Work Laptop Help

[BWG]

How can I get rid of the Company log in on my work laptop so I can sell it on eBay?

 

Find a disgruntled desktop support guy and pay him 30 quid.

[spamspamspam]

How can I get rid of the Company log in on my work laptop so I can sell it on eBay?

 

I had to remove the IOS recovery chip and replace it.

[caledonia]

How can I get rid of the Company log in on my work laptop so I can sell it on eBay?

format or better still sell it without the hard drive as info can still be extracted from a formatted laptop

[Ke1t]

 

Back when I used to do desktop support and someone tried that bullshit we would go out of our way to find something incriminating on the laptop and report the cunt. One guy offshore had quite the collection of Muslim execution videos on his machine. He's not offshore with that company anymore.

 

One guy who took his laptop to me for repair... fuck, I think he'd just snapped off the CD tray in a fit of ragewanking... had all his porn beautifually indexed, even to the extent he had subcategories inside his categories. I've never seen anything like it. My own porn used to be spread out over multiple drives and media formats, in amongst wedding pictures and holiday photaes, just waiting to be discovered, but this guy had an almost pathologically neat and well ordered porn collection. And keep in mind this is his work laptop, not his own.

 

There's always some porn, I don't care if it's your great grunny's PC or phone, there's a sexy young Ukranian lassie with her snatch covered in shaving foam somewhere on the device.

 

And I will find it.

 

One lad, Jewish he was, used to surf some fairly illicit sites on the work computer after most folks had gone home. He was quite keen on the kiddie porn as it transpired.

 

Mr Indexed Porn didn't get turned in, because I didn't give a fuck to be honest. I'd be more concerned if I found a computer with no porn on it.

 

Cap'n Kiddie Fiddler wasn't so lucky.

[dervish]

Anti-seamite.

[BWG]

 

One guy who took his laptop to me for repair... fuck, I think he'd just snapped off the CD tray in a fit of ragewanking... had all his porn beautifually indexed, even to the extent he had subcategories inside his categories. I've never seen anything like it. My own porn used to be spread out over multiple drives and media formats, in amongst wedding pictures and holiday photaes, just waiting to be discovered, but this guy had an almost pathologically neat and well ordered porn collection. And keep in mind this is his work laptop, not his own.

 

There's always some porn, I don't care if it's your great grunny's PC or phone, there's a sexy young Ukranian lassie with her snatch covered in shaving foam somewhere on the device.

 

And I will find it.

 

One lad, Jewish he was, used to surf some fairly illicit sites on the work computer after most folks had gone home. He was quite keen on the kiddie porn as it transpired.

 

Mr Indexed Porn didn't get turned in, because I didn't give a fuck to be honest. I'd be more concerned if I found a computer with no porn on it.

 

Cap'n Kiddie Fiddler wasn't so lucky.

 

Yeah it was only if the person was a cunt that I'd ever grass them up. Generally I didn't care if they had porn on their machine.. especially if you're offshore because fit else are you going to do? I had an Indian chap call me incompetent because I "didn't remove the virus" from his laptop the day before, even though I'd re-imaged the fucking thing. Decided to manually remove the second virus he'd managed to infect it with and reset his password in AD so I could log in as him. Low and behold IE springs to life and restores the last session... about 38 tabs of filth open up on my two monitors. His account was disabled some weeks later.

 

You'd think folk would learn that the three departments you just don't piss off are Payroll, IT and Facilities.

[lukas989]

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