Which Celebrity Will Die Next ?

[BrianFaePerth]

28 minutes ago, shut up meg said:

68 goals in 62 games.

He'd be in triple figures in the modern era, he'd be battering in hattricks every game against San Marion, Andorra, Scotland etc.

Fixed it for you 

[BrianFaePerth]

Fuckin hell.

Still at least he didn’t die of the covids

[manboobs109]

That's a shame that I liked Sean Lock.

[Foster14]

Definitely high on the list of comedians I had hoped to see live.  Very funny guy.

[Andy_123]

Sad news.

He was actually very funny unlike half the ‘comedians’ that you see doing the rounds these days. 

[For Fecks Sake]

Always enjoyed watching the show's he was in. Cancer at 58 ?

[Redforever86]

A good cunt. RIP. 

[StandFree1982]

Genuinely saddened by Sean Locks passing. He was one of those comedians who was hilarious without the need for scripted jokes. 

[YorkDon]

Genuinely funny bloke, unlike the Russell Howard’s etc that count as “comedians” these days…

[Studebaker-90]

A real shame. Always found him to be funny. Classy that he kept it private as well away from the prying eyes of the media, a mark of the man. 

[jamiesd]

Really really gutted.  Such a funny guy.  RIP

[OddJob]

Totally agree very gutted at the sad news about Sean Lock. Brilliant comedian. RIP

[BrianFaePerth]

8 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

How do you stop a dog humping your leg? 
 

Pick it up and suck it’s cock 

 

Brilliant 

Unfortunately AK took that literally

[manboobs109]

I use a Sean Lock line if someone asks me what I wanted to be when I was younger. A fanny magnet.

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, YorkDon said:

Genuinely funny bloke, unlike the Russell Howard’s etc that count as “comedians” these days…

Russell Howard is annoying as fuck isn't he?  His 'comedy' only consists of doing silly voices and pulling faces,  he doesn't bother with the  'say something funny' bit. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, manboobs109 said:

Nish Kumar is the worst. Not even close to being funny. Just political posturing to get applause, not laughter.

Racist

[manboobs109]

Nish Kumar is the worst. Not even close to being funny. Just political posturing to get applause, not laughter.

[maryhilldon]

Every comedian on telly is a lefty virtue signaller,  spoke about nothing but Trump and brexit for 5 years  zzzzz

[Simply Red]

Russell Howard is atrocious 

[Redforever86]

21 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Nish Kumar is the worst. Not even close to being funny. Just political posturing to get applause, not laughter.

I like Kumar, but you are right he isn't a comedian. 

[JumboJET]

Sean Lock?

More like, Sean Lock(lock locking on heaven's door).

[Torry Tosser]

Sad loss.... Funny Funny guy he was.

[YorkDon]

2 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Russell Howard is annoying as fuck isn't he?  His 'comedy' only consists of doing silly voices and pulling faces,  he doesn't bother with the  'say something funny' bit. 

Yea I just don’t get the blokes popularity at all.

Each to their own, and comedy, like art, wine, movies, music etc is subjective.

[Dons79]

Fucking hate McIntyre, squeaky baw faced high pitched wee rat. RIP Sean lock, was genuinely funny

[don corleone]

McIntyre is fucking atrocious. Howard not much better. Sean Lock was a genuinely funny man. 

[Ten Caat]

I'd quite enjoy Nish Kumar being transported to Kabul and told to give a stand up routine there.

Let's see the smug cunt pull his woke shite off there.

Would they go straight for a beheading or would he just lose his nutts?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

21 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Russell Howard is atrocious 

I would put David Mitchell and David Walliams in the same category Simply min.

They truly are abhorrent.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

34 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

I'd quite enjoy Nish Kumar being transported to Kabul and told to give a stand up routine there.

Let's see the smug cunt pull his woke shite off there.

Would they go straight for a beheading or would he just lose his nutts?

The Taliban wouldn't waste manpower and resources on Nish Kumar.

I reckon they would gladly deport him to India in exchange for armoury and coin from the Indian government.

[The Boofon]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I really like David Mitchell . His wife  Victoria Coren(?) I cannot stand at all . 

Behave. She’s fabulous. Some set of milkers on her too. 

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Behave. She’s fabulous. Some set of milkers on her too. 

I'm in full agreement. Wonderful specimen.