Clydeside_Sheep Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 AFChat less so. That's mean Harcus. You are a terrible advert for that remote island you live on. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Preferred Lamborghini. (Lovely wine that) @@Sooper-hanz a double. The wine is a perry. So it's either 1 or a hat trick... Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Albert Dryden, ZZ Top looking motherfucker who murdered some jobsworth live on telly for your entertainment. Deid at 77. Seems he'd stuck a building up on his own property, not bothering anyone... but the cooncil had got wind of his erection it being on Greenbelt land, and without planning permission . Being the diligent jobsworths that all low level government officials are they'd decided to spend taxpayers money bulldozing the structure, and they'd all turned up for the demolition because they presumably wanted wanking material for later. Unfortunately for them they were dealing with a sub-intelligent yokel who'd come into possession of a firearm. As the jobsworths stood demanding he let them smash his shit to bits for wanking purposes, Farmer Dryden's slow-moving country brain came to the conclusion that, "If I kill one of them then maybe the rest of them will leave me alone and I can get back to fucking farm animals." And that's exactly what the ZZ Top looking bumpkin did. Excited by the murder, Dryden continued to fire shots, wounding a reporter and a copper with his home made bullets from his antique gun. What a laddie. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 I basically just watched Cheesepipes blasting BrianfaePerthWhile touching yourself no doubt Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 That's in the first chapter. I tried to read the bible once. First chapter and it was chucking in sentences like 'and Noah lived to be 873 and his son lived to 683' etc, I gave up pretty quicklyFuck knows why this just came back into my mind but how did the iron burn heal @@Poodler? Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Fuck knows why this just came back into my mind but how did the iron burn heal @@Poodler?Regular moisturising and it's healed a treat. Very lucky. Well remembered Buzz Incidentally there's a buzzard terrorising crows on the dyce/ newmachar railway line just now. Seen it twice in the last week Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Albert Dryden, ZZ Top looking motherfucker who murdered some jobsworth live on telly for your entertainment. Deid at 77. Seems he'd stuck a building up on his own property, not bothering anyone... but the cooncil had got wind of his erection it being on Greenbelt land, and without planning permission . Being the diligent jobsworths that all low level government officials are they'd decided to spend taxpayers money bulldozing the structure, and they'd all turned up for the demolition because they presumably wanted wanking material for later. Unfortunately for them they were dealing with a sub-intelligent yokel who'd come into possession of a firearm. As the jobsworths stood demanding he let them smash his shit to bits for wanking purposes, Farmer Dryden's slow-moving country brain came to the conclusion that, "If I kill one of them then maybe the rest of them will leave me alone and I can get back to fucking farm animals." And that's exactly what the ZZ Top looking bumpkin did. Excited by the murder, Dryden continued to fire shots, wounding a reporter and a copper with his home made bullets from his antique gun. What a laddie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VwlSihAMKsFantastic. That copper was 22? Looks ancient! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Regular moisturising and it's healed a treat. Very lucky. Well remembered Buzz"Iron burn" LOL Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Dennis Norden. Eh will file that one under "thought he died years ago" Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Regular moisturising and it's healed a treat. Very lucky. Well remembered Buzz Incidentally there's a buzzard terrorising crows on the dyce/ newmachar railway line just now. Seen it twice in the last week The bird equivalent of a Proper Gent. What's it doing to terrorise them? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 He was good in that Father Ted episode Irish prick RIP That's 2nd best episode after the racist one IMO. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 That's 2nd best episode after the racist one IMO."NOT A RACIST" Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Drove a van into them.At least the buzzard didn't post on here talking about it. Link to comment
Zeus Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Dennis norden dead - another cock up for th... OhGreat player for the Chicago Bulls in the 90s. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Drove a van into them. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Albert Dryden, ZZ Top looking motherfucker who murdered some jobsworth live on telly for your entertainment. Deid at 77. Seems he'd stuck a building up on his own property, not bothering anyone... but the cooncil had got wind of his erection it being on Greenbelt land, and without planning permission . Being the diligent jobsworths that all low level government officials are they'd decided to spend taxpayers money bulldozing the structure, and they'd all turned up for the demolition because they presumably wanted wanking material for later. Unfortunately for them they were dealing with a sub-intelligent yokel who'd come into possession of a firearm. As the jobsworths stood demanding he let them smash his shit to bits for wanking purposes, Farmer Dryden's slow-moving country brain came to the conclusion that, "If I kill one of them then maybe the rest of them will leave me alone and I can get back to fucking farm animals." And that's exactly what the ZZ Top looking bumpkin did. Excited by the murder, Dryden continued to fire shots, wounding a reporter and a copper with his home made bullets from his antique gun. What a laddie. County bumpkin tries to build monstrosity on greenbelt, gets found out, has a meltdown and shoots folk.... go yersel Stewart T. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Mental that that happened here. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Mental that that happened here. If you mean the UK there have been several similar incidents involving mental folk shooting innocent folk since that one. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 It's the sort of shit that happens in America though innit Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Early start on the brandy Pipes? Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Gin Did ZZ Top, real men with real beards and the hard no poofter rockers of 72 drink gin? You fucking fraud! Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Yes they fucking did. Convince yourself Blossom. You ARE like them.Believe! Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 More Billy Gibbons and less arsehole gaping joyboys and the world may continue at an acceptable pace. Look at 1972 for example. Poofters underground, great music, no monkey Aids. Yet the fucking faggots of today want us to move with the times. Without doubt....... FUCK YOU. Lots of rock bands of the 70s included members who enjoyed each others members...or do they not count in your narrow bigoted world. 2 3 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 More Billy Gibbons and less arsehole gaping joyboys and the world may continue at an acceptable pace. Look at 1972 for example. Poofters underground, great music, no monkey Aids. Yet the fucking faggots of today want us to move with the times. Without doubt....... FUCK YOU.Music was a bit shit, but otherwise agree Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 In shit poofy bands maybe. the stones? Link to comment
craegDAMH Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 The mind of the atheist is a curious thing. You will swallow e.g. evolution whole, despite the manifold problems with that ideology, yet strain over the accuracy of the age of a man who lived milleniums ago What a gem... Believing 150+ years of scientific study and evidence: curious Believing a 900 year old bloke built a boat within walking distance of every type of animal and insect in the world: totally sensible 1 1 Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 I'm all for sensible debate. Tell me how all the queer hawks of the last 40 years has made the world a better place. Gents fisting themselves in public, sucking the the Jeremy of another man. The evolution of man was doing fine until the faggots got hold. 1. I doubt that very much 2. The Ancient Greeks and Romans pushed humanity, science, art, culture etc forward exponentially.Alan Turing, in the last century... If you are evolved man, we're all in trouble.Barely, actually a man I'd wager. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 I'd rather go to war with a 100 cheesepipes than a 100 McDougall's. Be the bentest force ever if you got your way I imagine 100 pipes would very easy to defeat, they'd lumber in straight lines, whilst the superior mind of the McDougall clan would box clever and barely break sweat in putting you to the sword...then hearing the lamentations of your/their women. 1 Link to comment
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