? Dead dinoasaurs aren't going to leave them.What left them? Link to comment
daytripping Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 What about copralites? Dead dinoasaurs aren't going to leave them.What left them? It's possible the litter trays were emptied here when the bodies were dropped off. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 It is very fucking gay.Nothing gay about watching 4 Men Taps aff playing volleyball in slow motion........... Link to comment
Ke1t Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Nothing gay about watching 4 Men Taps aff playing volleyball in slow motion........... Link to comment
a don in oz Posted February 21, 2015 Author Share Posted February 21, 2015 Those from your 'private' collection Kelt? Link to comment
tup Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 I've probably never mentioned it on here but yeah I've been to France, the people there loved me.Je suis daytripping. Link to comment
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