Wimbledon Tennis

[standfree1978]

7 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Can't see Murray winning this match. Hope im wrong.

Bookies make Murray the slight favourite. I can see a 5 setter.

[Reed or deed]

8 hours ago, Parklife said:

I think he'll win. 

I absolutely loathe Tsitsipas too. An absolute prick of a laddie. 

Why is it that you think he’s so much of a prick?

Heard him being interviewed yesterday and he sounded like a decent cunt iyam.

[Reed or deed]

Cmon Andy you absolute legend of a man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Parklife]

17 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

Why is it that you think he’s so much of a prick?

Heard him being interviewed yesterday and he sounded like a decent cunt iyam.

Was such a big utiliser of gamesmanship in delaying opponents by going to the toilet/showering between sets to delay the match that the rules were changed. Also well known to have continually been coached during matches (illegally) throughout his career. 

He has many times spat the dummy during and after defeats (see after his defeat to Kyrgios at Wimbledon last year) because he can't take it. 

His family are fucking pricks during matches (his mum and dad were even at it arguing during his match last night). His dad wouldn't even stand and applaud Djokovic after the Oz open final this year. 

He swaggers about the court with an attitude and swagger that he's most definitely not earned. 

His post match interview last night was embarrassing too I thought. Yeah, you've got a bird now, well done. Gies peace about it and stop telling everyone she is your "soulmate". 

 

[Reed or deed]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Was such a big utiliser of gamesmanship in delaying opponents by going to the toilet/showering between sets to delay the match that the rules were changed. Also well known to have continually been coached during matches (illegally) throughout his career. 

He has many times spat the dummy during and after defeats (see after his defeat to Kyrgios at Wimbledon last year) because he can't take it. 

His family are fucking pricks during matches (his mum and dad were even at it arguing during his match last night). His dad wouldn't even stand and applaud Djokovic after the Oz open final this year. 

He swaggers about the court with an attitude and swagger that he's most definitely not earned. 

His post match interview last night was embarrassing too I thought. Yeah, you've got a bird now, well done. Gies peace about it and stop telling everyone she is your "soulmate". 

 

Ah ok, fair enough.

I wasn’t aware of the previous there and also with his family.

He can certainly play though.

[standfree1978]

3 hours ago, Reed or deed said:

Cmon Andy you absolute legend of a man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Need to get these wifies aff the court!

[Parklife]

What a total hero of a guy. 
 

Hopefully his groin/hip isn't giving him problems this morning 🤞

[dazzy_deff]

19 minutes ago, Parklife said:

What a total hero of a guy. 
 

Hopefully his groin/hip isn't giving him problems this morning 🤞

Sounded a painful een when it happened. Break perhaps came at the right time, let him rest it up overnight. He was an absolute warrior during that match last night to be fair to him. Hopefully can finish the job the day. 

[Parklife]

14 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Sounded a painful een when it happened. Break perhaps came at the right time, let him rest it up overnight. He was an absolute warrior during that match last night to be fair to him. Hopefully can finish the job the day. 

He seemed to want to play on so hopefully it's one of those ones where you yelp because you expect it to be sore but it's actually okay. 

[Reed or deed]

A good chew from kim would sort most things out i think

[Roberto]

I fucking love Andy Murray.

[Parklife]

Tsitsipas' wee bird beat today. So will he be. 

Prick 

[Howard Marks]

9 hours ago, Parklife said:

What a total hero of a guy. 
 

Hopefully his groin/hip isn't giving him problems this morning 🤞

My groin is giving me problems today.

Cos I'm a playa playa playa. 

[Roberto]

Fucking Greek cunt.

[Howard Marks]

Ah well.

What a stupid idiot.

[Howard Marks]

Class performance by the Greek guy.

[Reed or deed]

Pity like.

Boy played out of his skin, but Murray could have done a lot of things better.

His serving was shite in particular. Tsitsipas serve and ground strokes are major weapons.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Moanin' faced prick should have retired a while ago.  Fantastic in his day but done now.  Gettin' embarrassin'.

[Poodler]

12 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Moanin' faced prick should have retired a while ago.  Fantastic in his day but done now.  Gettin' embarrassin'.

Do you ever look lustfully at your grandkids? 

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Do you ever look lustfully at your grandkids? 

What do you see in the mirror?

[daytripping]

Katie Boulter is shite. Would still love to get my hands on her skants on a hot day after a long match, lovely.

[Roberto]

Terrible performance. 

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, daytripping said:

Katie Boulter is shite. Would still love to get my hands on her skants on a hot day after a long match, lovely.

Tidy though, legs up to her armpits.

[daytripping]

1 minute ago, maryhilldon said:

Tidy though, legs up to her armpits.

More to life than looks, it's her tennis skills we should look at. She'll be back.

To be honest I'm a bit offended at your sexist talk. @Bebo

[maryhilldon]

13 minutes ago, daytripping said:

 

To be honest I'm a bit offended at your sexist talk. @Bebo

😄 You just said you'd like to get your hands on her sweaty scants.

[Beachend Bootboy]

11 hours ago, daytripping said:

Katie Boulter is shite. Would still love to get my hands on her skants on a hot day after a long match, lovely.

I shagged a Boulter in Shetland in '83.

[Don Fonte]

3 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I shagged a Boulter in Shetland in '83.

What was his name?

[Beachend Bootboy]

28 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

What was his name?

George.

[donswin1983]

On 7/9/2023 at 9:21 AM, Beachend Bootboy said:

I shagged a Boulter in Shetland in '83.

I shagged a boulder in Shetland in 83. There was an entire wall of the hoors, all different sizes and colours. They were all gantin on it. 
those were the days…

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 hours ago, donswin1983 said:

I shagged a boulder in Shetland in 83. There was an entire wall of the hoors, all different sizes and colours. They were all gantin on it. 
those were the days…

You musta got a sair nob.