Which Celebrity Will Die Next ?

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Ten Caat said:

 

Once both your parents die, are you a bastard?

If you killed them, then yes. 

[Parklife]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Good question . I don’t think you can say “ I have a brother and three sisters “ if they are all dead . 

Of course you can. If your mum dies, it doesn't mean you don't have a mum. 

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Of course you can. If your mum dies, it doesn't mean you don't have a mum. 

It does.

[Parklife]

7 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

It does.

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It means you ‘had’ a mum or you have a mum and she’s dead . 

Yeah. So you have a mum. 

[manboobs109]

5 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Yeah. So you have a mum. 

Be shit going to hers for tea though.

[Torry Tosser]

Brian Travers gone 62.

Sax player, Songwriter,and founder member.UB40.

[BrianFaePerth]

HEB62

[Redforever86]

11 minutes ago, Torry Tosser said:

Brian Travers gone 62.

Sax player UB40.

Traversty.

[dazzy_deff]

15 minutes ago, Torry Tosser said:

Brian Travers gone 62.

Sax player, Songwriter,and founder member.UB40.

Too much red red wine.

[dazzy_deff]

Mary from Gogglebox.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, dazzy_deff said:

Mary from Gogglebox.

A sad sad day. Ooh arrr.

[Studebaker-90]

16 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Mary from Gogglebox.

Extending in the extreme the definition of a celebrity 

[dazzy_deff]

8 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Extending in the extreme the definition of a celebrity 

I'll take anybody if it means we stop discussing whether David Mitchell's wife is a comedian or not.

[manboobs109]

4 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

I'll take anybody if it means we stop discussing whether David Mitchell's wife is a comedian or not.

She's clearly not.

[dazzy_deff]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

She's clearly not.

Certainly not a patch on Mary fae Gogglebox. Funny old wifie. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Marina would get it

[The Boofon]

38 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Marina would get it

Not from you you disgusting piece of shit. 

[dazzy_deff]

7 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Not from you you disgusting piece of shit. 

What would smell more stale? Marinas fanny, or Brizo's oxters?

[manboobs109]

Does this mean I've got a gerbil?

[Parklife]

26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

True but in the real world you wouldn’t say ( for example ) “ My mum, despite being dead , is a really good cook”. 

You're right, you wouldn't say that because it's a fucking stupid thing to say. You always have a mum though, whether she's dead or not, everyone has a mum. 

[Poodler]

4 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Be shit going to hers for tea though.

Be like an average supper in Ethiopia 

[Dons79]

13 hours ago, Parklife said:

You're right, you wouldn't say that because it's a fucking stupid thing to say. You always have a mum though, whether she's dead or not, everyone has a mum. 

Test tube baby?

always thought that to be a stupid response, you will nearly always have someone that conceived you!, not everybody has a mother?.

rose west daughter?,would she have shouted about having a mother before she ended up underneath her porch?.Na

[Parklife]

41 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Test tube baby?

always thought that to be a stupid response, you will nearly always have someone that conceived you!, not everybody has a mother?.

rose west daughter?,would she have shouted about having a mother before she ended up underneath her porch?.Na

Her mum being a horrible cunt doesn't mean she didn't have a mum. 

[Guest milne_afc]

Surely it’s up to the individual to decide if they consider another person to be their mum.

[DD1903]

45 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Test tube baby?

always thought that to be a stupid response, you will nearly always have someone that conceived you!, not everybody has a mother?.

rose west daughter?,would she have shouted about having a mother before she ended up underneath her porch?.Na

Guess the test tube is the mum then...

[Dons79]

2 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

Guess the test tube is the mum then...

What the Petri dish, comforting 

[Dons79]

7 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Her mum being a horrible cunt doesn't mean she didn't have a mum. 

You can’t call every woman that has conceived a mum, mum shortened for mothering, was for example rose west a mothering type of woman,goes against the grain to kill your own offspring and therefore doesn’t deserve the moniker mum or mother.

[Dons79]

8 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Surely it’s up to the individual to decide if they consider another person to be their mum.

Completely agree

[BrianFaePerth]

What if the mum identifies as a man?