Yorston Vasey Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Haha I like you the now though, if that's any consolation?Haha! Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 MT you are far too old for Dad. Maybe try walking past him with a paper bagOver his face? Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Called this one a couple years back... how the fuck he held on for two years in his state is beyond my ken. Absolute legend of a man, though. Will be watching Deliverence this weekend in his honour, and that one with Dom Deluise and the cars and that. Total baller in his prime, was Burt. Inside more veejay than a retired gynecologist. your prediction that a man in his 80s would die at some point is positively frighteningly nostradamus-esque 4 Link to comment
SheepieBaaBaa Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Watched "Hooper" today and of course Stringfellow Hawke himself, Jan Michael Vincent was in that with Reynolds. He can't be far from death judging by the state he's in these days. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Careful...Steady... Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Bi-polar. On the spectrum, confirmed.I doubt very much a man of MTs stature would use a computer that old..........idiot Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Some white rapper OD'd. Thick cunt changed his name from a bland white persons name to an even more bland white persons name.He did nail the bird who's concert got blown up tho. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Some white rapper OD'd. Thick cunt changed his name from a bland white persons name to an even more bland white persons name.He did nail the bird who's concert got blown up tho. Quite a few got nailed at that concert. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Some white rapper OD'd. Thick cunt changed his name from a bland white persons name to an even more bland white persons name.He did nail the bird who's concert got blown up tho.His daddy was responsible for making you jump jump Link to comment
DD1903 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Van Halen?Talk like that will make me (kriss) kross, dad Link to comment
DD1903 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Kiss?Never on the first date Link to comment
DD1903 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Come on son - really?Gotta keep them on their toes Link to comment
DD1903 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Lets say a really attractive lassie makes a move for a wee smooch during or at the end of a date, you're telling me you'd back away saying pish like, 'No - its too quick'? Bollocks you would son haha wee prick Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Fenella Fielding, who you'll remember from Carry on Screaming. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted September 11, 2018 Site Sponsor Share Posted September 11, 2018 Fenella Fielding, who you'll remember from Carry on Screaming. Never heard of her (but would have shagged her)Fenella was lovely in her day. Sultry vixen if ever there was one. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 dudley sutton, actor https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/sep/15/actor-dudley-sutton-dies-aged-85 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 dudley sutton, actor https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/sep/15/actor-dudley-sutton-dies-aged-85Scared Jamie Langfield easily too Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Enzo Calzaghe has bought it, aged just 69 which is pretty young! RIP Enzo. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-6176695/Enzo-Calzaghe-father-trainer-Joe-Calzaghe-dies-age-69.html Link to comment
Mr blackie Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Was good to have around the placeEspecially his crazy horse days Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 aye, 69 is really young. Well, you know Noah was like 500 or 600 years old... so 69 is pretty young by comparison. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Well, you know Noah was like 500 or 600 years old... so 69 is pretty young by comparison.That's in the first chapter. I tried to read the bible once. First chapter and it was chucking in sentences like 'and Noah lived to be 873 and his son lived to 683' etc, I gave up pretty quickly Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 aye, 69 is really young. The average life expectancy is only 54 in Glasgow and Idlib. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 aye, 69 is really young. Its young to die by today's standards. I will be disappointed if I don't have 90 on the horizon (at least) by the time I cop it! Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 The average life expectancy is only 54 in Glasgow and Idlib. Is it hell, its about 71 for men and 78 for women (still poor) but you make a good point in that poor Enzo didnt even make the average for weegies. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Well, you know Noah was like 500 or 600 years old... so 69 is pretty young by comparison. I thought it was 950? While the diminished life expectancy between antediluvians like Noah and us today is actually in perfect harmony with christian / jewish understanding of the fall of man, I would expect such apparently long lives also owe something to different understanding of how long a year is, not to mention the various different systems of calendar humanity has gone through since then. The ancient greeks lived by multiple calendars of different length simultaneously, for various purposes. Traditionally, cultures had a great respect for elders, and so these large ages could also be a ways of the jews 'ranking' their historical figures in terms of righteousness / standing. In any case, the age of these people - whatever is was - is hardly the central point of the stories of their lives. The mind of the atheist is a curious thing. You will swallow e.g. evolution whole, despite the manifold problems with that ideology, yet strain over the accuracy of the age of a man who lived milleniums ago Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 I’ll be happy if I make 873, like Noah Good luck, I will set my sights a bit lower (I am a weegie you know). Link to comment
Henry Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Its young to die by today's standards. I will be disappointed if I don't have 90 on the horizon (at least) by the time I cop it! AFChat less so. 1 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Enzo Calzaghe has bought it, aged just 69 which is pretty young! RIP Enzo. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-6176695/Enzo-Calzaghe-father-trainer-Joe-Calzaghe-dies-age-69.html Preferred Lamborghini. (Lovely wine that) @@Sooper-hanz a double. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Too much Morelos kebabs Its just not possible to have too many Morellos! I cheated on them recently though - I had a BBQ Kings instead - I came out of Coopers and couldnt last the walk to Morellos, so BBQ Kings it was. I tried a Chicken Shawarma Kebab - absolutely fantastic (I should add I had probably something like 8+ pints by this stage). Link to comment
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