Redforever86 Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Ten Caat said: Once both your parents die, are you a bastard? If you killed them, then yes. Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Good question . I don’t think you can say “ I have a brother and three sisters “ if they are all dead . Of course you can. If your mum dies, it doesn't mean you don't have a mum. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Parklife said: Of course you can. If your mum dies, it doesn't mean you don't have a mum. It does. Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 7 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: It does. Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: It means you ‘had’ a mum or you have a mum and she’s dead . Yeah. So you have a mum. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, Parklife said: Yeah. So you have a mum. Be shit going to hers for tea though. 1 Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Brian Travers gone 62. Sax player, Songwriter,and founder member.UB40. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 11 minutes ago, Torry Tosser said: Brian Travers gone 62. Sax player UB40. Traversty. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 15 minutes ago, Torry Tosser said: Brian Travers gone 62. Sax player, Songwriter,and founder member.UB40. Too much red red wine. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 1 minute ago, dazzy_deff said: Mary from Gogglebox. A sad sad day. Ooh arrr. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 16 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: Mary from Gogglebox. Extending in the extreme the definition of a celebrity Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 8 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: Extending in the extreme the definition of a celebrity I'll take anybody if it means we stop discussing whether David Mitchell's wife is a comedian or not. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: I'll take anybody if it means we stop discussing whether David Mitchell's wife is a comedian or not. She's clearly not. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: She's clearly not. Certainly not a patch on Mary fae Gogglebox. Funny old wifie. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Marina would get it Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 38 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Marina would get it Not from you you disgusting piece of shit. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 7 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Not from you you disgusting piece of shit. What would smell more stale? Marinas fanny, or Brizo's oxters? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Does this mean I've got a gerbil? Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: True but in the real world you wouldn’t say ( for example ) “ My mum, despite being dead , is a really good cook”. You're right, you wouldn't say that because it's a fucking stupid thing to say. You always have a mum though, whether she's dead or not, everyone has a mum. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 4 hours ago, manboobs109 said: Be shit going to hers for tea though. Be like an average supper in Ethiopia Link to comment
Dons79 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 13 hours ago, Parklife said: You're right, you wouldn't say that because it's a fucking stupid thing to say. You always have a mum though, whether she's dead or not, everyone has a mum. Test tube baby? always thought that to be a stupid response, you will nearly always have someone that conceived you!, not everybody has a mother?. rose west daughter?,would she have shouted about having a mother before she ended up underneath her porch?.Na Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 41 minutes ago, Dons79 said: Test tube baby? always thought that to be a stupid response, you will nearly always have someone that conceived you!, not everybody has a mother?. rose west daughter?,would she have shouted about having a mother before she ended up underneath her porch?.Na Her mum being a horrible cunt doesn't mean she didn't have a mum. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 Surely it’s up to the individual to decide if they consider another person to be their mum. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 45 minutes ago, Dons79 said: Test tube baby? always thought that to be a stupid response, you will nearly always have someone that conceived you!, not everybody has a mother?. rose west daughter?,would she have shouted about having a mother before she ended up underneath her porch?.Na Guess the test tube is the mum then... Link to comment
Dons79 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, DD1903 said: Guess the test tube is the mum then... What the Petri dish, comforting Link to comment
Dons79 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 7 minutes ago, Parklife said: Her mum being a horrible cunt doesn't mean she didn't have a mum. You can’t call every woman that has conceived a mum, mum shortened for mothering, was for example rose west a mothering type of woman,goes against the grain to kill your own offspring and therefore doesn’t deserve the moniker mum or mother. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 8 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Surely it’s up to the individual to decide if they consider another person to be their mum. Completely agree Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 What if the mum identifies as a man? Link to comment
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