Rangers Throwing Seats

[StandFree1982]

£50 a seat... ...must have been padded f*ckers they were throwing

Pretty sure that total amount includes someone coming in to fix the seats, not just buying new seats.

 

We should just not replace the seats and pocket the cash, use it in the January transfer window.

[boboisared]

We should put stickers on the away fans seats that says" if you damage this seat you are gay ". That means if they do damage the seat they are gay. Ha ha. Got them

Let's hope we don't play Brighton again.

[Andy_123]

Is there not an agreement that the clubs don't bill each other for these types of incidents? Or is that just between Celtic and The Rangers?

 

If we do get the money, we could just keep it aside and use it to pay Ash Taylor for 3.5 days

[robbojunior]

We should put stickers on the away fans seats that says" if you damage this seat you are gay ". That means if they do damage the seat they are gay. Ha ha. Got them

 

As comedic as this is, I guarantee that if we had stickers that said if you damage this seat you are a taig, or you love the pope or something, the the the the rangers fans are so fucking stupid, they would refuse to break the seats.

[Pudgie]

EDIT: Majorly wrong thread...

[tightbreeks]

It's a bit like the old X factor thing and lady miss Keir from dee-lite.

 

Normski dropping bombs on dance energy? On bbc 2. Get your troop trainers and spx jaikits out. Joggy boatums a must.

[tightbreeks]

Or was it Eurovision. I forget.

[TopDon]

We should put stickers on the away fans seats that says" if you damage this seat you are gay ". That means if they do damage the seat they are gay. Ha ha. Got them

 

Great plan, but I'm not sure there are that many Huns that know how to read.

[boboisared]

A hun at work was there on Sunday. Said he saw one boy break a seat and launch it in to the Dons end. Another saw him do this, broke another and frisbeed it towards the Dons. The boy fluffed his throw and it smacked another hun clean in the puss. He got upset and was like a caged animal trying to get at the Dons fans thinking one of the lads in the South had thrown it.

[BWG]

A hun at work was there on Sunday. Said he saw one boy break a seat and launch it in to the Dons end. Another saw him do this, broke another and frisbeed it towards the Dons. The boy fluffed his throw and it smacked another hun clean in the puss. He got upset and was like a caged animal trying to get at the Dons fans thinking one of the lads in the South had thrown it.

 

Hahaha. Fucking spastics.

[boboisared]

 

Hahaha. Fucking spastics.

What I thought was funny was that it clearly would have came from the other side! Hit on the right side of the face and turns to the left, screaming.

[jassb]

It's not as though Aberdeen fans have never broken seats elsewhere though. It happens. Fuck them. But this story is nothing.

[RAZOR]

An unnamed Rangers player has come forward with some information...

[reekie_dock]

Seat broken in the Y after Maddison ripped the onion bag, was rather humorous. No one was in any fit state to throw a seat in there though.

 

By fuck Cheesepipes beard is a thing of beauty...

[Pudgie]

It's not as though Aberdeen fans have never broken seats elsewhere though. It happens. Fuck them. But this story is nothing.

Nae one in every 19 seats for fucks sake!

[ebbe]

Seat broken in the Y after Maddison ripped the onion bag, was rather humorous. No one was in any fit state to throw a seat in there though.

By fuck Cheesepipes beard is a thing of beauty...

Ripped my shin aswell.

[fine-n-dandy]

You notice how in all the press reports about the bus graffiti that is Moron(s) or Aberdeen fan(s) plural just trying to make it sound like it was not just one pissed up fkr that done it

[Poodler]

Nae one in every 19 seats for fucks sake!

I'm sure at least one in 18 will be smashed at Ibrox, life is too short to get worked up about this sort of tomfoolery

[Bluto10]

I'm sure at least one in 18 will be smashed at Ibrox, life is too short to get worked up about this sort of tomfoolery

On the contrary football is my life it's in my blood cause I'm a mink with fuck all else going on

[the sheep]

Some cock womble in front of me broke at least 3 seats. So paid £23 to get in and cost the club £150. Young guy's that cant handle their drink or drugs and get overly excited at the game. Look at me bouncing on the seat I am some fan.

 

No my friend you are just a cock.

[Guest milne_afc]

Cock womble.

[caledonia]

We should put stickers on the away fans seats that says" if you damage this seat you are gay ". That means if they do damage the seat they are gay. Ha ha. Got them

 

That would not work as 360 would buy a ticket for that end and damage the seat

[360]

 

That would not work as 360 would buy a ticket for that end and damage the seat

 

You are clearly a repressed homosexual.

 

A repressed homosexual who lives in a district that voted against its own independence.

[the sheep]

Cock womble.

 

Good description for someone that would break his own clubs seats I thought

[fine-n-dandy]

How did the away end toilets look after they visited I wonder

[Chewie37]

We should put stickers on the away fans seats that says" if you damage this seat you are gay ". That means if they do damage the seat they are gay. Ha ha. Got them

What happens if they're gay already? Do they just go "aye I am" or does it cancel them out so they become straight? Won't they feel foolish walking out with a broken seat and arse-less chaps on?

[Dynamo]

Read this, HUNbelievable. http://www.vanguardbears.co.uk/article.php?i=125&a=should-sheep-be-shepherded-or-policed?

[ben_1903]

Read this, HUNbelievable. http://www.vanguardbears.co.uk/article.php?i=125&a=should-sheep-be-shepherded-or-policed?

That is comedy gold!

[RAZOR]

 

Seething

[alscotoz]

Read this, HUNbelievable. http://www.vanguardbears.co.uk/article.php?i=125&a=should-sheep-be-shepherded-or-policed?

 

Perfect example of why I HATE the cunts.