Ohjimmyjimmy Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 The Macarena Arena Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 You mean as in Willie?Was thinking it was a nod to Millerman who will never visit it. Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 No, the boy that owns the land used to have a corn mill! Titter.. It just seemed a bit of a convoluted naming suggestion to me, ie to pick a potential sponsor because they share a name with a club legend. If we are talking serious suggestions here is mine - lease the naming rights to the highest bidder. That's it. I couldn't care less if the company is called "Miller-McLeish Motors" or "The Fucking Shitebag Vacuum products company" * Just as long as we don't undersell the rights, it can be anything. * Clearly I do exagerate a little, it has to be sensible-ish, the "Fucking Shitebag Stadium" might not be quite the best name to go with even if it feels accurate Point being we don't need any clever way to tie the naming rights to the history of the club IMO we just need a respectable brand willing to pay good money for the privilege. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Titter.. It just seemed a bit of a convoluted naming suggestion to me, ie to pick a potential sponsor because they share a name with a club legend. If we are talking serious suggestions here is mine - lease the naming rights to the highest bidder. That's it. I couldn't care less if the company is called "Miller-McLeish Motors" or "The Fucking Shitebag Vacuum products company" * Just as long as we don't undersell the rights, it can be anything. * Clearly I do exagerate a little, it has to be sensible-ish, the "Fucking Shitebag Stadium" might not be quite the best name to go with even if it feels accurate Point being we don't need any clever way to tie the naming rights to the history of the club IMO we just need a respectable brand willing to pay good money for the privilege.Surely one of the new American investors will go for a sponsorship for the naming rights.......cue massive affront as we get some funny American named product, like Benders or Smuckers etc Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Surely one of the new American investors will go for a sponsorship for the naming rights.......cue massive affront as we get some funny American named product, like Benders or Smuckers etc We could be the Big Smoking Dick Arena and as long as we accepted a nice premium I wouldnt give a fuck Maybe thats cause Id take a length for a tenner 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 We could be the Big Smoking Dick Arena and as long as we accepted a nice premium I wouldnt give a fuck Maybe thats cause Id take a length for a tennerPretty sure there's a job going at Pittodrie for investment gathering.........you sound ideal for the position Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 surely a stand should be named in honour of willie donald and his missus. Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 how about the costco or tesco arena,the wanks dont have a problem with them on the outskirts of the place Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 The Fifth Biggest Club Stadium Stadium. 2 Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Surely one of the new American investors will go for a sponsorship for the naming rights.......cue massive affront as we get some funny American named product, like Benders or Smuckers etc As long as we charge a premium for it doesn't really matter to me. I'd assume the naming rights would be a for a 10 year period or something like that? Link to comment
Doncomitant Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Titter.. It just seemed a bit of a convoluted naming suggestion to me, ie to pick a potential sponsor because they share a name with a club legend. If we are talking serious suggestions here is mine - lease the naming rights to the highest bidder. That's it. I couldn't care less if the company is called "Miller-McLeish Motors" or "The Fucking Shitebag Vacuum products company" * Just as long as we don't undersell the rights, it can be anything. * Clearly I do exagerate a little, it has to be sensible-ish, the "Fucking Shitebag Stadium" might not be quite the best name to go with even if it feels accurate Point being we don't need any clever way to tie the naming rights to the history of the club IMO we just need a respectable brand willing to pay good money for the privilege.Maybe approach Rogers Communications & see if they want to sponsor it. We can then call it the Rogers centre like in Toronto, or the Rogers arena like in Vancouver. May help Danny Rogers decide when he comes to sign his new contract. Brendan will like it also, as it will be a place he will like to come to for his easiest & best fuck Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Back to the Spikkin Shite Arena it is then Link to comment
Donnet Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Maybe they could do another one of their marketing scams campaigns and call it the Brewdog Bowl. 1 Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 I'd imagine that unless it's someone slipping on a dog turd or someone falling off ladder you have a very restricted cultural response to humour.In fairness to MT. It wasn't funny. 1 Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Aye? You know nothing about me Willing to wager my achievements outweigh yoursAchievement does not equal intelligence You can have achieved many things and still be thick. However it wasn't funny Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Aye? You know nothing about me Willing to wager my achievements outweigh yours Achievements such as what ? This should be good! MT home of the whopper! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Haha. Climbed Mount Everest naked with no oxygen while holding his breath. Twice in a day. 1 Link to comment
RUL Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Haha. Climbed Mount Everest naked with no oxygen while holding his breath. Twice in a day. Interesting stadium name and will make soccer Saturday more interesting. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Interesting stadium name and will make soccer Saturday more interesting. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 MT emailing his mum last night ' dear mum, can you please provide details of my achievements at primary school. need them to settle an argument. Ps would you like to buy my old sofa? Pps phone me when dad has gone out and mummy's little soldier will come over . :hysterical: Link to comment
shut up meg Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Achievements such as what ? MT has been a running back for Alabama state, played for the US ping pong team, was captain of a shrimp boat, run across America several times and numerous other achievements.Beat that @@Sooper-hanz Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 MT has been a running back for Alabama state, played for the US ping pong team, was captain of a shrimp boat, run across America several times and numerous other achievements.Beat that @@Sooper-hanz It was just Alabama not State...DYA Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 There is now. Millertime built it with his bare hands. Link to comment
Guest Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Aye? You know nothing about me Willing to wager my achievements outweigh yoursHahahahaahahahahahahahaah what an absolute weirdo! Jesus fucking Christ! Absolutely decked min. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Achievement does not equal intelligence You can have achieved many things and still be thick. However it wasn't funnyExactly, just look at Forrest Gump. Hes was as dumb as a box of rocks but ended up a gozillionaire, meeting multiple presidents, awarded a medal of honour and owned a fleet of shrimp boats. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Exactly, just look at Forrest Gump. Hes was as dumb as a box of rocks but ended up a gozillionaire, meeting multiple presidents, awarded a medal of honour and owned a fleet of shrimp boats. MT has the brains of Forrest and the chin of Bubba! 1 Link to comment
shut up meg Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 ^^^^^ RS sussed you out, weirdo! Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 I climbed Glencoe after 3 hours sleep, a massive Morrison's fry up and hungover to fuck with just one bottle of Lucozade sport You ?Thats a fair achievement, seeing as its impossible to climb Glencoe, what with it being a fucking glen and not a hill. Fit a gype. 3 Link to comment
dave_min Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Thats a fair achievement, seeing as its impossible to climb Glencoe, what with it being a fucking glen and not a hill. Fit a gype. Fantastic stuff. I might (with time) be able to think about forgiving you for that Corona. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 MILF ParkOooh driving puns: Reverse Park Parallel Park Burds Cannae Park Link to comment
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