Stadium Name

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

The Macarena Arena

[Don Fonte]

 

You mean as in Willie?

Was thinking it was a nod to Millerman who will never visit it.

[V for Vendetta]

 

No, the boy that owns the land used to have a corn mill!

 

Titter..

 

It just seemed a bit of a convoluted naming suggestion to me, ie to pick a potential sponsor because they share a name with a club legend.

 

If we are talking serious suggestions here is mine - lease the naming rights to the highest bidder. That's it. I couldn't care less if the company is called "Miller-McLeish Motors" or "The Fucking Shitebag Vacuum products company" *

 

Just as long as we don't undersell the rights, it can be anything.

 

* Clearly I do exagerate a little, it has to be sensible-ish, the "Fucking Shitebag Stadium" might not be quite the best name to go with even if it feels accurate

 

Point being we don't need any clever way to tie the naming rights to the history of the club IMO we just need a respectable brand willing to pay good money for the privilege.

[Chewie37]

Titter..

 

It just seemed a bit of a convoluted naming suggestion to me, ie to pick a potential sponsor because they share a name with a club legend.

 

If we are talking serious suggestions here is mine - lease the naming rights to the highest bidder. That's it. I couldn't care less if the company is called "Miller-McLeish Motors" or "The Fucking Shitebag Vacuum products company" *

 

Just as long as we don't undersell the rights, it can be anything.

 

* Clearly I do exagerate a little, it has to be sensible-ish, the "Fucking Shitebag Stadium" might not be quite the best name to go with even if it feels accurate

 

Point being we don't need any clever way to tie the naming rights to the history of the club IMO we just need a respectable brand willing to pay good money for the privilege.

Surely one of the new American investors will go for a sponsorship for the naming rights.......cue massive affront as we get some funny American named product, like Benders or Smuckers etc

[reekie_dock]

Surely one of the new American investors will go for a sponsorship for the naming rights.......cue massive affront as we get some funny American named product, like Benders or Smuckers etc

 

We could be the Big Smoking Dick Arena and as long as we accepted a nice premium I wouldnt give a fuck

 

Maybe thats cause Id take a length for a tenner

[Chewie37]

We could be the Big Smoking Dick Arena and as long as we accepted a nice premium I wouldnt give a fuck

Maybe thats cause Id take a length for a tenner

Pretty sure there's a job going at Pittodrie for investment gathering.........you sound ideal for the position

[ericblack4boss]

surely a stand should be named in honour of willie donald and his missus.

[ericblack4boss]

how about the costco or tesco arena,

the wanks dont have a problem with them on the outskirts of the place

[Betty Swallicks]

The Fifth Biggest Club Stadium Stadium.

[V for Vendetta]

Surely one of the new American investors will go for a sponsorship for the naming rights.......cue massive affront as we get some funny American named product, like Benders or Smuckers etc

 

As long as we charge a premium for it doesn't really matter to me.

 

I'd assume the naming rights would be a for a 10 year period or something like that?

[Doncomitant]

Titter..

 

It just seemed a bit of a convoluted naming suggestion to me, ie to pick a potential sponsor because they share a name with a club legend.

 

If we are talking serious suggestions here is mine - lease the naming rights to the highest bidder. That's it. I couldn't care less if the company is called "Miller-McLeish Motors" or "The Fucking Shitebag Vacuum products company" *

 

Just as long as we don't undersell the rights, it can be anything.

 

* Clearly I do exagerate a little, it has to be sensible-ish, the "Fucking Shitebag Stadium" might not be quite the best name to go with even if it feels accurate

 

Point being we don't need any clever way to tie the naming rights to the history of the club IMO we just need a respectable brand willing to pay good money for the privilege.

Maybe approach Rogers Communications & see if they want to sponsor it. We can then call it the Rogers centre like in Toronto, or the Rogers arena like in Vancouver.

 

May help Danny Rogers decide when he comes to sign his new contract. Brendan will like it also, as it will be a place he will like to come to for his easiest & best fuck

[Chewie37]

Back to the Spikkin Shite Arena it is then

[Donnet]

Maybe they could do another one of their marketing scams campaigns and call it the Brewdog Bowl.

[King Street Loon]

 

I'd imagine that unless it's someone slipping on a dog turd or someone falling off ladder you have a very restricted cultural response to humour.

In fairness to MT. It wasn't funny.

[mcdougall(4)]

Aye?

 

You know nothing about me

 

Willing to wager my achievements outweigh yours

Achievement does not equal intelligence

 

You can have achieved many things and still be thick.

 

However it wasn't funny

[Betty Swallicks]

Aye?

 

You know nothing about me

 

Willing to wager my achievements outweigh yours

 

 

Achievements such as what ?

 

 

This should be good!

 

MT home of the whopper!

[The Boofon]

Haha. Climbed Mount Everest naked with no oxygen while holding his breath. Twice in a day.

[RUL]

Haha. Climbed Mount Everest naked with no oxygen while holding his breath. Twice in a day.

 

Interesting stadium name and will make soccer Saturday more interesting.

[The Boofon]

 

Interesting stadium name and will make soccer Saturday more interesting.

 

[The Boofon]

MT emailing his mum last night ' dear mum, can you please provide details of my achievements at primary school. need them to settle an argument.

 

Ps would you like to buy my old sofa?

 

Pps phone me when dad has gone out and mummy's little soldier will come over .

 

:hysterical:

[shut up meg]

Achievements such as what ?

 

MT has been a running back for Alabama state, played for the US ping pong team, was captain of a shrimp boat, run across America several times and numerous other achievements.

Beat that @@Sooper-hanz

[mcdougall(4)]

 

MT has been a running back for Alabama state, played for the US ping pong team, was captain of a shrimp boat, run across America several times and numerous other achievements.

Beat that @@Sooper-hanz

 

 

It was just Alabama not State...DYA

[The Boofon]

There is now. Millertime built it with his bare hands.

[Guest]

Aye?

 

You know nothing about me

 

Willing to wager my achievements outweigh yours

Hahahahaahahahahahahahaah what an absolute weirdo! Jesus fucking Christ! Absolutely decked min.

[vanderark14]

Achievement does not equal intelligence

 

You can have achieved many things and still be thick.

 

However it wasn't funny

Exactly, just look at Forrest Gump. Hes was as dumb as a box of rocks but ended up a gozillionaire, meeting multiple presidents, awarded a medal of honour and owned a fleet of shrimp boats.

[shut up meg]

Exactly, just look at Forrest Gump. Hes was as dumb as a box of rocks but ended up a gozillionaire, meeting multiple presidents, awarded a medal of honour and owned a fleet of shrimp boats.

 

MT has the brains of Forrest and the chin of Bubba!

[shut up meg]

^^^^^

 

RS sussed you out, weirdo!

[Redforever86]

I climbed Glencoe after 3 hours sleep, a massive Morrison's fry up and hungover to fuck with just one bottle of Lucozade sport

 

You ?

Thats a fair achievement, seeing as its impossible to climb Glencoe, what with it being a fucking glen and not a hill.

 

Fit a gype.

[dave_min]

Thats a fair achievement, seeing as its impossible to climb Glencoe, what with it being a fucking glen and not a hill.

 

Fit a gype.

 

Fantastic stuff.

 

I might (with time) be able to think about forgiving you for that Corona.

[Chewie37]

MILF Park

Oooh driving puns:

 

Reverse Park

 

Parallel Park

 

Burds Cannae Park