Ten Pinters

[ChutneyLove]

Lassies that it would take at least ten pints for you to want to shag.

 

I'll start with that "comedian" Geordie thing.

 

 

 

[CrazyBullSheep]

Lassies that it would take at least ten pints for you to want to shag.

 

I'll start with that "comedian" Geordie thing.

 

 

 

 

Oh Come on she is a 4-5 any day

 

Bet her bush is as thick as an Ewok's armpit. Big old greasy labias flapping around and a bumhole that screams promise.

 

Yes sir, I'm in.

[ChutneyLove]

 

Oh Come on she is a 4-5 any day

 

Bet her bush is as thick as an Ewok's armpit. Big old greasy labias flapping around and a bumhole that screams promise.

 

Yes sir, I'm in.

 

Ok, let's see your ten pinter then. If that ugly fuck is a 4-5, I shudder to think where we're going with this.

[CrazyBullSheep]

Looking at that pic she's probably nae one either, I'm nae fussy min

 

Found one 100%

[ChutneyLove]

The first one is nae that bad, I'd go that if in a drought. The second one - hmmph - if I drank enough to ride that, then I wouldn't be capable of riding.

[ChutneyLove]

Good lord those hard wrinkly ape hands round your cock would soon sober you up. Be like wanking yourself off with an angle grinder.

 

I take it that's Floella Benjamin nowadays is it??

 

10 pints down the hatch and Flo cruises into the pub.......I'm not sure maybe strong Belgian beer and I'd stumble over and attempt a courtship ritual.

 

I just know that in general the black lady smells of BO and has hairy legs. That's not even a racist remark it's a fact. Coupled with most of them have shaved heads and wear wigs they are my least favourite type of lady in the world.

 

I witnessed a hilarious conversation in West Africa one time when a rude yank was explaining to a local woman that she and all her family / friends smelled bad. He was telling her in a way that it seemed he thought he could change a whole continent's washing rituals.

[RAZOR]

7 pints and I'd fuck pretty much anything.

 

Fact.

[chief_wiggum]

I'm a bit of a lightweight when it comes to beer, If I had 10 pints i'd be in a coma. Now after about 3 or 4 I would be tempted too bounce up and down on Michelle Mcmanus as she lay there like a beached whale.

 

[elephantstone78]

Good lord those hard wrinkly ape hands round your cock would soon sober you up. Be like wanking yourself off with an angle grinder.

I take it that's Floella Benjamin nowadays is it??

10 pints down the hatch and Flo cruises into the pub.......I'm not sure maybe strong Belgian beer and I'd stumble over and attempt a courtship ritual.

I just know that in general the black lady smells of BO and has hairy legs. That's not even a racist remark it's a fact. Coupled with most of them have shaved heads and wear wigs they are my least favourite type of lady in the world.

Just out walking the dog and let out a splutter reading this. Add it to your canon of classics my good man

[The Cockney Don]

Good old Rusty, would no doubt have good tossing skills.

[Robbie Winters]

I was about 2 nips away from pouncing on Judy Murray on Friday, lovely woman

[Redforever86]

I was about 2 nips away from pouncing on Judy Murray on Friday, lovely woman

She's the only one in this thread I would, and I'd do it sober.

 

Bet she would give a tantalisingly brutal PBW.

[BrianFaePerth]

Good old Rusty, would no doubt have good tossing skills.

Isn't that Diane Abbott?

[elephantstone78]

Lassies that it would take at least ten pints for you to want to shag.

 

I'll start with that "comedian" Geordie thing.

 

 

Kellie Maloney

[ericblack4boss]

Isn't that Diane Abbott?

Rusty Lee

[Scrumpy]

Now then, I never look at the mantlepiece when I'm poking the fire, so I reckon I'd do both of these after a packet of wine gums. But I'll bet there fannies are like bench vices....

 

[Redforever86]

Now then, I never look at the mantlepiece when I'm poking the fire, so I reckon I'd do both of these after a packet of wine gums. But I'll bet there fannies are like bench vices....

 

Do I know you?

[Scrumpy]

Me? I doubt it.

[Ke1t]

Rachel Dratch

 

[The Cockney Don]

Now then, I never look at the mantlepiece when I'm poking the fire, so I reckon I'd do both of these after a packet of wine gums. But I'll bet there fannies are like bench vices....

 

Disgusting, gimme Rusty and even Diane Abbott any day of the week.

[StandFree1982]

Mary Berry - 10 pints and several nips

[RAZOR]

Mary Berry - 10 pints and several nips

 

@@Pudgie already has.

[The Cockney Don]

Rachel Dratch

 

Whoever she is, would sober.

[ebbe]

@@Pudgie already has.

Well played.

[360]

Maggie Thatcher.

[elephantstone78]

Maggie Thatcher.

Now or then?

[Bluto10]

Maggie Thatcher.

Careful. You'll have 3/4s of the dons' message boards in uproar min.

[Poodler]

Bloots min, ten pints is breakfast to you isn't it? How much do you need before you get into a horror?

[Bluto10]

Poodley min, like Bufford Tannen, I do my drinking before breakfast.

[cruzcampo3]

Susan Kennedy